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Wong had been the greatest servant ever. In all truth he had been more help than anyone had ever been in all of Darcy's life. He had started by giving Astrid lot's of tea, insisting that it would calm her down.

''Wow Stephen... Are you addicted to this stuff?'' Astrid asked, staring in amazement at the cup in her hands.

''No...'' Stephen replied hurriedly, a blush spreading across his face. Seen much easier since it was a woman's face everyone was seeing. Not his own.

''Yes he is. He reacts the same way you did, by physically attacking his furniture, if he does not get proper quantities of his herbal tea.'' Wong informed her, his Tibetan heritage easily seen by the way he spoke and looked.

''She doesn't need to know that...'' Stephen stammered, hiding his face in his hands.

Darcy smiled, herself being slowly tended to by Wong. He understood now that they had switched bodies, and was helping dress Astrid and Darcy's wounds.

Wong moved away to get more tea, and Loki moved closer to her, a grim expression on her... No, his face.

''Please don't try to destroy my body while you're in it. It is very important, to you and to me.'' Loki informed her, instinctively curling up beside her.

''Awww. You are so cute, curling up next to me as if you're really a girl.'' Darcy cooed, laughing at her Loki voice.

''Shut it.'' He mouthed, making no move to get up.

Astrid was regarding Stephen thoughtfully, rubbing her chin in an absent way. Stephen glared up at his other form, Astrid's familiar frown etched on his/her face.

"What is it you want?" he asked, a wary tone to his feminine voice. He crossed his arms over his chest defensively.

"Hmm... You know, I've kind of always wondered if I'm a good kisser," Astrid stated, still eyeing Stephen up and down.

"I can assure you that you are!" Stephen said quickly. He scooted a little further away from her, just in case.

"What? Would it be so wrong...? Really? I mean, it'd just be like... kissing myself..." She mumbled. "C'mon Stephen, give me a kiss!" She jumped on the couch beside him and scooched closer to him. She batted her lashes flirtatiously, which looked completely weird since it was on Stephen's face.

Stephen made a gagging noise. "Ugh... Please, promise to NEVER do that again." He shuddered. "Ever."

"Stephen, this has been bothering me ever since I graduated kissing class and actually had my first boyfriend. And no I'm not talking about you," she glared at him. "I need to know this! It's not like it's that weird. It's still us. Just... in different bodies."

Stephen glared at the wall, jutting his chin out defiantly. He did a perfect "stubborn Astrid" imitation. "Nothing you can say will persuade me to kiss you. I don't want to kiss myself."

"So, you're saying you're not gonna kiss me until we're back to normal?" Astrid pouted at her other form. The look made Stephen's face look like he was a whipped puppy.

"That's exactly what I'm saying."

"Hmm.." Slowly, a sly grin spread across Astrid's Stephenish face. "Ya know, I just realised how completely helpless and defenseless I sound. Wow. In your body I totally feel like ignoring myself, er I mean you, and just insisting my way."

''Don't. You. Dare.''

Astrid leaned forward, trapping Stephen under her. Despite his vehement high-pitched protests, Astrid pinned his arms to his sides and then promptly engaged him in a very tight lip-lock.

''Oh dear goodness look away!'' Darcy exclaimed, covering hers and Loki's eyes. Then she opened her eyes and looked down at Loki. ''C'mon Loki. Let's see if we're good kisser's.''

''Nononononono...'' He stammered, putting up his hands in defense. But Darcy already was kissing him, finding that she liked kissing herself.

''I do not advise you continue to engage yourself in this carnal activity.'' Wong said sternly, moving Loki's head away from hers.

Darcy gasped, and reached for Loki, she needed him. And she felt an overpowering desire, lust running hot through her veins.

''Darcy... Are you okay?'' Loki asked quietly, lightly touching her shoulder.

''Hmmmm...'' Darcy took his head in her hands, and took him in for another kiss. Loki tried to squirm away, but then relented.

Darcy was enjoying this, her kissing turned out to be really good. But in her mind, she suddenly knew what was happening, and she lurched away from her own ''female'' body.

''Oh dear lord... I'm very sorry?'' Loki offered, running his hands through his hair nervously. As uncomfortable with the feelings in his body as she was.

"Wow!" Astrid exclaimed from the other couch. "I feel strange."

Stephen rubbed a hand over his mouth, pushing his body away with his foot and squirming back even further. "Of course you do," he muttered, glowering. "I feel violated..."

Astrid was about to laugh, when the truth of her situation registered. Her mouth dropped open in shock and her cheeks burned a flaming red. "OHHHH..."

"Yes OH!" Stephen growled.

"Pity that your normal growl doesn't sound very impressive coming from Astrid's mouth," Loki mocked cheerfully.

''Pity that you still sound as irritating as you normally do, Loki," Stephen shot back.

Loki stuck his tongue out at Stephen, crossing his arms over his chest.

''Can you please stop going out of your way to turn me on!'' Darcy snapped, glaring down at the floor.

''I'm not trying to turn you on.'' Loki mumbled, scooting into his own chair.

''I'm sorry... I just want my body back so that we can...'' Darcy looked with longing at her own body, then ran to the bathroom, her face an unpleasant shade of green.

''Men things I assume?'' Astrid asked, cocking an eyebrow at Stephen.

''Definitely a male thing.'' Loki affirmed, wishing for the fifth time they could be normal again.