Disclaimer – I don't own Twilight or any of the characters in it. I don't "own" Stephenie Meyer either.

(For those of you who get it (you know who you are), this chapter is titled - Oh My Edward)

Ch 2


Carlisle's POV

I stared at this woman. The hospital had no medical records on her. She most likely wasn't from around here. How she got stuck in her car in a ditch by the side of the road was beyond me. All tests had shown that she was in perfect health. She wasn't drunk or on a narcotic substance.

I was dimly aware of the nurse I had been talking to a few minutes earlier exiting, leaving the woman and me alone. Who was she, and how did she know my first name? No one in the hospital calls me anything but Dr. Cullen, so she couldn't have overheard.

Something else worried me. The way she had said it…it seemed more of recognition than anything. It was as if she knew me. Knew who I am. Knew what I am.

Ah, how I wish Edward were here with me right now. I had a feeling that this woman knew our secret, but I had to know for sure.

"Who are you?" I demanded.


Stephenie's POV

My head spun in confusion. Carlisle Cullen? He's a character I made up! But, there's no one else he could have been. Also, he reacted when I called him that, so it must be him. Which would ultimately mean that I'm in Forks. In the Twilight world.

What had happened? Am I hallucinating? Did I actually fall into the chasm cause by the earthquake, hit my head, and am in a coma in a hospital in the real world? Or is this a dream? Or, this small voice in the back of my head said, it could be real. No, of course not. That would be ridiculous, I told myself. The Twilight world is a world I created. It's not real! But, as I gazed up at him, the truth slowly sank in.

If Carlisle is here, that means I'm in the Twilight world. Which would mean that Edward and Bella are also here.

I wonder where in the series I'm in right now? Probably after New Moon, since the Cullen family is back in Forks, though it could be before New Moon.

A single, melodic voice like velvet broke my reverie. "Who are you?" the beautiful voice demanded.

Oh. My. God. It was just the way I had imagined it while writing the book.

I looked up, dazzled and unsure of how to answer that. "Um…My name's Stephenie Meyer. I'll explain who I am later. Can I leave, or do I have to stay here for a bit."

Carlisle looked unsatisfied. "Yes, you can leave now. You have no broken bones, but you will have a couple bruises."

I was relieved. "Great!" I said enthusiastically. "Can I meet your family? I would love to talk to Esme. And Edward and Bella. By the way, is Bella a vampire yet?"

As soon as the words were out of my mouth, I immediately regretted them. Obviously, I hit my head harder than I thought I had.

He stared at me again, clearly alarmed. "Once again I will ask. Who are you? And why do you know the names of my family members?" he asked, more urgently this time.

I sighed. "I'd rather do it when Edward was here, so you would know for sure, because I am sure you won't believe me. I am your creator. I am the creator of this universe, the Twilight universe."


A/N – Sorry. It's not as good as it could be, as I was unsure of how to write from a real person's point of view.

Also, remember what said about it being a reflection of my own personality? Well, what happened is that I was trying to keep it more neutral, because I would have freaked out and been all over Carlisle, begging him to let me see Bella and Edward and everyone else, and probably freaking him out with my knowledge of his family secrets.

Anyway, I personally don't think this is one of my better fanfics.

Please R&R. It's okay to ask questions, point out mistakes, give suggestions, critique, etc. I want to know what you think of my fanfics.

Also, I'm going to advertise some more. Please check out some of my other stories. You also should read Angela Weber and the Half Vampire of Hogwarts :E, story ID 4538575 by Spazzfreeks. It's a really good Angela-is-a-witch fanfic. Please R&R that one too. It's by my friend and I loved it.

I know it's bad form to put parentheses within parentheses, but it's the only thing the fanfic writer would accept.

Once again, I'm sorry that this chapter isn't as stellar as it could be. I'll keep working on my "Stephenie" voice, though.