Chapter 2: You've got Rick Rolled!
Ponyville 3:30 am:
"No please! Why are you doing this! I thought we were frie..." a yellow colored pegasus named Fluttershy cried as she got shot in her face. "Now, its only between you and me bitch!", the dark biped creature said as he aimed what looks to be a small canon to her, then the shooting sound echoed all thru the room, "AAAAAAAAHGHHHHHH" Twilight shouted as she woke up from her dream. Then a knock on the door! "Twilight are you ok!", said a voice from the other side. "I'm ok Spike" said the lavender alicorn mare. "Its like the fourth time this week!" said the baby dragon as he opened the door, "You should realy go see a Doctor" said the purple and green lizard, "Your right Spike, I'm going to make an appointment with the Canterlot doctor as soon as posible!", "Good to know!" said the dragon as he hugged her friend.
Back at the saints spaceship headquarters:
"Shaundy did you did the recon I asked you to do" said the leader of the saints getting ready to launch an all scale attack on the unsuspecting planet. "Yes boss and I'm very surprised of what I found theres a lot of shit about this stupid show" she said looking at a wikia site. "Good, I need weaknesses" he said since he know that every televition series character has a weakness, and like a friend of him said when you find the weakspot of your enemy you have to stab it until it bleeds to death. So she started saying each and every one of their weakness. "they all have never had any experience in combat so I sugest killing them all at once". "how do you expect us to do that!" "I know how" said Pierce, leaving everyone to turn around to see the black guy smoking a blunt, "Well will you mind telling us then, you know in this century!" the boss yelled at Pearce, "This bitches looks like they've never seen an alien before so I sugest a classic I'm a lost alien can you help me get back home only to stab you when your not looking" . "Pearce that is the stupidest idea you had ever had", "This bitches looks like they seen an alien before so I sugest a classic I'm a lost alien can you help me get back home only to stab you when your not looking" said Shaundy "That's the best idea you've ever had Shaundy I like it", said the boss patt ing her in the back. "Da fuq just happened" said Pearce Pisses. "What happened Pearce it's that Shaundy had a great idea" said Gat while preparing some surprises for the ponies on the other side. "Well you know the drill people move!" said the boss as he prepared to launch himself to the planet known as Equestria. "Boss wait" said Shaundy as she grabbed him by the arm. "What know!" said the boss as he was about to enter a fucked up ship to make it look like it had malfunction, "you do know they can read minds!" said the woman, "of course I know that that's why every time I will see a unicorn I will think of things that will make them not want to read my mind!" the boss said with a evil smile in his face. "oook then" said Shaundy with an awkward look in her face. "Good know that thats out of the way let's do this shit!"
Back in Equestria:
It was 5:45 am, the princesses where getting ready to move the sun and the moon, just when Luna was about to make the moon go down so that Celestia can make the sun go up a bad feeling came over her, you know that feeling like knowing that your being watched but intensified by a 100 times, one of the lunar guardsmen noticed the way that the princess was shivering and asked "Your Highness are you ok!", to which she replied : "yes I'm fine, I just have the most horrible feeling, a feeling that makes a mortal like you wish he was dead!", an awkward silence lasted for a minute after the comment made by the princess, then afterwards she began with the descending of the moon.
Meanwhile over the skies of Ponyvile:
"Getting ready for descent in minus 1 minute" said the machine, "Come on boss let us go with you" said Johnny Gat with an impatient look on his face. "Sorry Gat but I need you here since I need to gain there trust and I'm the only one that fits in the power armor!", said the boss while he was suiting up in the armor. "Ok all set, before you go inside the ship, do you still remember how to use this thing?" said Matt Miller, "Of course I remember Pendejo!", said the boss in an awkward tone, "Do ya really think something like this is forgettable!", "Well… uh… no… but…" Said Miller in an awkward tone, "but nothing stop waisting my time and set up the invisibility thing that Kinzie Made" said the boss. "T minus 20 seconds" said the machine as they were talking, "Ok testing invisibility", just as Matt pressed the button the power armor got invisible an so did the boss. "Nice!", said the boss as he got inside the ship, "9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, scape pod deployed", as the ship started to fell to Equestria (Ponyville to be exact) the g-forces were so great that it did not gave time for the boss to put his seatbelt so he went flying from the floor hitting his head on the ceiling. "Shit, coño, carajo" shouted the boss who was about to go out cold, "Kinzie, Matt put the fucking ship in auto pilot!", said the boss, "boss what happened the sensors indicate you've got some head trauma!", said Miller, "I hit my fucking head while I was putting on my goddam seat belt, now will you please do what I asked for!", said and almost boss "Where on it!", said Kinzie while pressing some buttons. "Hurry up dammit I don't want to become a fucking asteroid, so hurry the fuck u….", that was the last thing the boss said as it all went pitch black for him.
Back at Ponyville:
"Oh please Lyra not again with that humans are real crud!" said Bon Bon a white earth pony with blue and pink hair, "not you too Bon Bon, I tough you where my friend, and friends never make fun of other friends beliefs!" said the mint colored unicorn with tears in her eyes. Everypony that was there started laughing and making fun of her. "If humans are real then why isn't any evidence!" said one of the ponies that was making fun of her, "yeah its not like there gonna fall from the sky or any stupid thing like that!", said another female philly wearing a tiara, "Yeah as if!, If that happened I would change my name from Silver Spoon to Poopface Mcgee…" just as the glasses wearing philly finished that statement a big ball of fire fell from the sky just in the spot where Diamond Tiara's house stood. A huge booming sound echoed like 12 times more bigger than Rainbow Dash's Double Rainboom. A huge whistling sound (the one you hear when your deaf) spread through the entire planet of Equestria. The thing that Lyra saw after the explosion shocked her the most, there was a lot of ponies on the floor and a few ones trotting towards her and her friends. As she opened her eyes she saw a brow earth pony wearing a beany along with a white glasses wearing pony with a green bowtie and pouches in each side of his butt moving their lips but no sound coming from them. Then they started talking to her when she started hearing sound again , "…lestia! Are you ok!" Yelled the white aert pony. "Button help me get her and the rest of them up!" said the white stallion to the little brown philly, "Ok Gizmo but our card game is not over!" said Button to the white stallion. As everypony started to get up and get closer to the mysterious object ignoring the damage made by it they started noticing it was not a rock or anything like what they heard of before. Just then a pink earth pony started rushing to the scene she noticed something odd that looked like a button so she pressed it "OOO! What does this button do!"