Well, seeing as people aren't pelting me with virtual rotten tomatoes yet, I'll continue with (starts dramatic music)....An Encounter with the Mary Sue Kind!

Thanks to the peoples who review, any form of concrit helps.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I think you get the general idea.

It was around ten minutes after Sora had met Nitari, and now the two were strolling around Traverse Town like a lovey-dovey couple.

The only difference was the occasional Heartless ambush.

"Sora! Behind you!" Nitari pulled a handful of knives out of her pouch and flung them at three Heartless Shadows behind Sora. They disappeared instantly.

"Wow, Nitari! We make a great team!" Sora chirped happily.

Nitari giggled. "Thanks, Sora! Do you think we could get something to eat?"

Sora offered his arm to her, and she took it. "Absolutely. There's a restaurant in the First District."

The two started walking back to the First District, totally oblivious to the figure hidden in the shadow of the Gizmo Shop...

The figure took out a pager. "She's definitely a target."

There was a hiss from the other line. "No shit, Sherlock."

"Hey, don't be so mean. We are in this together. We might as well try to work as a team."

"You've gone off the deep end." There was a sigh, and the other person hung up.

Chuckling, the figure put away the pager and climbed up the wall, watching Nitari and Sora leave.

As Sora and Nitari walked through the First District, Nitari noticed they were being watched.

"Sora, get behind me." Nitari slid in front of Sora and flung her knives in the direction of the figure.

The figure jumped down in front of them. "So, you're the wielder of the Keyblade." The figure swung his sword at Sora. "And you're his lovely little friend." He said, referring to Nitari.

Nitari blushed. "Oh, stop!"

The figure rushed at Sora and swung his sword.

"Nitari! Run!" Sora called to the princess, swiftly blocking the attack.

But Nitari wasn't listening. She was tucked away by a crate, making a call to a place far, far away...

"Talk to me." Nitari whispered. The phone in her hand was pink and sparkly, with purple buttons and a clear screen.

"How is it going?" A voice drifted over to her.

"It's going well. I've captured the heart of a boy named Sora, and he's forgotten his friend Kairi. Now we've met Leon."

"Hm. That girl Yuffie might be a problem. Either make him forget about her, or become friends with her."

"Understood. I know what I have to do."

There was a light, airy giggle. "But of course, you're my best student. I should expect nothing less."

Nitari smiled. "Of course." There was a sudden shout coming from the area of Sora's battle with "Leon".

She gasped. "I have to go. That's my cue." Nitari hung up. She glanced over at Leon. "But first, I ought to change my appearance. Sunshine Rainbow Daisy Bonanza!"

Leon looked down at the fainted teen in front of him. "Things are a lot worse than I thought..."

"How worse?" Leon looked up at the figure in front of him, and all his Common Sense flew out of his brain and buried itself in a far-off hole.

The girl in front of him was beautiful. No-she was absolutely divine. Her deep, ebony eyes stared at him with the pure essence of beauty and sadness. She had long, black hair streaked with red and silver that trailed down to her waist, and a black flower was arranged neatly in her hair. She wore a black miniskirt and a low-cut, red tank-top, and black, high-heeled boots. A slender, delicate, feathery black wing stuck out from her back, and a silver sword was strapped to her waist. Several red and black bracelets decorated her slim wrists, and many silver necklaces hung from her neck.

It was Nitari...in a different form.

"Who-who are you?" Whispered Leon.

"I am Princess Nitari Angel Spring Blossom Shine. Fifth daughter of King Drestal and Queen Mikal of the Kingdom of Kayer." She whispered in a soft voice, curtsying to Leon. "I couldn't help but notice your strength, and I wanted to ask you if you would protect me while I'm here." Nitari gave him a light smile.

Leon took her hand, bent down on one knee, and kissed it. "I would be honored."

As the two left, Nitari babbling her sob story to Leon, and he gently stroking her hair, consoling her, Yuffie stood watching them with angry eyes.

"She was your girlfriend, wasn't she?" Yuffie quietly asked Sora, who was just waking up.

"Who was?" He shook his head, trying to make heads and tails of up and down.

"That girl, Princess Nitari Angel Spring Blossom Shine." Yuffie said, helping him up.

"Really?" Sora looked at Yuffie with wide eyes. "There was a princess here, and I missed her?"

Yuffie rolled her eyes. "Yeah. She just walked away with my friend, who conveniently forgot about me. I'm Yuffie. Who're you?"

"I'm Sora. That guy mentioned something about the Keyblade. Is this it?" He held up his new weapon.

"Yup. That was Leon. Aerith won't be too excited when she finds out about that girl, either." Yuffie sighed.

"We're not too happy about it either." Yuffie and Sora looked up to see two people standing in front of them. One was a girl with messy brown hair that went a little bit past her shoulders tied into a messy ponytail. She wore skinny jeans, black boots, and a black leather jacket. A gun was strapped to her waist. The other person was a guy with short, scruffy brown hair and dull green eyes. He wore a dark green tee-shirt, black jeans, and black gym shoes. A sword was strapped to his waist.

"Who are you?" Yuffie asked the two.

"I'm Katelyn Hart. You can call me Kate. This is Rekkord Kale." The girl said. She took out a badge. The guy, Rekkord, took out a similar one.

"What are you here for?" Sora asked. "Are we in trouble?" He continued, eyeing the badges.

"You? Oh, no. The two of you aren't in trouble." Kate said, shaking her head.

Rekkord put down his badge. "But that girl, Princess Nitari Angel Spring Blossom Shine is. She's been wreaking crap on us and our co-workers. She's what we call a Mary-Sue, or a perfect character. And she's wanted for arrest for disturbing the peace of this universe."

NOEZ! Leon fell for Nitari! It's the end of the world!

I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Geeze...

Katelyn Hart does not belong to me, she is the creation of Reaper-Lawliet's amazing brain.

To make this clear, I am not a YuffiexLeon fan. The only reason I made Nitari pull Leon away from Yuffie was because she viewed Yuffie as an obstacle in her way to capture Leon's heart. (Because all Mary Sues view close girl friends of guys as obstacles, even if they're only friends.)

Got it memorized? If you don't, READ THIS AGAIN!

...Please?