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Chapter One: Good Things Never Last
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Kakashi sighed thoughtfully as he walked down a crowded street in Konoha on a bright sunny day. He has been feeling ever so joyful as of late. Was it because he laid three young girls in a span of five days?
Mmm…
That might be part of the reason.
He was headed to a nice diner to have lunch, his team had there own missions today. On this day off, Kakashi had many things going for him. He got his weekly payment for the missions he completed and he just bought the latest volume of Come Come Paradise, and he was going to take a day off from training. He just wanted to relax.
He ordered his favorite dish, Miso with sliced eggplant, and sat down at an empty table by a window. He liked this diner because it was always empty. He's surprised it was still in business after almost twenty years of business. But he was happy none the less. His hand reached for his new copy of come come paradise when he caught the slightest glimpse of tall blonde and sexy. Behind his mask, a lecherous grin was now present. He stood and notified the waitress that he was going outside for a little bit. He quickly made his way toward where he saw the blonde beauty, and there he saw her going into a ninja ware store called Emporium Karin. He casually walked in and spotted her looking at a pair of ninja boots. With the stealth he was greatly known for, he snuck up on the unsuspecting boar and snaked his hands to cover her eyes.
"Guess who…" He huskily whispered against her ear before kissing her neck with his clothed lips.
Ino stiffened against him and her eyes began to water up "K-Kakashi?" she choked out. She couldn't believe he had the audacity to show his face…or what's showing…to her! After she heard him and…and that…Sakura…she cried her eyes out…because she believed that he would actually like her. First Shikamaru…now him…she just couldn't…
Kakashi heard the unshed tears in her voice and he spun her around to look her over. Her eyes were distraught, and her expression looked like one of pain.
"Ino-chan, what's wrong?" He asked, worried for her well being.
"I…you…"
"Was it Shikamaru again? If so…"
Ino wretched his hands off her shoulders and turned away.
"You…"
Kakashi was confused. "Me? What about me?"
Ino shook her head and whispered "You said…You said you would help me…and you did…But…you said you loved me…was that a lie? I was…wasn't it?" She began trembling as she thought of how he could do this to her.
"Ino-chan, why would you say such things? You know I-"
"Shut up! You lie!" she cried out, causing other customers to stare at the two. "You were with…with…her…" she hissed. She said the last part with so much hate and so much venom that on the other side of town, a certain Haruno began to sneeze violently.
Kakashi stiffened. Oh crap, he was found out.
"You took something that can never be giving again… you took it, and used it up for your own pleasure…"
"…"
"You…you just…USED me!" she whispered to herself. She turned around and looked him in the eye. She let tears cascade down her flushed cheeks before she got enough courage to rasp out "I HATE YOU!" and slapped him, square on the side of his face. She ran out of the store and disappeared into the crowd.
Kakashi stared wide eyed to the side because he was almost sure the slap was hard enough to break his neck.
Wow…
He feels pretty bad right about now. He felt like shit.
He finally looked ahead and noticed all the customers staring at him. What was worse, they were all giving him dirty looks.
He growled "What?!" but they just kept on glaring. He stomped off in a very un-Kakashi like manner, and went back to the diner. To actually try and have a nice day off…
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One Month Later…
He knocked on the giant marble door and waited patiently for someone to answer. Why would he be called here of all places? It annoyed him that he wasn't told yet why such a man would want him to come to a place of such royalty. Well…sure, he is the last of the Hatake clan…but still…he had better things to do…
The giant white marble door finally opened and he was greeted by a white eyed maid.
"Good morning, you are Kakashi Hatake I presume?"
"Uh…yeah…" Kakashi stared at her cute face.
She smiled "Please follow me."
He followed her into the huge estate which was…white…
Every hall they went through, every door they opened, every person they passed…they all had something in common.
White.
It creeped him out a bit, everything was so shiny. And white.
They passed a room with a whole bunch of bird cages…they were all white doves…
A cat with her kittens walked the halls…they were white too.
He sweatdropped. This place reminded him of the crazy house…
They finally reached a pair of giant white marble doors and she knocked meekly.
"Yes?" A loud voice boomed. Kakashi cringed, this was the man he was supposed to see?
"Hyuuga-sama, Hatake-san is here. Shall I send him in?"
"Yes please." The loud voice called.
The maid turned around to tell Kakashi he could go in, but she caught him staring at her ass. She frowned a bit "Hiashi-sama is ready for you…you may go in…" she scurried away from Kakashi, but not before he pinched her butt and winked at her. Damn perv…
Kakashi went through the doors, to a room that seemed…whiter…and stood before the one and only Hiashi Hyuuga.
Kakashi bowed "Hyuuga-sama."
Hiashi frowned "Sit down boy." His voice was cold and devoid of emotion.
Kakashi scowled behind his mask and thought 'Did he just call me boy?!' He sat down in a white leather, ivory chair and stared back at Hiashi.
"Do you know why you're here?" Hiashi asked, folding his hands and intertwining his fingers in a sophisticated manner.
"No sir, I do not."
"Mmhmm." Hiashi stood from his huge pure ivory chair and walked thoughtfully around the room. He came to a stop at a big white bookshelf and picked up something.
"She's so beautiful, isn't she…" He smiled.
Kakashi strained to see what he was holding. It looked like a picture frame.
Hiashi strode to Kakashi and tossed the picture frame at him. Kakashi caught effortlessly and looked at the picture. He gulped. What was he supposed to say? She was the hottest damn thing he'd ever seen, or the ugliest duckling ever created?
"Hatake-san..."
Kaskashi looked up at the Hyuuga leader with faint anxiety.
"How old are you now? 30? 40?"
Kakashi smiled nervously "Erm…29 sir…"
"Ah…" Hiashi nodded. He began to rub his chin thoughtfully.
"Another question…Do you know what happens when a man becomes…intimate with a woman?"
Kakashi's eye widened considerably. Why the hell is he asking that kind of question?!
Hiashi continued without Kakashi's answer "Do you know what happens when the woman is actually a young girl who belongs to the strongest clan in the country and the man is…oh…I don't know…let's say about 29? Yes, 29 is good."
"Hyuuga-sama, where, may I ask, are you going with this?" Kakashi asked boldly. Hiashi glared intensely.
"Where am I going?" Hiashi growled "Oh, I'll tell you where I'm going! I'm going to beat you to a bloody pulp for what you did to my daughter!!"
Oh…shit…
"You know how I know? My dearest daughter had a nice yearly physical on this bright morning and guess what we found? Her flower…her cherry…her…her innocence…GONE!!!"
By now, Hiashi was throwing stuff around the room and shattering anything that was in his line of sight. She went to his desk and shoved every thing off of it and growled loudly.
"Oh, and that is not all…we found a little something you…LEFT BEHIND…" Hiashi grounded out though clenched teeth. Kakashi was sure that Hiashi's teeth might shatter at any moment.
Kakashi stared fearfully at Hiashi's white eyes, that looked full of emotion for once. "Hyuuga-sama…you see-"
"You damn fool!!" Hiashi pounded his fist against his marble desk, a crack made its way across the desk. "YOU GOT HER PREGNANT!"
Double shit…
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Do things like this usually happen to perverts?
Kakashi didn't think so, he just thought he was very, VERY unlucky right now. He has to go to Sakura and tell her that they can't screw around anymore…
He was on his way to the Haruno's house when he passed by the flower shop. There, outside the flower shop arranging flowers was the little boar he de-flowered a month ago. He froze mid-step when she turned and looked at him. She glared so hatefully, he could almost feel pain in his heart.
Kakashi had to admit, she looked hot. She had short shorts and a dirty skin tight tang top that revealed a lot of cleavage. Her wonderfully smooth legs were tanned and long. He tight belly and an ass to die for…But her eyes were filled with nothing but disgust.
She turned fully toward him and strode with her head held high.
"Kakashi." She greeted.
"I-Ino…"
"I have something to tell you."
"Listen Ino, what happened was just a one time thing, I-"
"I'm pregnant. I've known for almost a week." She stated matter-o-factly.
Triple shit…
He blinked once. Twice. Three times. Then fainted.
He was going to hell.
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Man, Kakashi got it BAD!
Sakura will be in the next chap for you Sakura Fans. So will Hinata.
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