One Crazy Summer

Chapter 2: Bill 'no sense of personal space' Cipher

It was only the second day into her summer vacation in Gravity Falls, and it was already the best summer of Dipper's life. Wirt had told her that he and Greg were staying at the NorthWest Mansion, Mabs had continued to pester Wirt about their 'love', and Beatrice had just watched in amusement. That traitor.

It had turned dark quickly, so the group parted ways and to their respective shelters, Grunkle Stan had grumbled about kids being brats and such, while Stanley just retreated back to his room, probably to write in his journal.

Luckily for Dipper, Mabs had fell asleep after he found his pet pig Waddles lying on his bed. Dipper herself didn't bother to try and rest, since she somehow knew who would haunt her dreams here.

Bill Cipher had always intruded her dreams for as long as she could remember since her first summer in Gravity Falls. The triangle was relentless when it came to offering deals, so Dipper made it a mission to not fall asleep with the help of Mabs Juice and black coffee.

Sadly this time, once her face hit the pillow, Dipper was out like a light, and so it begins.

(Dipper's Dream)

The ground was soft and warm, like a nice warm blanket, while the sky was lit up with flying lanterns and the full moon which looked purely white. On the ground was Dipper Pines, who had on a ,yellow and black, sweater like dress that went up to her thighs, just above her knees, with the dress she wore a black cardigan and black clothed boots. To top off the outfit, her hair was down from her usual twin tails and instead of her hat was a yellow headband.

Dipper opened her eyes, then gasped. Damnit! She had fallen asleep, this means Bill could easily get to her, though the triangle in question was nowhere to be found, but that didn't mean Dipper could let her guard down.

She stood from her spot on the soft ground, and started walking. A path sprouted from her spot and continued past Dipper to what looked like an ocean from afar. Weird. How could there be solid but soft ground and yet be near a beach, then again it's a dream. The dressed up girl just shrugged and followed the pathway to the ocean.

As she walked, she took in her surroundings, like the description, there were really floating lanterns up in the darkening sky, they were small but glowed brightly, not enough to blind but enough to light up the area. Once Dipper was close she slowed her pace, but stopped all together once she saw a figure sitting on a bench that appeared out of nowhere suddenly.

It was a male figure obviously from their upper torso and relaxed pose on the bench, Dipper squinted trying to get a good look at the mysterious figure, she had a sneaking suspicion who it was, but couldn't really believe it.

How did he even get a body. Without even thinking, Dipper sprinted the rest of the way to the bench and the not so mysterious figure.

Once she was a safe, but close distance she knew her suspicions were correct.

From behind the stranger had on a golden yellow hoodie and plain worn out jeans, his hair that was styled upwards was deep gold blonde while the buzz like cut bottom was pitch black. The most obvious feature was the floating hat.

Again, before Dipper could stop herself. She spoke.

"You basically have a sign on your head saying 'Lookie here, I'm a Demon', Bill."

Once she blew her cover and realized it, she slapped her forehead. The stranger stood up and turned to her with a shark like smirk. His skin was deeply sun-kissed, eyes like the bright orbs of sapphire, and on his forehead was what looked like a tattoo of an Egyptian eye.

Dipper would never admit it to anyone but herself, but Bill's human body was very attractive, though his voice was still high pitched and annoying as hell and he was a grade A jerk. His face changed into a look of confusion before he realized that it was the hat. He started chuckling, which turned into a full blown laugh that Dipper couldn't deny was cute.

After he calmed down, Bill made his way to the young lady. Dipper flinched then glared at the male, who's face switched back to his smirk.

"Well well well, Pine Tree, nice to see you're back in this crazy town, by the way, do you like my new look?" He asked smoothly, even with that annoying voice, Dipper couldn't help but blush. She shook her head and stared daggers at the other.

"Who was dumb enough give their body to you, Bill?" Dipper tried to demand, though it came out more timidly. Bill gave a full grin which showed off his shark teeth, he stalked closer until he was right in front of the shaking female.

Bill was only a few inches taller, and yet he still looked intimidating, more then he did when he was an angry triangle. Dipper stood her ground though, until Bill raised his hand and patted her head, she squeaked.

Silence stretched after Dipper squeaked like a frightened mouse, it was over when once Bill lost it and started laughing, not even bothering to cover it or cease. Dipper turned bright red as the laughter continued, she glared daggers at Bill, but he paid no mind to the brunette until he was finished.

"Oh wow, Pine Tree. I didn't know humans could make sounds like that, it's hilarious! I wonder what other embarrassing sounds they could make."

Bill chuckled, then stopped to think, and to Dipper, a thinking silent Bill is worse then chatty Bill. The brunette looked around to look for something to whack this demon with, but with Bill, he probably made this dream how it is.

While Dipper was distracted, Bill had entered into her personal bubble and when Dipper looked back it was too late. She looked up and regretted it.

Bill had on a serious face, as he leaned closer to her face, he wrapped his arms around the other's waist, who squeaked again in response, this time however Bill didn't laugh, nor even crack a grin. His face remained blank as he leaned in. Dipper however was freaking out on the inside, what the hell was Bill doing!? Why is he so close?

Before the younger could ask, The male in question silenced her with a quick peck on the lips. After the quick kiss, he let her go to see her reaction, his face switching back once again to his smirk.

Dipper stood still. Not even attempting to move, her brain was now liquid, though Bill found this amusing, he thought he'd get something more, like maybe another squeak, a punch, hell, maybe even another kiss, but she remained stoic. Soon Bill got impatient and poked her arm, whispering quietly,

"Uh…..Pine Tree? You alive in there? Is your brain mush now? Cmon give me a si-" 'WHAM' "thud"

Down on the ground was a giggling Bill as he held his nose from where Dipper punched him square in. Hard. The instigator at the moment was walking away from the wounded other.

Dipper was walking away, hands covering her mouth and eyes wide, blood rushing to her face quickly. How dare he! He took her first kiss, well second kiss, since her first was with mermando her first summer here. Ugh, both equally terrible.

Bill caught up to her, mostly because ehe was floating. He was giggling about how pain was hilarious and how cute Pine Tree is. Dipper however did not find this amusing.

Bill stopped his cooing however and sighed, which made Dipper turn around in concern even though she hated said Dream Demon.

"Time for you to wake up, Pine Tree." He said but before he woke her up, he hugged her and whispered into her ear, "get ready, cause life's about to get real interesting, Pine Tree."

(Dipper's Dream)

She woke with a start, shooting up from her bed, looking around just in case the demon followed her. Once the coast was clear she stood from her bed and walked to the bathroom to shower for the second time this week.

After her shower, she looked over to her still sleeping brother, probably dreaming about some cute girl or about Beatrice. Dipper shrugged and descended down stairs, deciding to go eat at Greasy's Diner instead of eating her Grunkle's disgusting Stancakes. She put her wallet on her head then covered it with her signature cap.

Once out of the shack, she breathed in the woods' scent, she smiled then started her journey to town.

After a 5 minute delay to get her personal mystery journal and 10 minutes to actually get there, she was in front of the well known and delicious diner. She looked through the giant window to see if it was packed, it wasn't too full, she also saw Beatrice, who was sitting at the counter, she apparently saw Dipper as well, because she jump off the stool and ran out to greet the brunette.

Dipper smiled gently as the redhead chattered away about her friends from the Unknown once she got to Dipper, they walked in and Beatrice pulled Dipper to the counter where Wirt and Greg were, Wirt glaring at someone he was talking to and Greg eating his pancakes with his frog whom Dipper recalled was named Jason Finderberker(?).

Before she could greet the two, she saw a flash of a golden hoodie, Dipper froze as she saw the figure whom Wirt was glaring at/talking to turn to her.

"Well well well, it's good to see you again Pine Tree~"

This will be an interesting summer.

End of Chapter 2