Story by Sarah S. and Lindsey B. (edited by Lindsey B.)
I don't own any of these characters but if I did…. Muahahaha (you get the picture)
(At my huge house south jersey shore (next to doctor Weirds' factory))
Vash: ... You know what? ... YOU KNOW WHAT????
Lindsey: What?
Vash: I want a red. I don't know.
Sarah: Smacks him in back of head
Vash: Oww!
Knives: Fucking' ell!?
Vash: Hehahaha funny British man.
Legato: What?
Vash: Yep.
Lindsey: Huh?
Knives: I'm hungry. Hey Onna feed me!
Vash: Me too.
Lindsey: Fuck you, I can't cook.
Sarah: Aww, I'll get you something to eat, I love to cook.
Knives: Yeah!!!!!
Legato: I rather go out to eat.
Sarah: What you want?
Knives: I want some barbeque chicken, donuts on the side!!!!!
Vash: ...
Sarah: What the fuck kind of meal is that?
Knives: I don't know I just decided I wanted that today…
Goku: Sounds good to me.
Sarah: Oh shit not Goku.
Goku: Feed me bitch!
Sarah: Oh god here we go.
Goku: Stomach rumbles
Sarah: Oh boy, ok.
Lindsey: Damn I can't find my lotion!
Legato: Lotion for what?
Lindsey: Nothing...
Vash: ...
Trunks: Mommy can I suck on your nipples!!!!!
Lindsey: Trunks your mommy ran away!
Sarah: Yeah probably cause Vegeta eats like Goku…. That's why I ran away…
Goku: You didn't run I let you go.
Knives: What the fuck? When did that little purple fuck get here!
Legato: Yeah my mommy killed herself after I was born...
(No she didn't) - The authors conversing about how his mom died-
(Huh?)
(She was killed in the July incident along with his father)
(Hahaha, oh…)
(That's why he hates Vash)
(Hahaha!!!!!!)
(And his sister too yes he had a sister)
Legato: I used to be so happy!
Vash: Why, what happened to them?
Legato: Evil glare Not telling you, since you know!!!
Sarah: Easy Legato.
Vash: No really I don't.
Lindsey: Scratches head Shit!
Knives: It's okay Legato we can all forget about that can't we?
Vash: Pokes Legato Come on tell me.
Sarah: Vashy-poo shut up.
Legato: FUCK YOU! Strangles Vash
Sarah: Oh god! Stun-guns Legato
Lindsey: OH MY!
Knives: Geez Drags stunned gunned Legato into other room
Vash: Holy shit what's his problem?
All shake head
Trunks: You idiot, you killed his parents!
Vash: That's a lie!
Lindsey: Slaps own forehead
Vash: You all lieeeeeeeeeee!!
Lindsey: Here he goes!
Vash: I don't kill, I love everybody! Pulls out TV and turns it on showing tape of him in love and peace Seee?! Imitating himself Love and peace, love and peace.
Gohan: Where the hell did that TV come from?
Lindsey: The place you like to put all things!
Gohan: Oh hehehehe!
Trunks: HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Lindsey tell Vash what he did!
Lindsey: I don't even know, Sarah will have to tell...
Everyone looks to Sarah
Sarah: Sigh, fast forwards to the episode where it tells about Vash blowing up the city of July See Legato's parents were there he was the only one who survived.
Vash: Crying That is soo sad.
Knives: Okay Legato is chained to the bed.
Lindsey: Great.
Vash: I must apologize to him!
Knives: NO! Don't disturb him right now.
Lindsey: You will only make things worse.
Vash: Whyyyyy Annoying whine
Sarah: ...
Knives: Shut the fuck up and stop being a whinny little bitch! Slaps him back and forth ten times
Lindsey: Knives be gentle he is your little brother!
Vash: Stop it, you're always mean to me! Shoots Knives
Knives: UUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS PAIN IN MY FUCKING LEG!!!!!!!!
Gohan: EWWWWWWWWW BLOOD!!!!!! Barfs all over Goten
Goten: a... aa... ewwwww.
Gohan: Sorry bro...
Goten: What the hell man Slaps Gohan
Gohan: Runs away
Vash: Holding gun Aww shit… I'm sorry! Runs away
Lindsey: VASH YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!!!!!
Sarah: Don't yell at him like that, he needed to get shot.
Lindsey: Runs after Vash caring a Katana
Trunks: Dude she is like running after him with a Katana... DOES NO ONE REALIZE THE HUMOR IN THAT!!!?
Sarah: Runs after Lindsey with Katana Lets d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Lindsey: I am not dueling you, he just shot my boyfriend bitch!
Sarah: He shot Vash like, I don't know how many times Swords clash
Lindsey: So your little pussy boyfriend deserved it!
Sarah: Bearing teeth AND THAT MAKES IT RIGHT?
Lindsey: WHY NOT?! KNIVES ONLY WANTED TO MAKE A PERFECT PLANNET FOR THEM!!!!
Sarah: So pissed she turns into ssj 5
Goku: You stupid bitch!
Trunks: Eating cheesy poofs What the fuck!?
Sarah: Woohoo…
Goku: Looks like I fucked her so much she got some of my jeans!
Sarah: That's genes.
Goku: Oh!
Lindsey: Oh man now you're a saiyan what kind of shit is that! Can I be cat woman, meow! Come on I'm white just like the comics
Sarah: Aiming at Lindsey kaaaa meeee haaaa meee...
Knives: What the hell you just can't decide who you want to be in the middle of the story!
Goku: No you'll destroy the earth!
Lindsey: Oh well I gotta run away! Jumps on rouf building thingy
Goku: Fuck every one run the fuck away!
Knives: I can't my leg!
Sarah: Haahahhaaha! Just kidding…
Everyone passes out
Sarah: Fires little but really powerful blast at Lindsey crippling her like Knives Good night floppy!
Lindsey: Uuuuuggghhhh!!!!!
Knives: Looking at Lindsey right next to him bleeding from head and stuff Yay now we together!
Vash: Comes in with everyone passed out walks into the room with Legato strapped to the bed Legato I'm really sorry I didn't know but I got you lots of Cannolies will you forgive me??
Legato: Maybe! Are they chocolate?
Vash: Yes and vanilla :-) and lots of other pastries hands legato the whole fucking 200 pound bag of stuff
Legato: Okay we are friends again!
Lindsey: YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Legato: WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Opens bag and begins rolling around in the food
Vash and Legato start pigging out on everything
Vash: Mmmmm doughnuts.
Legato: Drooling Omigod its sooo good!
Knives: Starts crying cause they got doughnuts
Sarah: Ok now chicken.
Knives: I actually dislike donuts!
Sarah: Ok I fucking made like 50 pounds of chicken you better eat it alllll.
Vash: Yes m'am
Knives: Not hungry.
Lindsey: Me neither!
Goku: Hahhahahhaah! Wipes away a tear That's not going to be enough…
Sarah: Oh for you I made 500 pounds!
Goku: Drool
Legato: I ate already too with my fucking buddy Vash!
Vash: Fucking!!!!!! What are you talking bout?
Legato: Nothing...
Vash: There was no fucking!
Knives: Glares WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!????????
Lindsey: Omigod my ass hurts... I wonder why...
Sarah: Fucking eat the food nowwwwwwww!!!!
Goku: Stuffing face
Trunks: FUCK THAT! Goku will probably eat it all himself...
Goku: Stuffing face full of food Omigod it's soooooooo fumkin gooof
Lindsey: Throws chicken at Sarah
Knives: FOOOOOOOODDDDDD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trunks: SWEET!!!!!!!!
Gohan: EWWW my hands are going to get dirty from chicken!
Sarah: Throws some of Legato's pastries at Lindsey
Lindsey: Mmmmmm…
Goku: Ewww Barfs
Knives: Aaaaaaaahahahahahah Throws broccoli at Trunks
Sarah: Where the hell did that broccoli come from!
Lindsey: I don't know
(shut up and throw food) says creator
Sarah: Ok, ok.
Vash: Throws a whole shit load of grapes at Knives
Legato: Picks pastries off floor and shoves them in mouth while dodging chicken
Knives: FUCKING GRAPES! Picks up watermelon and throws it at Vash
Vash: Ahhhhhhhh Dodges watermelon
Wolfwood: Hi guys humf… Gets hit by the watermelon
Vash: Goes to kitchen to get some reds and oranges
Lindsey: Aren't they called apples? Dodges watermelon pieces
Vash: No… They're now called reds!
Lindsey: Gets hit by macaroni What the fuck?
Knives: Heheheh!
Legato: Uses brain power to juggle oranges so Vash can't get them
Wolfwood: Jesus Christ I just come in and I GET HIT BY A FUCKIN WATERMELON Starts chucking cantaloupes at everyone
Lindsey: Picks up a rock hard muffin and throws in at Knives' head
Knives: Dodges cantaloupe and gets hit by muffin, passes out
Vash: Legato we just bonded doesn't that mean anything? Sniff YOU HATE ME!
Legato: I don't hate you just like to torment your weak mind!
Sarah: OMIGOD...Almost gets hit by a cantaloupe
Lindsey: Play nice boys Dodges cantaloupe, crawls around on floor picks up a spork Hahahahaha!
Gohan: OH MY! Gets hit by cantaloupe
Wolfwood: I am priest here me roar!!! Starts throwing a whole bunch of pies
Trunks: Dodges chicken and cantaloupe then gets hit by a pie, passes out
Goten: Pokes his lifeless body Hehehehe he's like dead.
Lindsey: Fucking weakling!
Trunks: Wakes up quickly and bites down hard on Goten's leg Grrrrrr
Lindsey: Throws spork at Wolfwood's head YOU WILL BE SILENT FUCK FACE!
Wolfwood: Gets hit in the eye with a spork, in satanic voice Now everyone will die Pulls out cross punisher
Knives: AH SHIT!
Legato: Drops juggling oranges Vash stop your little friend!
Vash: Holy shit! Grabs an orange and chucks it at Wolfwood's head
Wolfwood: Gets hit with an orange Nighty, night passes out
Lindsey: Out of breath
Vash: Aww he passed out Drags body into nearby room and locks door, loud noise heard from room
Knives: God this is kind of making me hot...
Lindsey: Looks at Knives Yeah so what...?
Knives: Pulls Lindsey by hair So for two hours your mine bitch!
Sarah: Oh no he ain't! Jumps through window, loud yelling heard then slowly fade into moans
Trunks: Lets go of Goten That is so not fair! Runs on all fours to Knives
Goten: Finally struck by the pain Ahhhhhhhh my fucking leg!
Knives: Aww shit dog Kicks Trunks threw broken window, we hear puppy whinny faded out to nothing
Lindsey: Hey that was the boy I was having an affair with!
Knives: Throws Lindsey inside room looks around and goes in locks door
Goku: All that time hiding under table catching chicken that flew by Wow I'm full Gets hit by a cantaloupe
Goten: Where the hell did that come from?
Legato: Hehe. Sorry...
Goten: No that was genius! Good job.
Legato: Cool! Stands up on food covered floor and bows
Goku: Oww Gets up and walks away
Goten: Well, it didn't work.
Legato: Why do you hate your father so much?
Goten: He's got a really thick skull all that being hit over the head from that bitch lady called chi-chi.
Legato: Oh I see...
Trunks: Walks in door bleeding from mouth and ears
Goten: Well, he was dead for like the first seven years of my life an... Omigod Trunks! Noo my love!
Trunks: Goten… Gurgle Get me some… pukes Weed!
Goten: Yes, right away! Whips out a package of weed stuffs it in Trunks' mouth
Trunks: Loads up a water bong and takes a big hit Awwww this is the shit!
Vash: comes out of room with a big smile on his face ...
Legato: I'm so lonely!
Midvalley: Appears out of no where behind Legato I'm heerrrree!
Legato: AH FUCK!!!!!!
Midvalley: I was in the showwwwweerrr!!!
Legato: Oooo all wet and stuff… Geez that whole time!?
Trunks: He must have been like masturbating!
Midvalley: Ignores Trunks Yes I was very dirty!
Legato: Now I am really dirty.
Midvalley: Shut up little man!
Legato: You missed the incredible food fight! gets pastry shoved in mouth
Gohan: Man that was fucking crazy... Looks down at nails Good none broken!
Sarah's mom: Omigod think of the fucking water bill Head starts spinning around and flames come out
Sarah: Comes out of the room Aaaaahhhh mom!
Lindsey's mom: WHY DOESNT THE FUCKING COMPUTER WORK STOP PUTTING VIRUSES IN IT LINDSEY! Blood starts spewing from leg
Sarah's mom: Omigod you had sex didn't you!
Lindsey: Picks up blanket, Knives falls off the bed AW SHIT MOM GET THE FUCK OUT!
Sarah: Shuuutt Uuuppppp!!!!!! Goes ssj 5 kills her dead God I feel better!
Sarah's dad: Yes, finally the bitch dies!
Sarah: Dad??!!
Lindsey's mom: NO CURSING!!!!!!
Sarah: Kill her!
Lindsey: Snaps fingers Vash's angel arm comes out and kills Lindsey's mom Hahaha!
Knives: GOD DAMNit CLOsE THE FUCKING DOOR!
Gohan: Closes door
Sarah's dad: Omigod you had sex with two guys... Alll righhht way to go!
Sarah: Heheehe thanks... Wait LEAVE HERE NOW!!
Lindsey's dad: Dude, Sarah's like dad get the fuck out of my daughters house lets go bar hopping.
Sarah's dad: Okay, ok, gone!
Trunks: Stoned off ass I'm bored!
Sarah: Playing Velvet Revolver's song really loud When you seek me you'll destroy me, rape my mind and smell the...poopies??!!! Oh, no, wait poppies.
Gohan: Piccolo green man meat I need you!!!!!!
Piccolo: Oh no not him!
Gohan: Heeeeyy!!!!!
Dende: Why is Gohan like screaming your name?
Piccolo: Ummm… I don't know why…
Dende: Oh. My. God. You're still seeing him?
Sarah: Walking out of room Man my ass hurts.
Vash: I bet!
Trunks: Wow I just watched this fucking movie where just everyone was having sex with everyone else and then three people died, it was great!
Gohan: Yeah, that movie was so like not fabulous Changes channel to rap videos
Middie: Oh god, oh god, oh god Fucking Legato all over the food
Gohan: Booty dances
Lindsey: Walks out of room with shoe that she throws at Gohan's head but misses by a lot
Goten: Man, fuck that! Changes the channel to stoner rock
Trunks: Knocks into Gohan pushing him in chair FUCK OFF!
Middie and Legato rolled their way in front of the TV
Goten: God damnit I cant see the fucking TV!
Vash: Playing dark cloud They're are many TVs in the house ok… Aahhhhh I'm on fire... Oh wait no I'm not... Aahhhhhh my weapons going to break! This sucks... I got an idea lets go fishing now every one!
Lindsey: Walks out of room finally clothed The release finally!
Knives: Oh god my penis is sore...
Vash: FISHING NOW
Sarah: Ok I'm game.
Legato: Picks up chocolate pastry and shoves it in his mouth Mmmm!
Lindsey: I am too tired to go fishing!
Knives: Goddamn woman I need a nap you got me all tired and shit!
Lindsey: Sorry, asshole!
Knives: Mummers bad things under breath
Vash: Runs up to Lindsey and shoves a sensu bean in her mouth FISHIN NOW!
Lindsey: Spits it in his face Fuck you dumbshit!
Vash: Slaps Knives FISHING NOW!!
Lindsey: Walks away clutching walking stick
Goten: I'll go fishing!
Knives: NEVER TOUCH ME!
Vash: Oh and that means you can touch my penis?
Knives: Damn old lady get out of my way pushes Lindsey over
Lindsey: God damnit Knives why you gotta go and do that!
Vash: Huh, huh, huh?
Knives: Looks at Vash Bitch you no nothing!
Vash: Runs, SCREAMMING fishing now, now, now, now!!!!
Legato: I will go fishing!!!
Sarah: Omigod let us just go fishing.
Middie: I guess I will too.
Gohan: I don't fish thank you very much Switches rap back on as Goten's not looking
Goten: That's cause your penis is so small all the fish think its a worm hahahah!!
Trunks: Stoned still I'm kind of horny... maybe like I should go fishing too...
Lindsey: Looks around uh oh thunder... I heard thunder you guys can't go fishing now!
Vash: Fuck you!
Knives: EEEKKKKK I'm scared of thunder…
Trunks: Me too... MOMMY! Hides under Lindsey's shirt
Vash: Fine pussy boy doesn't go and... blonde don't go either.
Lindsey: HEY!
Vash: LETS GO NOW!!
Lindsey: I'm not a blonde I'm just... Oh SHUT UP Sticks tongue out at Vash
at lake
Vash: Yay fishing!
Sarah: I love fishing.
Legato: Has on fishing suit is in deep water hehehe... Ow! Something bit my thingy!
Middie: Oops sorry…Blushes
Legato: Silly be more careful down there hunny!
Vash in the water with Goku, trying to catch fish with there bear hands
Goku: All you have to do is...AHHHHHHHHHHHH picks hand out of water and has a big fish
Vash goes to do the same and grabs Goku's foot
Lindsey: is sitting on the shore…. Trunks is fanning her with big leaf and knives is sucking on her toes
Gohan: wearing hot pink shorts and see through white shirt Hey you guys says in rather faggy voice I have decided to come along!
Legato: Damn it, I was hoping to be the only fag here!
Middie: What about me?
Legato: You're not a fag your just confused!
Middie: I am?
Legato: Yes.
Legato: but I make the decision of you wanting me easier points to head
Middie: Who doesn't want a piece of your ass?
Legato: I don't know whoever has more brain power then me like that asshole Sethorlof!
Sephroth: yes and you shall all die
Vash : raises hand
Gohan: What do you want sweet heart!
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: what the hell?
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: waving fan at Lindsey dude Gohan stop being such a fag you fake retard throws shoe at him
PepyDePrEsIoN: gohan: GOD DAMNIT what is with the SHOES!!!!!
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: slaps gohan SHUT UP I'M TIRED OF YOU BEING SUCH A PUSSY
PepyDePrEsIoN: gohan: runs away crying
Outlawjeanstar69: GOKU: I DIDNT RAISE YOU TO BE A FAGGY SAIYAN
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: UR MOTHER DID
PepyDePrEsIoN: gohan: Still running away
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: slurp slurp I hope he never comes back!
PepyDePrEsIoN: not sucking on the usual
Outlawjeanstar69: SARAH: AHHH I CAUGHT SOMETHING
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: well pull out hurry before it goes away!
Outlawjeanstar69: pulls a magi carp
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: I never like those pokemon
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: what the fuck is that!
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: yea there point less
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: ohhh I know goes ssj 5 and does kammehaa meahhaaa on it and get it all krispy
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: still stoned I'm hungry! goes over to magi carp and begins eating its scales
Outlawjeanstar69: ash: dude that's like the grosses pokemon to eat
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW! shoots ash in forehead
Outlawjeanstar69: sarah: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS ASH KETCHEM
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: who's that?
Outlawjeanstar69: VASH: AND YOU JUST SHOT HIM
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: dude you just shot like the pokemon master you idiot!
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: haaaa I get it ash ketchem like chetch them all
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: OOPS! puts gun away and hides
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: watching trunks eat the magic carp stupid idiot
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: he is stoned everything tastes good!
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: jezz Sarah I just realized this but like your hair is really tall how did you get it that spiky
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: looks around, looks at what he is eating holy shit where am I?
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: ...
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: gel
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: I see...
Outlawjeanstar69: sarah: its like sunscreen... but thicker
Outlawjeanstar69: sarah: and stickier... like jizz
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: ooooooohhhh I know exactly what your talking about
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: Trunks your at this lake eating a magi carps scales...
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: oh really... hmmm starts eating the stuff again
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: eww he's all crispy
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: even I wouldn't eat that
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: but I am a stoned imbecile remember?
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: wait goku is not stoned but he is an imbecile...
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: hey
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: she is right... yah know?
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: yea your right ... but I did save the world like a lot of times
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: so did I
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: no you didn't!
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: I tried to destroy it
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: I saved it from the insane people
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: yeah I hoped to destroy it someday too...
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: like you
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: omg stop fighting who cares who saved the world
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: we are at a peaceful lake everyone just sit AND FUCKING REALAX!
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: yea
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: I strongly agree
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: whated she say
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: just say yes
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: yes
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: okay fine
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: good boy
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: whatever...
Outlawjeanstar69: vegeta:...
PepyDePrEsIoN: trunks: ummmm passes out
Outlawjeanstar69: vegeta: YOU WILL ALL FEEL MY WRATH
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: VEGETA SHUT UP
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: hmmm I wonder what the hell is in that magi carp
Outlawjeanstar69: vegeta: sniff ok
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: good bitch
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: hopefully something dangerous... maybe that little douche will die!
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: knives shut up!
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: eye bulge tell me to shut up!
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: sorry...
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: don't apologize to him
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: you pussy
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: why not he is my master
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: slaps middie don't talk to him like that!
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: but I want to be your master
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: fuck you
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: slaps knives stop hitting!
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: woman did you not just here what he said to me!
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: I don't want to here it
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: BUT!
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: SHUT UP!
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: heee man she got you whooped
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: mummers terrible swears
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: middie if you don't put your penis back in your pants right now I will cut it off!
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: looks at Lindsey surprised
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: wakes up oh wow everything is all trippaeeyy I feel all floaty flaps arms like bird and begins to fly around lake
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: oh shit it is out, sorry
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: DUDE THE MAGI CARP HAS FAIRY DUST IN IT OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: no your just a fairy
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: aww dude BBBBBUUUSTT high fives goku
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: am not try some of the magi thing I think it is magic!
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: I am so not trying that!
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: me neither ten minutes from now you could be dead!
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: hmmm...
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: yea fucktard
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: who you calling a fucktard!
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: I don't know
PepyDePrEsIoN: lindsey: hmmmmm
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: thought so
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: you know what I think we should do?
PepyDePrEsIoN: Gohan: hair slicked back wearing all black lookin like a goth ...
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah:...
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: what?
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: dude what the hell gohan
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: yea what the hell
PepyDePrEsIoN: Gohan: ... I don't speak I am goth now...
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: shakes head to the nonsense
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: I need to kill people... whips out portable tv/dvd/ps2 pops in hitman: contracts! fuck yeah!
Outlawjeanstar69: (omfg there like playing the old song of limp biscuit from gothica)
Outlawjeanstar69: (it realy sucks)
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: my fucking ears
PepyDePrEsIoN: (i know it does and I tried to tell you that but noooo you don't listen)
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: shut up no you didn't
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: knives where did you get that!?
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: I have always had this!
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: really watches him kill everyone cool
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: he won it at a pokemon contest
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: hhehehee
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: nah uh!
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: tomorrow I get to go get shots and stuff! YYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: why are you so excited about that?
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: yea remember you killed off that little girls pickachoo with a charazard
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: I don't know ...
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: wow that's pretty mean knives
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: charzard rocks! I mean no I don't remember...
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: wow stopping to killing off little electric rats are we
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: fucktard
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: no!!! YOU PEOPLE SUCK DICK! LIERS ALL OF YOU!!1111
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: now I remember midvally told me to say that
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: now you don't get your dollar
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: shit
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: a dollar that's it... I pity your "welth middie"
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: fuck you think I'm going to pay him more than that
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: I told him 20 and he negotiated down to a dollar
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: yea he got ripped off
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: well I didn't expect you to pay him anything... usually your dept gets paid by sucki sucki FIV DOLA
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: vash shut up
Outlawjeanstar69: middie:...what the fuck you Mexican
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: winces
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah : what's wrong
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: no curian like cartman said
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: don't pull my hair
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: aww strokes his hair I love u
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: hahahaha
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: I love u to
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: sits down beside knives almost touching the floor cool blood!
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah and vash start making out
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: oh my god this is sooo gay we need something funny to happen here!
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: I know why don't you die
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: ummm I cant die...
Outlawjeanstar69: middie whips out kantana
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: DAMNIT
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: hahahaha
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: yea what ever I cant die I just get stronger every time some one beats me to an inch of my life
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: yep me 2
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: I can die but before I do I always get stuck in a giant light bulb somewhere off in the distance...
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: yea I just can't die
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: I just get these hideous scars
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: I can die it just only when I decide too
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: looks at legato and winces
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: don't wince like that your face might stay that hideous too
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: DONT MAKE ME DO THAT AGAIN
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: ...
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah:...grabs vash and sits in his lap
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: ...makes funny face
PepyDePrEsIoN: Gohan: ...
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: what the hell was that
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: nothing
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: well this is seriously boring me starts flying around again does chicken dance in mid air
PepyDePrEsIoN: (wait a second cant trunks already fly without having to eat a krispy magi carp... we may never know)
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: dude
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: what
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: what
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: okay
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: blah
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: you guys are weird
PepyDePrEsIoN: gohan: ...
Outlawjeanstar69: goten: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
PepyDePrEsIoN: trunks: we need to end this!
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: wait don't kill me !!!!!11
Outlawjeanstar69: wolfwood: omg I just woke up and no one was at the house so I decided to go fishing and here you are
Outlawjeanstar69: nicky: and why does my ass hurt
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: nicky what the hell no one likes you because you killed zazi and millie
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: you fell down the stairs
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: hmmm
Outlawjeanstar69: nicky: looks around what stairs?
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: we don't have stairs
PepyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: I know what happened snickers
Outlawjeanstar69: nicky:...ahhhhhhhh
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: starts to smile at stair joke
epyDePrEsIoN: Lindsey: no legato...
PepyDePrEsIoN: knives: AH!
Outlawjeanstar69: Sarah: aww shit
Outlawjeanstar69: middie: I wonder if it will hurt…..
PepyDePrEsIoN: Trunks: huh!
Outlawjeanstar69: vash: fuck
PepyDePrEsIoN: gohan:...
Outlawjeanstar69: goku: whats going on
Outlawjeanstar69: nicky:...legato nooooooooooo
Outlawjeanstar69: vegeta: DISPICABLE!
Outlawjeanstar69: goten: hahahahaha
Outlawjeanstar69: piccolo and dende: uuh uh uh uh uhhhhhhhh
PepyDePrEsIoN: legato: smiles fully at the joke and everyone head explodes! oops... kills himself with vash's gun
PepyDePrEsIoN: POP!