I'm going to try to update this weekly, but I don't know how true to that I'll stay. I'm currently in Florida, so I won't be able to update past this until I get home on Monday. Luckily I already had this uploaded. Sorry for another 8th Division drabble, I've got them on my mind. I'll have something new for the next one, promise.

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Characters: Ise Nanao, Jushiro Ukitake

Genre: Humor

Ukitake stuck his head into the 8th division office. "Nanao-san, have you seen Kyoraku? He passed my headquarters shouting something about alcohol and I wanted to—"

Ukitake trailed off. "Nanao-san, why exactly are you packing lead into the base of that fan?"

Nanao blushed. Her supply of fans to hit her captain with was running low, as they seemed to disappear with alarming regularity, so she was making some new ones while the captain was out.

"No particular reason," she said innocently.

Shaking his head, Ukitake made his exit. "I'll go ask Rangiku-san." Sometimes he wondered about that girl.


As much as I love Shunsui, I'd want über heavy fans to hit him with too. Just in case.