Sapphire: Hey tweeps! What's crack-a-lack-in' cuz?
Wolfy: Soz 'bout Sapph. She gone a little twisty, round the bend and stuff.
Sapphire: IM NOT GAY WOLFY! IF ANYONES GAY ITS YOU! xD
Wolfy: I never said you were. I just said you were crazy, like if you go round the bend, its like you've gone bonkers. And btw OR fyi OR for the record… wait what was I gonna say… Oh yeah, I'm not *beeeeeeeeeeeep* GAY. I am as straight as a straight plank of wood!
Sapphire: oh… oops… anyway. *turns to audience* *puts on smile* Here is the next chapter of 'Cast Swap'! Where we hope that Sterling, Aro and Edward recover from the trauma that is Wolfy.
Sterling, Aro and Edward: *limping, crutches, eye patches, bruises etc*
Wolfy: Hey! I'm not a trauma… I'm worse! And btw Aro, you don't need an eye patch coz there wouldn't be any difference. You already have red eyes. You're acting like little girls! Be men. *Takes away Edward's crutches*
Edward: *Falls on Sterling, who falls on Aro, who falls on the floor, resulting in them all falling to the ground* *they all scream like the girls they are*
Sapphire: That's not funny Wolfy!
Wolfy: I no like you no more. *crosses arms over chest and pouts*
Sapphire: *offers to helps Sterling up* *lets go of his hand halfway up* *laughs* Now THAT'S funny!
Wolfy: I like you now. *Does special handshake with Sapphire* Now, I've been thinking, what would happen if you decided to look at these 3 'men' in the nude. Would they have cocks or fannys?
Sapphire: Scarring images, scarring images… but a very good point!
Spark: Can I check!
Sapphire: NO! Wait, what are you doing here? I thought you would be playing with your birthday present.
Wolfy: Sapphire, remember, its all tired coz it was used to much. *Wink, wink*
Spark: Well it is my story and Wolfy, that is completely… true.
Sapphire: SHUT IT! JUST GET ON WITH THE *beeeeeeeeeep* STORY!
Chapter 2!
Sapphire and Wolfy sat in the studio singing along to 'You Can't Stop The Beat'.
You cant stop an avalanche
As it races down the hill
You can try to stop the seasons, girl
But ya know you never will
And you can try to stop my dancin' feet
But i just cannot stand still
*Everyone from SWAC and Twilight come in, apart from Sterling and Edward, and start dancing and singing*
Cause the world keeps spinnin'
Round and round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til i heard the drums
Then i found my way
*Everyone somehow knows the dance and are dancing along*
Cause you can't stop the beat
Ever since this old world began
A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it
The best that i can today
'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But i never ask why
And if you try to hold me down
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you cant stop the beat!
*Sterling and Edward come in, in wheel chairs, and everyone looks at them weirdly* *They shrug and start to spin round singing along to*
You can't stop a river
As it rushes to the sea
You can try and stop the hands of time
But ya know it just can't be
And if they try to stop us, Seaweed,
I'll call the N Double A C P
Cause the world keeps spinning
Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til i heard the drums
Then i found my way
Cause you can't stop the beat
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to shake it
On a saturday night
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it
With all my might today
'Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreamin' of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
Cause you cant stop the beat!
You cant stop my happiness
Cause i like the way i am
And you just can't stop my knife and fork
When i see a christmas ham so if you don't like the way i look
Well, i just don't give a damn!
Cause the world keeps spinning
Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til i heard the drums
Then i found my way
'Cause you cant stop the beat
Ever since this old world began
A woman found out if she shook it
She could shake up a man
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it
The best that i can today
Cause you cant stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the sun in the sky
You can wonder if you wanna
But i never ask why
And if you try to hold me down
I'm gonna spit in your eye and say
That you cant stop the beat!
Oh oh oh
You can't stop today
As it comes speeding down the track
Child, yesterday is hist'ry
And it's never coming back
'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day
And it don't know white from black
Yeah!
'Cause the world keeps spinning
'Round and 'round
And my heart's keeping time
To the speed of sound
I was lost til i heard the drums
Then i found my way
'Cause you cant stop the beat
Ever since we first saw the light
A man and woman liked to shake it
On a saturday night
And so i'm gonna shake and shimmy it
With all my might today
'Cause you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
They can try to stop ths paradise
We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
You can't stop the beat!
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah
Ever since we first saw the sun
A man and woman like to shake it
When the day is done
So we're gunna shake and shimmy
And just have some fun today
And you can't stop
The motion of the ocean
Or the rain from above
You can try to stop the paradise
We're dreaming of
But you cannot stop the rhythm
Of two hearts in love to stay
'Cause you can't stop the beat
You can't stop the beat!
You can't stop the beat!
You can't stop the beat!
You can't stop the beat!
"Wooooohooooo!" said Sapphire, still dancing even though the song had finished.
"You do know the song has stopped, right?" asked Rosalie.
"Of course!" said Sapphire, eyes flicking from side to side.
"HOW DO WE DO THIS!" said Sterling. (AN: We were listening to the song at the time xD)
"Yeah, what he said… wait what?" said Wolfy, woken up by the shout.
"I was trying to wake you up!" said Sterling.
"Riiiight" said Wolfy.
"Wait you were sleeping?" said Sapphire, incredulously.
"Of course, it was so boring, hearing you speak, I drifted off. Don't sound so surprised, it happens all the time. Honestly!" said Wolfy.
"Wait, I've never noticed you falling asleep!" said Sapphire, suspicious.
"Well, that's because I have mastered the art of sleeping with my eyes open. You should try it. Maybe I wouldn't be able to prank you as much. So what were we talking about before I came back to life?" said Wolfy.
Sapphire started humming a song under her breath.
"What song is that?" asked Demi.
"…I'd rather not say." Sapphire said awkwardly, biting her lip. She then shrugged it off and began to hum the song again.
Wolfy's rolled her eyes, realising what the song was. "Really, Sapphire? Really?"
Sapphire grinned sweetly. "Yes. Really."
"Why are you humming How-" Wolfy was cut of by Sapphire's hand smacking over her mouth.
"Don't tell the whole world dumb-ass!" Sapphire whisper yelled.
She took her hand away from Wolfy's mouth, so Wolfy could speak.
"Fine." Wolfy said, hands on hips.
"Fine." Sapphire retorted.
"Good." (if you would like to know, Sterling is… sitting?… next to Wolfy and Demi standing next to Sapphire, as you have guessed it is rather awkward for them.)
"Good."
"Are we good?"
"Oh we are so good." The two turned back to back and stalked off in different directions.
Wolfy turned back and walked in the same direction as Sapphire. "The base is this way."
~Time Skip~
It was midnight. Sapphire, Wolfy and Emmett were sitting on Wolfy's double 4 poster bed plotting an evil plot to get back at Doug for throwing water all over Sapphire. Now Wolfy's involved so evil is guaranteed.
You know Emmett is incredibly lucky to be sitting on a bed as the boys had been commended (?) to sleeping in the ballroom, on the floor, with a thin blanket, a small pillow and music on a continues play. Whilst the girls were enjoying the luxury of one of the 20 guest rooms, on a double four poster bed with a memory foam mattress, silk blankets, thick quilts, feather cushions and pillows, an en suite, room service, a locking door, connecting doors to all other guest rooms (keys are given), a vanity chest (?), a home cinema per room, a closet, a spa in the en suite and they all had keys to use the indoor swimming pool.
Wolfy: We are not sexist, this is just a huge prank which needs to be done for certain things to happen.
Sapphire: STEMI!
Emmett was enjoying the luxury until Wolfy decided to be herself and shove him off the bed.
"Owe!" He yelled.
"Quiet!" Sapphire hissed. "We don't want to wake the others up!"
Emmett sat back on the bed, this time nowhere near Wolfy, as Sapphire sighed.
"Right so here's the plan…"
Sapphire: I BET YOU ALL WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS NOW DON'T YA! Sorry its kinda short but I just wanted to get this up! Oh and this chapter is dedicated to Harmony because it's her birthday now! So please send your birthday wishes in the review! Okay now bye! *waves*
Zora: Aren't you forgetting something?
Sapphire: No…
Sonny: Yes you are. Now say it!
Sapphire: *sigh* Me and Wolfy own nothing but the plot and ourselves! You happy now?
Sonny and Zora: *nods smiling*