Note: Here it is, my Christmas special for y'all. Merry freakin' Christmas.
T.K.O. Joins the Hot Topic Krew Kristmas Special
In this special holiday episode, T.K.O. fights against the joyous icon of Christmas, Santa Claus in order to completely destroy the joy of the holiday season. This is before he joins the mall goths, so there's no Hot Topic Krew in this one. Just T.K.O.
T.K.O. groaned as cheerful Christmas music blared throughout the Let's Be Smashers clubhouse. He just wanted to listen to his Nine Inch Nails, but of course Carol and K.O. didn't want to hear any of that edgy shit and instead decided to play the sappy Christmas music so loud that it could give him a heart attack at any second. The only thing that was keeping him alive at the moment was his Capri-suns. Why the hell was he still in this retarded clubhouse with all those nerds?
T.K.O. groaned again and sank in his beanbag chair as the most wonderful time of the year began playing. Since his head was so far into the benbag, he didn't hear the door open and K.O., being as nosy as ever, went over to his edgy twin and decided to see what he was up to.
"HEY T.K.O., WHATCHA DOING?!" K.O. asked loudly, causing T.K.O. to jump up in surprise.
"Gah! Fuck off!" T.K.O. snapped. K.O. then noticed the juice pouch his emo peice of shit side was holding and gasped before quickly slapping it out of his hand and stomping on it sending juice out onto the floor. "What the fuck?!"
"T.K.O., YOU CAN'T DRINK CAPRI-SUNS! THOSE ARE ILLEGAL!" K.O. shouted.
T.K.O. stared at his precious cinnamon roll self. "Do I look like I give a fuck?"
"I'm telling Mommy on you!" k.o. said and then he left.
"Go ahead, tell her. See if I care." T.K.O. scoffed as he went pulled out a pasific cooler Capri-sun from the secret stash that he had in his secret cooler and began drinking it, lying back down on his beanbag chair and going back to being miserable as the tastes like diabetes cristmas music continued playing.
Later on, there was a display of the naughty and nice list in the Smash Mansion. Everyone on the LBS was on the nice list except for T.K.O., who was on the naughty list. Why? Because T.K.O.'s an emo peice of shit and emo peices of shit like him always get put on the naughty list.
"THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!" T.K.O. shouted in a rage. "WHY THE FUCK AM I ON THE NAUGHTY LIST?!"
"Well, maybe you would have gotten on the n ice list if you acted more like K.O." Carol said as she held her precios cinnamon roll too pure for this world son.
"NO, FUCK K.O.! HE'S THE ONE THAT DOESN'T DESERVE TO GET ANY PRESENTS BECAUSE HE RATTED ON ME LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!"
K.O. started crying, and then Carol walked over to T.K.O. and threatened, "T.K.O., if you talk back to me like that one more time, I will beat your ass so hard that you'll be the one crying."
"How about I beat all of your asses?!" T.K.O. shouted, and then he quickly left the clubhouse before Carol could go and beat his ass for talking back to her again. He was beyond pissed off and he just wanted to kill somebody, and he knew exactly who. "I'm gonna kill that fat peice of shit Santa for putting me on the naughty list!"
Later that night, T.K.O. planned to sneak out of the clubhouse to initiate his plan of killing santa.
"Where do you think you're going, T.K.O.?"
"Fuck me." T.K.O. muttered, and he turned around to see his mom behind him.
"What do you think you're doing? You should be in bed now."
"None of your fucking business!" T.K.O. snapped, and he quickly stormed out of the clubhouse before Carol could stop him. When he got outside, he saw santa flying in his sleigh in the distance. "Perfect." T.K.O. said to himself with a toothy grin.
Santa Claus was delivering presents to the good citizens of the world. As he was flying, he didn't noticed that an emo peice of shit had snuck into his bag and was about ready to kill him.
"Hey, Fatfuck." an edgy voice said, and Santa turned around to see a small emo kid in his bag. "PREPARE TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!" T.K.O. punched the jolly fat man right in the face with an electric fist and began to beat the shit out of him as the sleigh went in multiple directions.
Back at the LBS clubhouse and the Smash Mansion, everyone watched as the sleigh was moving out of control as it flew through the air. They could see purple light flashing from the sleigh.
"Oh, my Cob! T.K.O.'s trying to kill Santa!" K.O. exclaimed, and he and Carol were about to go to try to stop him but it was too late. The sleigh crashed to the ground and went up in flames and all that remained was destroyed presents and the mutilated, bloody body of Santa Claus. T.K.O. stood on top of the wreakage with blood all over him, and he was victorious. There was no more christmas and everyone else was upset about this and some wanted to kill the emo peice of shit, and as his first of many punishments Carol found and confiscated all of the Capri-suns in the clubhouse and mansion, which caused more cries from the kids as they liked that stuff.
And that's the story of how T.K.O. destroyed Christmas. The Ned.