Why Hoagie shouldn't try to make time machines.

I do not own KND. Do you?

I yawned and stretched my arms. What an awful night's sleep. Something kept kicking me. I looked back to make my bed, my eyes where barley open. My mom will throw a fit if I don't make my bed.

"Hey watch it!" Someone yelled. My eyes opened all the way. I screamed and she screamed. We both screamed. Loud. I stopped screaming for a second

"Kuki?" I asked recognizing her long dark hair.

"Wally?" She asked recognizing my bowl cute blonde hair. We both tared at each other...not sure what to think. In the middle of all our thoughts a kid with my hair cut but kuki's black hair came in

"…Is everything alright" he asked (he's about 9).

"Everything's fine" Numbah three said cheerfully. He left the room and Kuki had mixed feelings about this, on one hand we was married to her and on the other hand I will push her away today like he always did. By the time we had stopped thinking she had formulated a plan.

"We have to meet at the river" she said brushing her hair down. (Note: everyone except Hoagie looked like them self only taller and Rachel has longer hair).

"You take the kid(s) to school" she instructed. I got dressed in my usual attire (orange hoodie and jeans) and went to the kitchen. In the kitchen was a mess! The four kids they had (apparently) tried to make breakfast. They were all eating. Kuki said that she would clean it up while I took them to school.

"Mom don't you have to go to work" a girl about 5 asked.

"Um…yes where do I work" she asked

"The rainbow dorky company. You own it" The boy with black hair rolled his eyes. I couldn't be more proud. My only son hates rainbow monkeys too! Today isn't so bad I guess…

Kuki stepped out of the room for a moment. You could here her yell

"YES!" from down the hall. I smirked a bit. She got her dream job. I bet I'm a professional wrestler or something.

"..and what am I" I asked when Kuki came back.

"you're a doctor" the little girl smiled at me. Doctor? What the crud? I can't even pass Math. Not wanting to know anymore details about my cruddy job I rushed the kids out the door.