chapter two w

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Matatagi slowly opened his eyes. He could see a blurry room and feel the sunlight on him from the uncovered window, but something felt.. off. He rolled to the side and felt the restraining arm of Carrot Head. Suddenly realizing what was off, his eyes shot open as he quickly grabbed Minaho's arm to toss it to the side as he sat up. He then proceeded to run straight to the bathroom and turn on the light.

Upon seeing the horrible disater that happened, he screamed.

"GOOD GOLLY GOSH!" he yelled. He was so shocked, tears were forming in his eyes. He ran his hand over his now egg smooth head, not feeling a single hair. He was bald.

He ran back out of the bathroom, but halted when he saw Minaho getting up. The orange haired boy was the same, except... he was bald too. And not just his hair.

Minaho's hair AND eyebrows were shaved.

matatagi SCREAMED and ran out of the room, forgetting to put his pants on. he only remembered by the time he stepped into te living room. minahos mom turned her head and started laughing. god, it was so funny. his head was as slat and smooth as an egg shell.

"why" matatagi asked. he looked so soulless. his beautiful lush soft hair was gone. how will he look pretty now?

" god delete this" minaho commented on matatagi as he walked downstairs fully dressed and with his carrot head back. this has happened to him a few times before so he knew how to handle it.

"how the dribble drabble" matatagdufghjkl says. how the duck did minaho get all the carrots back to growing out of his head.

"well, i would explain everythig but god damn is this taking time. we need to go to school asap"

suddenly both minaho and matsatagi were in their respective schools, with all their natural hair back.

after sxchol,

(my hands are hurting please bear w me)

ok after school they went to training then to chuck e cheese bc tenma convinced shindou richie to take them. they all had a fun time except for kusaka and ibuki and sometimes tsurugi and tetsukado because they couldnt get in anywhere. damn their big muscles and tall height.

suddenly zanark crashed through thr top right corner of the building. he stepped out of his bike and streitched and flexed his boiling muscles.

"BIG HOT SPICY DAD" matatagi blurted. he covered his mouth faster than kidou could drop teikoku for raimon, and his face turned redder than endous face when touka kissed his cheek. lms if u remember that

anyways, zanark looked his way, as did everyone else, but mainly zanark. he flashed a smexy grin, and winked at matatagi. matatatgi fainted. minaho, however was staring at both with a frown. he needed to step up to win back matatagi. ibuki and kusaka help pick up matatagi and take him back home, while everyone else left for home in pairs or groups of 3.

that night, minaho prepared something that was sure to win matatagi over...

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thats it for chapter 2! xD

oh yeah and shoutout to that one person who writes kidou/oc and fudou/oc fics that keeps criticizing me for writing harmless little crack fics: i got a hot new album dropping just for you, its called "my bio said all my works are crack and its not like im forcing you to read my stuff so you could always ignore it y'know" and just for you its $200 instead of the usual $500 xoxo