Note: Kyoko is made to be a vent of hate at the begining. So please feel free to hate and flame her.

Oh and the time zone I guess you could call it is like in medival ages...with maybe some newer technology crap. Yeah...

Really. What was so bad about leaving the castle? Sasuke hadn't visited her in a while all she wanted to do was simply visit him. There was ball tonight, but he declined. She had to go see him.

She put on her outfit she used to practice swordship with, though she grately despised the whole concept of getting sweaty, and snuck out of her room.

First thing, get to the first floor. She was on the second, so jumping out from the window was risky. Plus, since she was hardly able to go to the ground floor. Second, get through first window without metal barriers. Removable, of course during diner parties, but otherwise were on protecting the windows.

Slowly she slipped down the hall way. Subtle quick footstep came toward her. She reconized the heel clicking form her Aunt's stilettos. Kyoko was quick to hide behind the pillar stick out from the wall. The footsteps paused before continuing foreward again.

Kyoko's heart sped. Her aunt passed her.

Tsunade sped around. She looked at the empty hall behind her and continued foreward.

Kyoko let out a huff. Softly she carried on and from there, except for a few, easy to persuade maids and she was out of the castle.

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Apparently one of the maids made a slip.

Kyoko slipped around the back of the buildings. The guards were everywhere and looking for her. They even spotted her after she had changed into peasent clothes and put her hair in a peasents hat. A peasent's! And a man's no less. God only knew how much sweat residue was in it.

She shivered at the thought. But she needed freedom. She wanted to travel to Prince Sasuke. They said he did want to see her but she knew they were lying. Sasuke was going to be her king, of course he would. That big foreheaded, pink headed, Sakura bitch wasn't going to win!

Kyoko rounded the corner. Ugh, sweaty, dirty peasents everywhere. But atleast she'd blend in. Huffing she started walking into the crowd to be pulled back by someone. Startled, she turned around.

"Prince Sasuke!" She squealed. Oh, her prince had come for her! And he was in peasent clothes too!

"Hn," Sasuke said and started to drag her towards some guards.

"Prince Sasuke, shouldn't you be taking me the other way, to your castle?" She asked.

"No, I don't want you there." Sasuke said. Kyoko snapped.

"Why not?!"

"Hn. Naruto..."

Sasuke let go of her and dissapated into the crowds. She watched him go in confusion.

"Princess!" A guard called. Kyoko spun around and followed after Sasuke. After a few minutes of losing them, they found her again.

"What?! How!" She yelled. Running, she stumbled back through the crowd.

"Move it, monster."

"Out of the way, brat."

"Get away, demon!"

Kyoko looked at them angerly. How dare mere peasents insult her. She was about to shout when she saw another guard and ran the opposite way.

Someone place a hand on her shoulder. "Naruto, you're late, where have you been?" She turned around to see a tan man. He had a scar across his nose. His face was gentle and kind and Kyoko thought she had seen a picture of him someplace, but she couldn't place where.

"Sorry, wrong peasent!" She said and scrambled away.

"Naruto!" The man called. She ran.

She rounded a corner and ran into the fields. She hurriedly rushed through some bushes and into someone. She huffed, madly. Really, did peasents know nothing?

"Sorry...Naruto? I-I thought you were helping Iruka." Kyoko looked at the person with hesitent voice.

"Oh, Hinata, what have you been doing? Getting dirty with peasents again?" Kyoko challenged. She looked Hinata up and down.

"I-I could ask you the s-same." Hinata said. She grimaced. She switched her footing sideways and passed around Kyoko.

Kyoko stood there. She stared at the spot Hinata stood, in almost complete shock. Hinata had never stood up to anyone before. Atleast not to what Kyoko knew. The maids always talked of how polite and timid she was. Kyoko had even challenged her at the castle but she had always politely declined.

"W-wait! You can't just leave me here!"

"And why not?" Hinata asked. Her pace slowed to a point where Kyoko could catch up to her. Hinata could feel Kyoko's slightly confused stare. Hinata didn't know a time where Kyoko wasn't confused enough to stare at someone wondering about whatever the snotty princess was wondering about.

"Well, um, who's this Naruto? Everyone seems to be talking about him. Even Prince Sasuke said something -- okay maybe it was just, 'Hn, Naruto...' not to hard to remember..." Kyoko stubbed her foot on a rock and tripped foreward. Hinata stopped for a moment. Her lips ran upward and twitched. She was trying not to laugh. Kyoko could tell by the way Hinata's cheeks puffed in and out.

"Stop laughing!"

"But, you look just like Naruto and it's a-always so funny w-when he trip. Just like y-you he just fl-flops foreward and has a look as if he's given up on walking."

Kyoko furrowed her brow. She was not happy being compared to a peasent, but Hinata had stopped laughing.

"You look just like Naruto..." Hinata said. Almost in realization, Kyoko thought.

"C-come on. I have to go to N-Naruto's anyways. Y-you can meet him." She said. Kyoko noticed how dazed Hinata's voice had become.

Kyoko followed her. She noticed how when Hinata had seen the guards she turned the other way. Hinata led her to an almost abandoned neighborhood. It definately wasn't as cozy as the rest of the houses she had seen in many villages, but people around where chatting as if it was the most beautiful place anyone had ever seen and little kids played happily with their marbles.

"Hinata, how come the peasents are smiling and playing? This place is a rut." Kyoko whispered.

Hinat spun around. Kyoko took a step back. The glare in Hinata's eyes could almost match Sasuke's. "Don't. This place isn't a rut, its a home filled with alot more beautiful things then even your bastard of a father has!" She whispered harshly.

Kyoko stopped. She followed Hinata to a house way to the back of the small portion of the village. She wondered why Hinata had called her father a bastard. As far as Kyoko knew, her father did ever thing in order to help his village. Though Kyoko never spent too much time with his so she kind of didn't know what her father was like.

The house was small and had loud noises coming from it. Like a wooden table breaking and cursing.

Hinata wrapped her hand into a fist and rapped against the door.

When Iruka opened the door, he was a mess. His hair was displaced, and his face was puffy.

"I-Iruka-san! What's wrong?!" Hinata asked walking into the house. Miss Nanaka was sitting in a chair her brow knitted together and the table laid in two on the floor.

Kyoko entered, examining the small untidy hut. The woman there looked surprised and relieved at the same time.

"I...I'm sorry, Miss Nanaka could you..."Iruka jestered to the door.

Miss Nanaka stood. Her young brown hair fell to her waist. She nodded and politely walked totthe door.

"Thank God, Naruto," She said passing by Kyoko, "I didn't know what to do when the guards took you. I thought you had gotten into some big trouble."

Hinata and Kyoko watched her back before Miss Nanaka closed the door.

"I'm sorry Hinata and Miss..." Iruka looked at the two.

"Kyoko..." Kyoko answered and lifted her hand. Iruka took it in his soft grasp and shook it. She looked at her hand, Hinata noticed, confused as to why he shook it.

"Apparently Naruto got hauled off by some guards and by what Miss Nanaka said he was kicking and screaming the whole way. I don't know why though," Iruka said, sitting down dejectedly in the seat Miss Nanaka was sitting in, "He's been so good the past few months. Helping me out so much that I'd expect him to be too busy to get into too much trouble."

Hinata glanced towards Kyoko. "I think I do."

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"Let me down you goddamn Fucktard!" Naruto said, slamming his fist at the back of the armoured body.

"Excuse me when I say this, Princess, but should you be saying such crude things?" The guard next to the guy carrying Naruto asked.

"Yes! And stop calling me 'Princess', you Guttershit Pedo!" Naruto growled struggling against the guard's rather strong grip. Naruto wondered what the fuck was happening. He remembered taking a nap since Sasuke refused to let him do anything other then carry wood and then Sasuke woke him up and left and then some guard came over, threw him over his shoulder and started carrying him away.

"Kyoko..." A soft call came from behind Naruto. Naruto akwardly twisted his body to see a man, who scarily look alot like him. "Alright set her down."

The guard finally set Him down and he watched the guards salute the man and walk off. Naruto looked at the man a moment before turning to the path he came from and tried to walk back to the village but the mn grabbed his collar.

"Kyoko, we have the ball tonight, did you forget?" The man asked and lead him into the rather large castle. The man seemed not to noticed much, almost as if he spent all his time in his own little world even as he lead Naruto through the corridors of the castle. "You need to get ready. Ah! Ten-ten! Please help Kyoko get ready!" The man said and pushed Naruto towards the maid. The maid nodded.

"Yes, Arashi-sama!" She said and took Naruto's wrist.

"Hey wait! Who's that guttershit and where's he going?" Naruto asked.

"Should you be calling your father such crude names? He's been worried all afternoon." Ten-ten said and pushed Naruto into a room.

"My father? Worried? He saw me for two minutes before pushing me into someone's arms and-- hey!" Naruto stepped away. Ten-ten tried to take off his shirt. "Thats not very lady like..." Naruto pouted.

Ten-ten glared. Swiftly she moved around him and failed another attempt to take his shirt from him. "Stop that!"

Ten-ten frowned, she didn't remember the princess ever gving her such a hard time. "Strip, you need to take a bath."

"I don't care what I have to do," Naruto said, he crossed his arms looking away from the maid, "I am not stripping infront of ANYONE."

In almost unseeable movement, Ten-ten moved around and put Naruto in a lock-hold position and tore off his shirt. "Hey, hey, hey!" Naruto squirmed.

She looked over him.

"What?" Ten-ten asked. "You're not the Princess."

"No shit, Detective. So like you gonna let me go?" Naruto said. He eyed the female before him. She looked undecided.

Naruto thought if there was anytime to run, it was now. Quick as he could he spun around, knocking her from his back, got up and ran towards the door. Ten-ten took out a blade from a pocket in her dress and started to chase him. Naruto looked around to her and muttered a delicate, 'Oh shit.' Putting fire beneath his steps he fastened.

A meter from the door. A meter! And there walks in tall pale and handsome Sasuke, already stripping of his shirt. To Naruto's amazement, Sasuke was able to comprehend the situation pretty fast. As Naruto went to dive through Sasuke's legs (feet first), Sasuke's legs curled around him and heaved him upwards.

Sasuke's air left his lungs as he fell on his back, but he didn't let Naruto -who was on top of him- go. He look towards the maid who had stopped running but was in every position to fight.

"Ah...Teme...why coo'n't yoo le' me go..." Naruto mumbled into his chest. The little vibrations tickled. Shaking his head he nodded for Ten-ten to back down.

Ten-ten's head reeled back in shock. "I'll clean him, plus I highly doubt you could beat him in a fight." Sasuke said and the maid's brows furrowed, but Sasuke just sat up and nodded for Ten-ten to leave. Ten-ten walked around them and relectantly started to close the door. "Bring Kyoko's ballgown for him, the king doesn't need anymore stress. And don't tell anyone."

The maid nodded and closed the door. Naruto sat curled in Sasuke defeated. "Teme."

Sasuke nodded. He ruffled Naruto's hair. "Come on, your name's princess until they figure out you're not Kyoko."

"Butterbrains. I'm a guy, 'member?" Naruto mumbled to their stomachs.

"Yes, I would love to see your manly pride!" Sasuke said and took Naruto's pants off.

Naruto punch Sasuke before he could see anything and spotted a steamy lake in the middle of the room that he went ot hide in. "Guttershit for brains!"

"Aw," said Sasuke, "I really wanted to see you...All well I still get to wash you!"

"Like hell!" shouted Naruto and he dove under water. Sasuke grabbed the soap and towels positioned in a basket on the wall. He was going to play with Naruto naked!

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Unfortunately, from Sasuke's point of veiw, he didn't get to play much with Naruto naked. Which drove him to insanity that he failed at every attempt to grope Naruto.

But, Sasuke thought, Atleast I get to see Naruto in a dress.

Yeah...I totally make faces when I decribe peoples faces...its kinda funny.