"Lucy, I don't think this dress accentuates my womanly figure," Natsu complained as he twisted in front of the mirror. Happy flew over and sat on his head.
"Natsu, one of your balloon boobs is popping out."
Natsu popped it back in. " Are you sure, Lucy? I don't want to look like an idiot.
Lucy tried very, very hard not to make a noise.
"Lucy, what's my disguise?" Happy asked apprehensively.
Lucy looked around the shop till her eyes fell on the onesies section. A bunches of animal onesies hung from hooks on the sides if walls. Purple giraffes, orange rabbits, and a blue dog which was obviously for a baby.
Or an overfed cat.
Lucy turned to happy, a maniac grin rolling on her face.
"Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucy, don't be so mean," The cat whimpered as Lucy tried to force Happy's head into the blue onesie.
"Well, It would fit if you you didn't eat so much food." Lucy said, stuggling with the item of clothing.
"Hey Lucy! Lucy, get us out of here!" Said Happy's stomach.
"Does it normally do that?" Lucy asked nonchalantly, after ceasing to suffocate Happy for a moment.
Happy looked worried, And Lucy pounced. Happy now looked like a dog version of Happy, which was, which was… Yappy?
To points appeared on Happy's stomach, like those on the tips of the horns of a bull.
Happy Screeched like the cat in dog's clothing that he was and jumped upon Natsu's face, with open paws. Natsu didn't mind he was fairly use to it by now.
"Lucy-San, You have a wonderful chest," A voice that sounded like Taurus proclaimed. Lucy pulled a reluctant Happy off Natsu's face. He left long claw marks on the sides of Natsu's head. Natsu looked down at his dress.
"Aww, thanks Happy! Now I have cat fur all over this dress, and blue does not suit red, no matter who you talk to.
Lucy ignored him. "TAURUS! CAN YOU HEAR ME!" She shouted down Happy's throat.
"Lucy, help us!" This was Loke. "There are some terrible things down here. fish that are still alive! We've had to fight them to protect our territory, but they've got us cornered. The Japanese fighting fish have even stopped fighting each other just to kill us!"
"But I ate them ages ago!" Happy protested, then he remimsend. " I liked the way they tickled my throat as they slid down my throat, fighting each other to the death."
Capricorn kicked Happy's stomach. "Oww!" " Concentrate!" Capricorn Barked.
"Lucy, we can't stay here!" Aries sobbed how only a sheep could sob.
"Lucy suggested laxatives." Happy said hopeful.
The celestrial spirirts groaned.