HI! IM BACK! Thank you all for the amazing reviews, and im sorry for the late update, but here it is :) I've also added Frank, Hazel and Octivian to this story from SoN. Points to anyone who recognizes the AVPM/S reference
Disclaimer: YES! A 15 year old girl owns PJO…duh!
Wisegirl: Well…IM BACKK! Did you miss me? I know you did.
PJO cast: *groans*
Wisegirl: *ignores the losers* Well, anyways, I'm really happy now *smiles hugely* see? My birthday was epic and my new school is actually really fun, and moving wasn't so bad, so now I'm happy enough to torture you again.
Reyna: What? That doesn't even make any sense, you-
Wisegirl: MZK, please remind our guest here what happens when she steps out of line.
MZK: Gladly *Pulls a massive chainsaw out of her cape and points it at Reyna, laughing like a maniac*
Reyna: *Cowers in fear*
Wisegirl: You were saying? Anyways, ignoring the girl in the purple toga, on with our first review, YAY!
AnnieHonson
Hey WiseGirl747! So, yeah, I'm writing a new review, mostly because I just read the first 3 books of the PJO series and now I feel stupid reading my other review LOL. I just thought I'd drop by and put in some good tortures. #1 so, this isn't exactly a torture, but can I hug Tyson? He's so cute! #2 lock me in a room with Luke. I know he's supposed to be dead (right?) but have Nico summon him and than lock me in a dungeon cell with him. I'll use my super-awesome-god-powers on him. #3 let me give Aphrodite a full makeover, while I'm blindfolded. Let's see how that turns out LOL. #4 Make Athena and Ares make a list of things they absolutely LOVE about see weed brain. Then, they have to say them out loud in front of the whole group of people torturing the characters and the characters. Oh yeah, they each have to give Percy a hug (without injuring him) and say "You're the best demi-god in the whole wide world!" I hope you like the ideas and upload soon! I really wanna see what happens! -Annie
Annie: HI! *hugs Wisegirl*
Wisegirl: OhMiGod! *squeals* hi, I can't believe I'm meeting you. You're just as much of an evil genius as I am.
Jason: Oh no! not another one of you!
Wisegirl: Shut up, you! One of my friends requested you be vaporized, so here's a favor for her *Zaps Jason with fire and he's reduced to a pile of ashes* Oh, well, close enough. On with the tortures. TYSON, come here.
Tyson: *Shuffles over and waves* Hi! Please do not eat me! Cyclops taste bad.
Wisegirl: Nonsense, my friend here just wanted to meet you.
Annie: *starry-eyed* OhMiGod! It's you *squeals and tackles Tyson into a huge hug*
Everyone else: *waiting and waiting and waiting for hours and hours*
Wisegirl: *Ahem* well, Annie, I believe I just aged 5 years, so can chill with Tyson backstage after the tortures are done.
Annie: Really? Fine. Where's Luke?
Wisegirl: Right there *Pointing at Luke who just appeared out of nowhere*
Annie: You're coming with me mister *drags him to a dark room where screams can immediately be heard*
Wisegirl: While they're gone, let's get Athena and Ares here. *Zaps them down from Mt. Olympus*
Ares: No, I refuse to do it, you can't make me. I'll never do it.
MZK: You do realize you have to? Because Wisegirl runs the story and whatever she wants happens, she's evil like that…that's why she's one of my best friends. You see those ashes there? That used to be Jason, and if you don't want to end up like that too, I'd do what she says.
Wisegirl: Thank you MZK, the feelings mutual. And besides, the midget's right, what I say happens, so get to it.
Athena: *huffs* Fine. I'll start. *Ahem*…Barnac…Percy…I believe you are a very…brave…hero. Also I find it admirable that you…are so…loyal to your, um…friends.
Wisegirl: Not bad. Your turn motor mouth *points at Ares*
Ares: *still grumbling* Um…kid…I think that um…you're a…good fighter *chokes* also I think…you are kinda um…brave?
Wisegirl: whatever, at least you said something other than grumble, grumble. Now hug him.
Athena and Ares: *Cringe, but at the sight of MZK's chainsaw they move towards Percy and awkwardly hug him*
Wisegirl: *AHEM*
Athena and Ares: Fine, Jackson, you're the um…best…demi-god in the whole wide um…world.
Wisegirl: Could have worked without the ums, but whatever, just go away, you irritate me, and you don't want to see me irritated.
Athena and Ares: I'm out of here.
Annabeth: But mum, at least take me with you, away from them. *Points at MZK and Wisegirl*
Athena: Sorry kiddo, every man for himself *Poofs out with Ares*
Annie: Well, that was fun.
Wisegirl: what did you do to Luke? I heard some very loud screams.
Annie: *smirks evilly and bats eyelashes* Well let's just say he won't be able to walk for a veryyyyyyyy long time ;)
Wisegirl: Respect sister. *high fives Annie* now for the third part…OI, Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: I was called?
Wisegirl: Yes sit here and let Annie here do your make up.
Aphrodite: That doesn't sound so bad, now, I would use more suble tones, like the pinks and brow- *goes to sit on the chair, and is suddenly wrapped in chains*
Wisegirl: Did I mention she was going to do it blindfolded *gestures to the blindfold MZK just pulled out*
Aphrodite: NOOO!
Wisegirl: Oh, hush up *pushes the mute button, and Aphrodite's quiet*
Annie: Hehe *gets blindfolded and approaches Aphrodite*
Wisegirl: Let's give her some time *pulls a curtain over the two*
MZK: Onto the next review, then.
Silena Arya Saphira River
Heyy. This was cool. MZK or whatever it was sounds like the name of a gun... hmm... you could use that... And Draco... he IS part vampire. Avery is a cool name and sounds like the name of a shapeshifter... ya did good there.
As for an idea... how about... Oh! Got it! How about you let loose werewolves (led by professor Lupin) on the characters in a big roman coloseum. One of the characters (possibly Leo, because I imagine he watches movies or Annabeth who is bound to have read Harry Potter) will realize that professor Lupin should not be in this fanfic because it is in fact not a crossover between Harry Potter and PJO (sadly) and the werewolves will disappear leaving the cast safe until another chapter.
I hope ya like it! And I have also written a PJO series called... (drumroll PLEASE)... The Leo and Festus Show
Check it out! And I'll be looking forward to reading more stories from an aspiring writer like yourself!
P.S. I may sound very um... old... but in truth im not even 15. So... Yeah. BYE! Peace out! er... Death to Peace! (I'm like a daughter of Hades. or something...) Well... Yeah. Bye.
Wisegirl: Hi Silena!
MZK: Hi! I'm a very peaceful person, how do I sound like something as violent as a gun *pulls out chainsaw*
Crickets chirp, PJO cast cower in fear
Silena: Okay, okay, I said it was cool.
MZK: *puts away chainsaw and smiles innocently* On with the review.
Wisegirl: Prof. Lupin *whistles* come here.
P. Lupin: Yessss?
Wisegirl: Attack them *points at PJO cast and Jason's ashes*
P. Lupin: On it!
Silena: This is just boss!
Annabeth: Wait a second! You're not supposed to be in this story.
Silena : *confused* Sorry?
Annabeth: *frustrated* not you…him *points at P. Lupin*
P. Lupin: Excuse me?
Leo: Yeah, she's right- you belong in Harry Potter- go capture Peter Pettigrew or something useful…actually while you're at it, just scatter Jason's ashes, then we won't be able to bring him back.
Wisegirl: I like the way you think Leo, for that you won't be tortured for the next 5 minutes- I hate Jason too, up top *high fives Leo*
Reyna: *Crying over what's left of the ashes*
P. Lupin: Must go check up on Teddy.
Silena: But I thought you were dead?
P. Lupin: I may be but I can still watch over my sun, can't i? LUPIN, VANISH *vanishes*
PJO cast: okayyyy.
MZK: THAT WAS LUPIN! FROM HARRY POTTER! WISEGIRL! WE HAVE TO WATCH THE LAST MOVIE TOGETHER!
Wisegirl: We will MZK, when I come visit.
Annie: *walks out taking off the blindfold* My masterpiece *gestures to Aphrodite smothered in mounds of make-up*
Aphrodite: I look like a clown *zaps out*
Annie: well, it was fun- must be on my way, byee
Silena: Well me too, see ya sometimes soon
Wisegirl: Bye, now to the last review for today.
MZK: YAY!
ShootingStar02
You could:
•Put all the characters in their opposite element or a situation where they are uncomfortable with (like, make Percy fly in an airplane, douse Leo in water, hold Thalia over a cliff, etc.)
•Let Silena or some other ridiculously feminine daughter of Aphrodite give everyone makeovers. (Especially like Thalia and Annabeth)
•Have Avery shape shift into people and break up with whoever they're dating. (Like, turn into Annabeth and break up with Percy, and then turn into Percy and break up with Annabeth.)
This story is really funny so far! :) Can't wait until the next chapters!
Shooting: Hi :)
MZK: Bonjour.
Wisegirl: Hola! Okay, since I like Leo for killing Jason right now, let's skip over him, but PERCY get on the plane.
Percy: What plane?
Wisegirl: *Points at plane that just appeared out of nowhere* that plane.
Percy: What? Noo! Don't make me. Please I beg you, don't, nooooooooooooooo…Annabeth, I love you.
MZK and Shooting: *shove Percy on the plane and close the door behind*
Everyone: *Watching as Percy flys away and Annabeth is crying into her hands*
Wisegirl: In the meantime, Thalia, Annabeth, Katie and Piper, on the chairs…now! *the four get strapped in* Drew, give them all a makeover, why don't you?
MZK: In the meantime, AVERY!
Avery: yes?
Wisegirl: Break up, Piper and Leo and Reyna and Jason the last couple makes me sick.
Avery: On it, boss.
Leo: Hi, Piper!
Avery: *Piper* It's over Leo- I prefer the pile of ashes that's Jason to you walks away*
Reyna: JASON! She brought you back! *Hugs him/her hard*
Avery: *Jason* Get off me, you're so annoying, I hate you. I don't love you, its over.
Reyna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Percy: *back from the plane ride looking pale-faints*
Annabeth: Ewww! My face feels sticky and heavy.
Thalia: Look at me! I'm wearing a sparkly pink dress, Annabeth, PINK?
Piper: What did you do to my hair?
Katie: Why am I wearing this and this? *gestures to her clothes and make-up*
Boys: *DROOL*
Wisegirl, Shooting and MZK: *roll eyes* Boys!
Leo: PIPER! I'm sorry, I didn't do anything, please take me back!
Piper: Leo what do you mean? *glares at MZK, who gulp and points at Wisegirl*
Wisegirl: *rolls eyes* thanks MZK! Really. *cowers from Piper's glare* WELL THAT'S THE END OF THIS CHAPTER!
PJO cast: *cheers*
Wisegirl: oh wait *brings back Jason* im too nice.
Reyna: JASON!
MZK: STAY TUNED FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF TORTURING PJO CHARACTERS IS FUN AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND IN YOU'RE REVIEWS.
Wisegirl: That's great MZK, now let's go talk about Harry Potter, Glee and how supermegafoxyawesomehot Darren Criss is.
See you next time on Torturing PJO Characters is Fun :D