Lily Potter
Lily Potter was plugged into the ipod her Aunt Hermione had bought her when two teenage boys burst into her bedroom.
These teenage boys were, of course, her brothers, because they did not knock.
The redhead removed her earphones, put down the quidditch magazine she had been flicking through, folded her arms across her chest and raised her eyebrows in a surprisingly threatening manner.
"What do you want?"
"Oh, we just thought we'd come see our lovely, friendly, little sister."
"And we wanted to warn you," added Albus in a conspiratorial stage whisper.
"What about?" the youngest Potter whispered back, mocking him.
"Mum and Dad will probably be coming to talk to you soon."
"Oh no, whatever am I going to do?"
"Well, don't say we didn't prepare you."
James took over. "We think you should hear it from us first; boys only ever want one thing, and so you should on no condition agree to go to a dark classroom or broom cupboard so that they can show you their wand."
Lily looked like she couldn't decide whether to snort with laughter or throw up in disgust.
"And if they ever ask, you just give us their name and we'll deal with them," Albus commanded with an air that suggested the subject was closed.
And then they left as unceremoniously as they had come.
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