Authors Note: I do not own anything Twilight.
So chapter 2.
I know the concept is lame. But really, I don't care.
So READ and PLEASE **REVIEW**
The Cullen house 10:03 pm
Cullen: Why are you sitting in the room 4 doors away from me and talking to me when you can just walk to my room?
Manhood69: Well why don't you come over to my room Edward darling?
Cullen: Sigh; sometimes I truly wonder what interests Rosalie about you….
Manhood69: Why, such a horrid, obvious question. My massive, rock hard chest, chiseled jaw and huge southern areas of course
Cullen: By huge you mean, microscopic
Manhood69: That actually made no sense
Cullen: Shut up I'm trying to study
Manhood69: HA! Study, for what? The millionth time you've gone through grade 12? Or are you looking up some new ways to impress your human nymphomaniac…
Cullen: Unless you want me to dislocate your jaw and then shove it down your throat, I suggest you sew your mouth shut with a piece of wire
Manhood69: Ooohh why so serious Edward love?
Cullen: Edward LOVE!?
Manhood69: Just something me and Rosalie were discussing last night before we had….oh um…...ha..before we "studied"…..
But of course you would know all about "studying" right?
Cullen: I really don't have much to say to you at the moment considering that I am busy
Manhood69: Why Edward you've always been such a…words man. Well, from what I've heard of your sensual ventures
Cullen: Do I have to remind you that last week, all night last week to be precise, I had to hear the annoying panting and moaning and "Oh's" flooding my mind while I was trying to read?
Manhood69: And who told you to listen dear brother? Haha
Cullen: You say that as if I have a splendid choice to choose from
Manhood69: Speaking of choices, when are you going to suave-y your self in on your one and only?
Cullen: Enough. Goodbye dear brother I am off to Bella's, I hope next time you and Rosalie have fun that she splits you in half during the process
Manhood69: Or in other words, what you want to do to dear sweet Bella
Cullen: Basturd