Chapter 2

Valkyrie dashed indoors and was greeted by very hungry Dead Men, all except for Skulduggery who of course was a skeleton and didn't eat or drink. trust Skulduggery to be awkward.

"Val!" Greeted Dexter Vex and embraced her in a bone-crushing hug "we were so hungry!"

"Yeah!" Erskine Ravel agreed "I was gonna eat Saracen!"

Saracen Rue shot Ravel a look "What? Eat Anton!"

"No!" Disagreed Anton Shudder "Eat Ghastly!"

Ghastly Bespoke scowled "Dexters a better meal"

"No! Personally I think that Skulduggery is the best to eat" Dexter grinned

"No, not me, I'm bones" Skulduggery protested

"Err... You could of just ordered a pizza" Valkyrie pointed out

The obvious realisation showed on the Dead Mens faces "Oh, I never thought of that" Skulduggery said

"You guys are dimwits, I'm gonna order a pizza" Valkyrie sighed

"Oi! Don't order a pizza" Saracen said

"Uh, why?" Valkyrie asked

"Because... I err... Know something" Saracen fumbled over his words

"About what, I god damn hungry, Saracen" Ghastly moaned

"... Nothing..." Saracen hung his head in shame

Valkyrie rolled her eyes and dug out her iPhone and ordered 3 margaritas 4 Hawaiian and 2 pepperoni pizzas "Val, you wanna do a who can hold your breath longer contest" Asked Dexter

Valkyrie' eyes narrowed "let's do this" She shoved the phone to Skulduggery who sighed and gave the address

"I'll time!" ravel said excitedly but everyone knew he didn't know how to use a stopwatch

(A few hours later)

Valkyrie and Dexter were splashing Ravel and Ghastly in a water fight, Dexter had betrayed Valkyrie and joined team daffodils, (Ravel and Ghastly) (ravels idea) Valkyrie had squealed and sent lightning at them but then Ghastly drenched her with a wave and she lay on the sand defeated.

Anton was busy reading while Saracen was attempting to ride a jet ski and failing, Valkyrie was taking pictures of Saracen while being defeated,Skulduggery of course was annoying everyone.

"OK, guys, I'm gonna go shower and change clothes" Valkyrie said and retreated back into the house, leaving her phone on a deck chair.