Orangex69 Confirmed 2 Lego The Movie 2 Confirmed
In a galaxy far far away Keemstar got rooooooooiiiight into the neeeeewwws.
Right after he made everyone type 'alex is a nigger' in the chat, he decided to find someone to roast. He searched for "faggot" on Google and the suggested result was Putin. Putin was his neigbour in
Downs street 69. His wife was on VACation With Gaben. Putin suspected that his wife, Catwoman, was cheating on him with Gabe. And decided truce with Meme Star so they could go to Hawaii. While on the plane to Hawaii, the guy infront of them yelled "Allahu Snackbar!".
It was Simba with A cup of Nerve gas. Keematar pull out his fencing sword yelled "angered!" and engaged Simba. Simba simply detonated his sunglass-es and blew up the plane. Somehow, both Simba and keemstar survived.
Simba pulled out his cleaver and began fencing with keem mid-air. Putin was suddenly behind Simba, and said: "Cyka blyat". And Simba blew up at site B. Putin and Keemstar took off their clothes and made a parchute with them.
Keemstars vagina gained to much weight so he fell straight down on Wilson. Wilson turned out to be a drawing on a piece of paper. And the dickbutt was drawing a radio that was playing music tune Gaben song.
Putin landed next to Gabe who was clapping hands with Catwoman. he was furious and unleashed the kraken. The Kraken turned out to be the crack in Joeys behind. They were all covered in brown as they heard the sound of a nuclear detonation. "Im beeeeeeeeeeeeeeck" they all heard as they became dust.
Out of joeys asshole, a big base camp lair house base flew quickly. "Leeeeeets du dis Cobs" was heard from the base camp lair house base. Kwebelkop walked out and began fighting Pepsi Man. Pepsi Man did his satanic dance and wank move, so Kwebelkop got ebola. Pepsi man decided to break into the base camp house and kill assassinate Obama bin Spaden. But it was all apart of Obama bin Spandens plan.
He was captured by 47 and Soldier 69, who had been Obamas agents all along. Heavy Metal Soldier was now, Obama's general.
He was interigating Pepsi Man. Heavy Metal Soldier stared into Pepsi Man's eyes and asked with a Christian Bale Batman voice: "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?". He just smiled through his mask and said: "Even gods can't stand up against him". Omg, heavy metal soldier thought and was terrified.
Ninja Spy entered the room. He pulled out his dual need guns and said "time to rape" with a dark voice. He did his deaf blossom and shot everyone in their ears. Ninja spy said "time to vape" and pulled out his e-sigaret. And lighted it with his fez. The whole room was filled with smoke, and when it vanished, ninja spy was gone.
They continued their interrogation. "Y u do dis?" Heavy Metal Soldier asked. Pepsi man bent forward and whispered in heavy metal soldier's ear "I like trains". The whole world started to rumble. tune Thomas the weed engine. Trains started to rain from the sea (in space). One of them hit the base. It was Thomas the dank engine. "Hi kids" he said with his wicked smile
"All aboard the auschwitz express!". Hitler was the conducter with his best friend Batman.
Obama, Heavy metal soldier, the nigger eaters, soldier 69 and agent 47 boarded the train, but Pepsi man ran away on the rainbow road.
The dank engine followed furiously. They started singing the theme of the nazis.*tune Hotline bling.
Drake rose up from a bucket, held by the one and only Bendus Forwardus. Bacon shoe jumped in front of the train and stopped it. "You human fools" he stated as he kick Thomas's faze.
Thomas went off course and flew into the sun. But it wasn't th sun, it was TERRORIST SUN!
He ate Thomas and everyone inside him. Pepsi man and bacon shoe took a high five and skipped into the terrorist sunset.
Obama bin Spaden was behind them smiling. 'Its all going after the plan'. He thought. He had snuck out of Terrorist sun's nose.
He joined Bendus Forwardus on a date where they played poker with Damen the Hamster and Illuminati guy with a glass of milk.
"Welcome to the future" Illuminati guy with a glass of milk said. His glasses shot grape juice in Obamas face.
Obama then got absorbed into Illuminati guy 'now learned the new skill' The Master Planner.
Illuminati guy took off his glasses and stared into the camera. He was looking dead serious as he said "Snipp snapp snute dramatic pause* så var eventyret ute".
Continuetion is coming?
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