The Muffin One
"Get me a muffin."
"Get off your ass and get it yourself."
"But it tastes so much better when you get it."
"I think you're confusing me with someone who likes you enough to care whether your muffin tastes good."
"Owch."
"Try me next week when you want cake."
"Cake.... Get me–!"
"Letting you finish that would kill a fairy."
"And then you expect me to get you stuff? Hah! Well, not until you make me a muffin!"
"Harry, hand me that book, please?"
"Sure." The book was in her hand when he realized his error. "Bugger!"
She just grinned.
Length : 100 words
Disclaimer : This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by J. K. Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Any characters or situations that are unknown in the Harry Potter series are the author's intellectual property and should not be used without permission.
Author's Note : Believe it or not, I really wanted a muffin when I wrote this. I still want one. Well I know what I'm doing tomorrow, if I remember.
Quiirk : The pupil of an octopus' eye is rectangular.
-bella