In the sixth month, the angel Gabriel was sent from God to a town of Kansas called Lawrence, to a woman married to a man named John, of the house of Winchester, and the woman's name was Mary. And coming to her, he said, "Hail, favored one! The Lord is with you." But she was greatly troubled at what was said and pondered what sort of greeting this might be.
Then the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. Behold, you will conceive in your womb and bear a son, and you shall name him Samuel. He will be great and will be called Son of the Most High, and et cetera."
But Mary said to the angel, "Why does this suddenly sound a lot like a loose interpretation of a Bible reading?"
And the angel said to her in reply, "Well, that's a little rude. I just came to congratulate you on having a second kid. But I guess following tradition has never really been the Winchester way, has it?"
Mary said, "Well, then, thank you for telling me." Then the angel departed from her.
A/N: In which, yes, I actually did rewrite the Bible passage the story was based on.