So, I got a review from Crescent Moon and so, here's chapter two in which I hope that the first game in this is good enough for you Crescent!
Also, Game 7 is another crossover and you guys will see why.
Disclaimer: Don't own Ratchet and Clank or any other game that is mentioned in this fanfic.
Game 5: Assassin's Creed II
"Okay, so, this place is named Venice? There's so much water here though." The Lombax said as he had Ezio running across a rooftop in the Italian flooded city. "That is because Venice is exactly at sea level so the inhabitants are able to move about this city on boat as well as the bridges." Clank informed Ratchet with this knowledge as the Lombax had Ezio jump onto a boat and as he started rowing the boat down the river, the Lombaxian mechanic broke out into singing. "Iiina Vineci! Ima livina the perfecto lifa!" Clank could only sigh as the Lombax kept singing in a fake Italian accent about how his life in Venice has been serving him very tasty pizza.
Game 6: Slender Man
"Okay. Okay. This is just a game. Games cannot hurt me." Ratchet said as his eyes were full of fear and the tip of his tail only flicked back and forth with all his fur bristled out. Clank didn't say a word as he turned his audio receivers down to the lowest volume they would go. The Lombax beside the robot was starting to hyperventilate as he turned the camera around and he saw the man in a black suit with a red tie. This thing about this man was that he had no signs of a face. "OKAY I AM SO TOTALLY DEAD!" he said as he turned the camera back around and tried to make the character run as fast as it could.
"Come on! R-uh-uh-uhn!" The Lombax said as he started crying in fear of the Slender Man. Clank was surprised that Ratchet hadn't started screaming like a girl like he did last time he played this. Why does Ratchet play this game even though he says he hates it? The robot thought to himself as he noticed that Ratchet's heart was now beating at almost a hundred and thirty and his breathing rate was to almost where he would pass out.
"Ratchet? Maybe you should-" Ratchet screamed out in the middle of Clank's advise when he turned the camera back around as saw that Slender was even closer than he was the last time Ratchet had turned around. " NO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEPY NO-FACE!" The Lomax shouted as he stood up now with his tail swishing back and forth which almost slapped Clank in the face. With his fur bristled even more and his eyes dilated to tiny pin pricks, the Lombax was able to get his character to start running as the camera started getting a static interference from the supernatural monster. The next minute, Ratchet was just standing in front of the chair with the screen on Game Over and Clank noticed when Ratchet sat back down, the Lombax's fur was slightly damp from perspiration.
Then suddenly, the Lombax jumped back up and pulled the game out of the system and threw the disk out the window where it fell from their twentieth floor apartment in Metropolis and the game disk smashed into a billion shards of plastic and aluminum onto the concrete pavement of the parking lot. The Lombax nodded at his action and threw the case out after the disk and he stated," There. No more Slender Man form here on." Clank nodded and felt that this is probably the best thing Ratchet could have done with that game.
Game7: Jak X: Combat Racing
"This one's up your arsenal, Daxter!" Ratchet shouted into the headset when he fired off a missile at the Ottsel who instantly shouted out in anger when his car exploded and respawned in last place in the race. The four racers were on a ten lap race in the city of Spargus and so far, Jak and Ratchet were driving right beside each other and Clank and Daxter now doing the same. "It's over, Space Rat! Give it up! You're still no match for me!" Jak soured to Ratchet when they crossed the line into the last lap. "That's where you're wrong, Egg Lover!" The Space Lombax hissed back as they were at the half way mark and they were still just mere inches in difference of the lead.
Daxter started shouting insults to the robot beside him and after Daxter had said something about Clank's mother and seven different men, Clank slid right in front of Orange Lightning and sent a mine straight to Daxter's face and forced Daxter back about two minutes from the lead. The Lombax and the Elf that were in front of their sidekicks were now able to see the finish line and both heroes middle fingers them slammed onto the boost button and Ratchet closed his eyes as they crossed the finish line. Ratchet heard nothing for what felt like an eternity until Daxter shouted out, "NO FREAKING WAY! JAK! YOU LOST BY A TENTH OF A SECOND!" Ratchet exploded into shouts of joy, " I BEAT YOU! HA!HA! I BEAT YOU! YES! YAAAHOO! I FINALLY DEFEATED YOU!" The next few minutes were simply put as Ratchet shouting and crying out in joy over his victory against the Elven hero.
Game 8: Shadow of the Colossus
"HOLY CRAP THESE GRAPHICS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!" The Lombax said as his jaw dropped to the floor when he had started playing the game about a boy trying to bring his dead girl friend back to life by killing sixteen Colossi in a gigantic place known as The Forbidden Lands. Clank could only nod his head in agreement has his jaw was down and his eyes were wide open at the game. Ratchet then controlled Wander over to Agro and as he mounted her, Ratchet could only start crying over the beauty of this game as he started Agro to get into a run as he went after the first Colossi.
Okay, that was fun! Please review and let me know what other games you people want to see Ratchet and Clank to play! See ya!
~ Jak Cooper the Lombax