Hello! Stormy P is in the house! Another trollorific chapter of chaotic happenings unfolds in the glittering sunlight beaming on Kawaii clan.
Sadly, Storm couldn't join me this time so im alone... *Reviewers start singing: All By Your Self!*
Anyway, Let the Trolling Commence!
As gougeoussparklykit lay down in the lush green gress that ley before her fet, the sun beaming down on her glittering pnk fer. "Gourgeous!" Her mother shouted at her through a tangle of brances, "Dinenr Tome!". Gourgessparkleykit edghed her way twrsd the nursery fot her dinner. The overpowering smeel of fresh rabbit engulfed the fresha ir as she stepped through the gaping hole thatf was the enterance ti the nurfery. Penguinkit lay on his side, his fur covering his sparkling brown eyes that gleamed in the sun. Gorgeoussparklekit lay doon next 2 him and began to chet.
"Hello penguinkit!" she said as she plonkerd herslf next 2 him
"You look weird" he rudley repled.
Suddenly, Binbagsparkle (Gouurgeuos's mother) interupted and shouted "HOW DARE U!"
On that very commend, All the aprentices of Kawaii lan lept on Penguinkit. They were there to stare at gougrerssperklekiy and try to become her mate even though se was a kit.
Duddenleh, StarStar, the great leader of Kawaii clan, bellowed "I am here to say that Gougeoussparklekit is now an apprentice cos she id da awsemost out of awll oof u!"
The crowd went widl and shouted praise to the 1moon old kit who had just became an apprentice.
"Wimp" malelolent kit whisperd to n00bkit, who was eatin dert.
The nect day, Gourgeoussparklepaw moved her belongings to the ,blue barn known as the appprenie den, and slept for half the day. When she woke up, Penguinkit was unpacking his mouantain of belongings into the space aprocimately 5 feet away from her. Gourgeousspaeklepaw had a secret crush of Penguinkit but she knew he hated her. hewas the only cat in the clan who wasnt fond of her, even the females loved her! He brought out a My Little Pony poster and got some berry pulp to embedd it into the wall with rure force and glue "borrowed" from the devious 2 legs.
"Waht u doin hre?" Gorgeoussparklepaw asked
"I is a apprentice now, Innit?" He replied in a triumphent tone elts liking his psw
"Did StarStar say so?" she replied in a tone that brought everyone but pehngiunkit closer
"Yes, Werdo" He mocked
Everyone leapt at him. He spent 2 days in the medicine cat den, inflocted with broken leg and a very badly damaged ego. That day StarStarclaimed her as her apprentice. Penguin kit still hates Her tho.
Thats all we have time for today! Trollorific happenings will unfold in the next chapter! Wait and see! Im Stoooooooooooooormy P! Hi, I'm back, just to comment on how stalkerish the apprentices are in this clan! It is a daily routine to go into the nursery and watch Gorgeoussparklykit eat her dinner. yup, we have a major stalker problem on our hands. Except for the fact that Gorgeussparklykit loves the attention!
Out!