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Warning: SuzakuxLelouch = yaoi. Grammatical errors and typo. Super scary Lulu glare.

IX: New chapter, sorry for the kind of late update. I was too busy in between school and studying for my finals. And everyone knows what finals do to us. I'm really really happy, though. I am well aware that most stories do not get such awesome traffic at the first chapter.

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Thanks to Yuzuki Inohara, pft980811, Hikaru, Yusuke Urameshi - Mazoku, sadistic-sex-master, Guest, Yours, and the allen walker for their awesome reviews.

Yuzuki Inohara - My first reviewer! I'm glad that I made you laugh. Seriously humor is not my forte. Rather, this is my first time writing humor. So, really, your review encouraged me a lot. I hope I made you laugh this chapter too. Thank you also for listening to my shameless promotion. Hehe...

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"What is it, Aunty?" Kaguya Sumeragi asked as she sat down on the couch.

Kururugi Rin looked up to regard her niece. " It's about Suzaku..." she said before taking a sip of her green tea.

"Suzaku? I was with him a moment ago. He seems fine."

"He has once again successfully kicked out his personal maid again."

At this, Kaguya nodded understandingly. "That is to be expected. Rather, I think that this maid lasted longer than the last ones. Poor girl, I cannot imagine what she had to go through."

Traditionally, a personal servant is subjected to each member of the Six Houses. Following the modernisation of Japan, they instead hae personal maids or butlers instead.

However, Suzaku Kururugi, the only son and therefore the heir to the Kururugi Clan - not to mention that the Kururugi Clan is the leader of the Six Houses and therefore it's head as the Prime Minister - rejects the system vehemently. Each maid he had would be mentally and verbally abused until she could not stand anymore and quit her job.

"Kaguya, I don't know what to do. If the other houses were to know..." Rin sighed in frustration.

It was certain that if Genbu were to pass away, the other houses would be certain to usurp the place as the Head of the Six Houses and Prime Minister, although Suzaku is the rightful heir. Kaguya was sure that they would come up with some excuse like breaking tradition or not respecting it.

Then, Kaguya's eyes twinkled with amusemetn as she remembered Suzaku studying a certain raven-haired maid in the cafe.

"Maybe, if we find a maid he actually likes, he wouldn't reject her."

Rin considered it for a second. "... A maid he likes? Is there even one?"

"Oh, yes there is."

As the sun started to set, Lelouch Lamperouge stepped out from his work place. Unknown to him, a pair of emerald eyes were studying him, taking in his petite form dressed in a black turtleneck, a brown jacket and a black skin tight jeans. Dressed like a male.

"So it really is you," a voice Lelouch Lamperouge very much would not like to hear called out to him.

"Kururugi Suzaku," acknowledged Lelouch as he turned to face him.

"Who knew the infamous Ice Prince of Ashford would be dressed up as a maid? Such bad luck I forgot to snap a photo... Maybe next time?" Suzaku taunted with a smirk.

Suzaku had met Lelouch prior to this engagement - although the situation and context of conversation were much more normal - and knew of the boy's snobbish and holier-than-thou attitude.

"Don't you dare," Lelouch snarled.

"I wounder what would everyone say if they find out this peculiar job of yours here?"

Lelouch's eyes widened in disbelief. "You wouldn't...," He narrowed his eyes and sent a deathly glare, snarling out "Don't you dare, or I'll..."

Suzaku fought the urge to step back from the glare. He mentally repeated to himself about the fact that an agitated Lelouch is just as physically fearsome as an agitated one month old kitten.

"You'll what? Dress up in a cat costume and seduce me?"

(A/N: Sorry, had to add that! I'm sure it'll work, Lelouch... Why don't you try it?)

Lelouch spluttered for moment before quickly regaining his composure. He mentally thought of a way to counter Suzaku and threaten him to no reveal the secret. In the end, he thought of three methods.

Method One: Kill Kururugi Suzaku
If carried out successfully, the chance of Suzaku revealing his secret would be reduced to zero. However, Suzaku is both physically stronger than him and also no dim-witted. Plus, if Lelouch had somehow successfully murder him (oh, believe me Lelouch can), Lelouch would be at the top of the wanted list for murdering the son of the Prime Minister. In conclusion, the risk of deploying this method would be too high, although it would ensure 100% success in keeping Kururugi Suzaku's mouth shut.

Lelouch mentally categorized the method as a last resort method and stepped on to Method Two.

Method Two: Grab That Stone Over There And Hit Kururugi Suzaku's Head As Hard As Possible And Hope For An Amnesia (not death, that would be Method One)
Leloluch would have a high chance of hitting Suzaku's head as the element of surprise would be at his side. Also, the stone was just a stone throw away - pun intended - and oh so tempting. However, the chance of Suzaku having amnesia would be 50-50. Andd Lelouch was certain that luck was not on his side today. Plus, Lelouch might also accidentally kill Suzaku, and that was not acceptable as it would be Method One. (Lelouch was unable to admit that he lacked the strenght to achieve such act) Also, as stated in Method One, Lelouch would be at the top of the wanted list for assaulting the Prime Minister's son, and if the amnesia didn't happen as hoped, Suzaku would be able to identify his assailant, AKA Lelouch. In conclusion, this method is worse than Method One and must not be deployed.

That left Lelouch to Method Three, which is -

"I'll shut up if you do anything I say, deal?"

(A/N: I had a big urge to stop the chapter there, it was just such a perfect cliffhanger. But, ah well. I decided to be kind for once)

A moment passed and Suzaku could see the inner turmoil in Lelouch (also catching Lelouch glancing at the stone nearby). Suddenly, Suzaku thought of an idea.

"I'll shut up if you do anything I say, deal?"

Pause.

Silence.

"...Anything?" Lelouch's eyes met Suzaku's hesitantly.

Lelouch looked so damn vulnerable and adorable that Suzaku wanted to glomp -

Wait! WHAT?! Where the hell did that come from?!

Suzaku mentally chastised himself.

"Don't worry, I won't force you to do anything wrong or illegal against your will," Suzaku assured.

"Very well. Deal it is, but you must not reveal this secret in any situation"

"Yes," Suzaku nodded.

"Swear upon your life!", Lelouch snapped at Suzaku casual assurance.

Suzaku couldn't help but chuckled at Lelouch's insecurities.

"I swear upon my life that I would not expose your alter ego as the adorable maid waitress Lulu-chan in the Geass Maid Cafe."

Lelouch's right eye twitched at the unnecessarily elaborated speech.

"If you break the promise, I swear I'll personally castrate you," Lelouch threaten with and icy cold glare.

Suzaku inwardly shudder at the glare, but instead grin widely and said with assurance, "Don't worry, I'm a man of my words. Also, I still have uses with my manhood."

Suzaku heard Lelouch let out a sigh of relief as Lelouch turned his back to Suzaku and walked away, until Suzaku added, "And you'll have to listen to everything I say~"

Personally, Suzaku couldn't but feel that the meeting was a start of something wonderful.

As for Lelouch, he felt that it was like a prelude to a storm. The only thing was whether when the storm end, it would leave a mess of destruction, or give way to spring.

IX: So, how was it? I hope I made you laugh. It was a short chapter... But whatever. Hmm... what's up in Kaguya's mind? And why do Suzaku kick out his maids? And I'm pretty sure it's so obvious that Lelouch will end up as Suzaku's personal maid.

Anyway, for explanation, I change the government system of Japan a little. The Six Houses is like some kind of big clans or something, and the head of the Six Houses will be Prime Minister. The Kururugi clan is leading the Six Houses now. The Sumeragi clan is one of the Six Houses that is closest to the Kururugis.

Kururugi Rin is Suzaku's mother.

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Hmm... to everybody reading this, name me your favorite dessert. =D