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Chapter 1

I opened my eyes, and I realized I loved my life! I AM EDWARD FREAKING CULLEN'S GIRLFRIEND! HE LOVES ME NOT JESS, OR LAUREN ME!!!! Just then my phone started ringing it was a ringtone I hadn't set for anyone…

(Kiss me thru the phone)

I looked at the caller ID to see it was Edward, I laughed.

"Hey," I said into the phone.

"Hello Love, how are you?" I heard his velvety voice; he was out hunting with Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper, they we having a boys night out while I was at the Cullens' with Esme, Rose, and Alice, we were going shopping today, or should I say again today… My heart skipped a beat he called me love

"I'm fine, how are you pretty boi?" I was greeted by his chuckle.

"I'm great, and you think I'm pretty? I'm flattered!" I could practically hear him batting his eyelashes.

"Chill Eddie... it's just a name… don't get you boxers in a knot." I heard him laugh on the other end.

"How do you know I wear boxers?" he asked.

"I donno, I just guessed but you know I am sleeping in YOUR room, with the closet about 5 feet away from me. Hmmm… you know what I think I'm gonna have a little peek…" I said getting off the bed, and walking slowly towards the closet door.

"Bella, don't you dare," by this time I was in front of the closet, "BELLA, STEP AWAY FROM THE CLOSET AND NO ONE GETS HURT!" I heart the voice coming not from the phone but from behind me. I looked over my shoulder, standing there was a frantic looking Edward. I smirked, I opened the door and saw pink boxers with yellow ducks on them I grabbed them and turned around.

"Aw! Little Eddie Waddie likes duckies!" I said holding the boxers in front of me, and that when he launched at me I screamed and ran for the bed, I knew he could catch me in under a second but I still ran and Edward played along he ran at human speed. But even at human speed he was faster then me. He tackled me on to the bed. I was lying on my back with Edward's boxers on top of me and him hovering over me.

He eyes were topaz with meant he was feeling umm… how much he LOVES me, I chuckled and wrapped my arms around his neck and leaned in, my lips were an inch from his, when I pushed him off and got off the bed headed to the washroom.

"HEY!" he yelled taken back, he pouted. I laughed, I have that effect on EDWARD FREAKING CULLEN.

"Aw, I'm sorry Eddie, but I kinda have to brush my teeth, I have morning breath," I said as I open the washroom and headed inside, but Edward grabbed me and pushed me gently against the wall, his hands on either side on my face pressed against the wall. He leaned in so his lips where an inch from mine.

"I don't mind…" he whispered looking at my lips. I pushed him away. I saw the hurt in his eyes and pecked his cold cheek.

"I do cant you wait like five minutes!" he pouted "beside I have to pee like really badly!" he laughed as I waddled like a penguin to the washroom like a penguin.

AGGHH! I looked like shit! My hair was a HAYSTACK! It was sticking up but not as much as Edwards hair always was. I yanked my hair brush thru it trying to flattened it. But it my hair was being impossible so I just brushed my teeth and washed my face I wiped it with Edward's towel with smelled like him. I sighed.

I walked out of the washroom to see Edward standing in the exact same position as I left him, frowning. I bit back a laugh and went to lean on the wall he had me against before I went to the washroom. I grabbed the collar of his blue and white striped polo shirt and pulled him into a kiss.

I felt his frown turn into a smile, as he responded, I smiled too. He wrapped his arms around my waist and pull me up I wrapped my legs around his waist as I let go of his shirt and ran my hands thru his hair I heard him moan. I felt his tongue run along my bottom lip, I shivered and immediately regretted it, he gently but forcefully unwounded my leg from his waist and placed me on the ground, breaking the kiss, I glared at him, he just laughed. I stomped my foot and stuck my tongue out at him. He chuckled and kissed it.

"EWWW!!!!" I said, slapping his chest lightly cause I knew if I hit him hard I would end up hurting myself.

"Well, then don't stick up tongue out at me in my room," he said smiling crookedly. "Oh and by the way, Happy Birthday!"

"NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, as I braced myself from the evil pixie and blond Barbie. Sure enough the door flew open and I saw 6 smiling facing, but I knew for me the gates of mecry were now closed and the cyberus had left the gates of hell WIDE OPEN…


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