Disclaimer: Me does not own A Series of Unfortunate Events, but me has lost several IQ points cuz of the monkeys. EVIL MONKEYS!!!
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Announcer: Welcome to Esme's "In" Show!
-Audience claps, and Esme walks in wearing pink bunny pajamas-
Esme: Welcome to my "In" show! As you can see, Bunny Costumes are very "In"!
-Klaus come up out of no wear in a pink bunny costume-
Klaus: Amen to dat, sista! -Randomly disappears in a cloud of smoke-
Esme: What's also "in" is speaking snake and being a snake, so please welcome... The Incredibly Deadly Viper! Or, his more "in" named, Ink!
-Audience claps as Ink enters the room-
Esme: So, Ink, what's it like to be a snake?
Ink: Ssss... (It's very exiting!)
Esme: I hear that you're incredibly deadly. That's very in!
Ink: Sssss (No, I'm actually harmless)
Esme: Being harmless is out!
-Ink is thrown out of the studio-
Ink: -While being thrown out- SSSSS!!!! (I know Justice Straus! I'm gonna sue you!)
Esme: Yay! Being sued is very "In"! So are very short episodes!
Announcer Dude: This has been another episode of Esme's "In" Show!