Ask Vivi (I had to cange some of the replies around to make them seem more... favorable.)

The REAL Chapter 1

Dear Vivi,

(Fangirlish scream). Vivi! I LOVE YOU! You are one of the cutest FF character! And definitely one of MY favorites! ...Okay, I'm done now. Time for my questions!

Q1: How do you feel when you found out that you are more popular among us girls than Zidane Tribal?
Q2: What were you doing hanging out with Seifer's gang in KH instead with Roxas?
Q3: Why are you so cute?
Q4: Do you want to have sex one day? (Grins)
Q5: If a girl who is older than you (say 6 years older or so) asks you out on a date, would you accept?
Q6: How DID Modvark convince you to do this fic anyway? Answer honestly and truthfully!
Q7: Pretend you are in this situation; You are surrounded by a mass of your fangirls but you want to get away. What would you do?
Q8: What is your most embarrassing moment involving a girl, that makes you blush?

From, Loy

Dear Loy,

(sweatdrops) Thank you? I'm sure you're nice too. I guess I'll answer your questions now.

1: Well... I can't be all that popular. I thought girls knew him better, since he likes talking to them a lot.
2: Rai said he was the best fighter and could beat anyone in a battle, so I feel safest with Seifer around.
3: Wow, I never thought I was cute before... Maybe it's my big hat?
4: What's a sex?
5: I'm nine actually. As for dates, I'm not sure I know how they work...
6: Heh heh, well... She promised me I'd get a free magic lesson if I helped her with 'something'. Plus, it's good to get away from Zidane. Lately he's been trying to get me a girl when I don't want one right now.
7: That's a hard one... Hoping I got the Flame Staff, I'd pobably have to use my Sleep Spell, then make a break for it. They're scary with their screaming and the foamy mouths...
8: There is one, and I don't wan't to talk about it.... (blushes)

From, Vivi

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Dear Vivi,

My questions:

1:Have Zidane and Dagger announced their engagement yet?
2:If so, how was it received by the country of Alexandria and the world?
3:How did they get Zidane to be polite around nobles? Or did they?
4:You have several children. Did you create them with magic, or use the old fashined way?
5:How do you feel about Eiko Carol?
6:Of the team you traveled the world with, who is your best friend?
7:Of the people who live in Black Mage Village, who is your best friend?
8:You have far stronger magic then lesser black mages. Are you capable of extending your lifespan?

From, Angelalex242

Dear Angelalex242,

1: Captain Steiner says any day now. I'm thinking next month at the most.
2: Axelandria is waiting for it, but I'm not sure about everywhere else.
3: I think he's just trying not to cause trouble. That's good since he made me one of his backups. I still don't like fighting much.
4: I don't know there was an 'old fashioned way' but yes, I used magic.
5: I think she's a nice girl, but she likes Zidane, who likes Dagger... It's a mess.
6: Although he's annoying sometimes, Zidane is like a best friend to me. He even once gave me a free ticket to his play, only to later find out it was stolen...
7: So far, the only one I really know is Mr. 288. Even though he usually only talks about death...
8: Not yet. Modvark here said it can be increased by proper diet and excercise, but I'm not sure yet.

From, Vivi

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Dear Vivi,

what happened?

from, sup3rl0z3r

Dear sup3rl0z3r,

With what?

From, Vivi