A/N: Here's the next chapter! I hope you like it! I don't know where I get my ideas from. I have a very strange mind. Enjoy! And please review cause it makes my day!
Special thanks to Lishinator1: thanks for reviewing! I really, really, really appreciate it! Thanks so much! I'd love to see it.
"Hello, Aragroan! Where's the rest of the lazy Fellowship?" Spoon asked, randomly emerging from the trees. She had gone back to Earth for about an hour, insisting that she needed to get something very important. Aragorn looked up from gathering wood for the fire.
"We thought that you'd left," he muttered. Spoon giggled.
"Course not! I can't just leave forever until I decide that I want to!" She began to run around Aragorn. "Now where's the rest of them?" Aragorn sighed, and got up and walked back to camp. Spoon followed him, laughing. When she saw the fellowship, all of the members were sleeping, except for Aragorn and Gandalf. Gandalf was sitting on a rock, holding his pipe and making smoke rings. Spoon walked over to Gandalf, eyes wide, and jumped up and poked a smoke ring, making it turn into a thin line of smoke in the air. She nodded, as if in approval, then looked up at the sky to see the sun peeking up over the horizon. Her face held a look of determination as she quietly stepped over the sleeping fellowship, and poked Aragorn in the gut to get his attention. He looked down and saw Spoon motioning for him to lean down. He did so, hesitantly.
"Shouldn't we wake them up?" She whispered. Aragorn shook his head, and told her to leave them for a few minutes. She rolled her eyes, and muttered something about how they should all go kiss an orc.
"But Aragorn! The sun's rising!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. With that, she began crying. "If you wanna make it to Mordor," she said between wails, "you have to get going as soon as possible!" Hearing the girl's crying, the fellowship began waking up.
"Shut that girl up!" Boromir said. Spoon stopped crying, much to the delight of the company, and she laughed.
"Bore-Bore! I'm so happy to see that you've picked up some of my world's common phrases. Now, since you're awake, you better get up! Good, Gim. Now Bore-Bore. Leggy? Hello?" She looked over Legolas, his eyes glazed in sleep.
"Wake up Leggy!" She screamed. Legolas sat up, nearly hitting Spoon. She laughed.
"Good. Now, the half-wits," she finished. They all sat up, glares on their faces.
"We're not half-wits!" They said in unison. Spoon giggled.
"Great! You're awake! Fro foe and Samgee, go get some dry firewood. Aragroan's is a little wet," she said. Aragorn opened his mouth to protest, when Spoon pointed to the ground where the firewood was placed directly under Spoon.
"Did you cry that much?" Pippin asked. Spoon laughed maniacally.
"Course not! I poured my water on it!" She held up an empty water bottle. The fellowship knew what it was, because she had explained it multiple times earlier. Sam and Frodo shook their heads, and went out to find firewood. Spoon laughed, and sat on a rock next to the river. She began twirling a chain on her finger. The fellowship took out some of their food to cook over the fire for breakfast. Legolas looked at Spoon, and noticed that she was twirling something on her finger. He walked over.
"What's that?" Legolas asked, eyes widening when he saw that it was a ring on a chain. A gold ring.
"This? It's the Ring! Well, actually it's-" she was cut off when she realized the chain was no longer on her finger. She looked up to see the ring splashing into the river. "Oops," she said, rather cheerily. She had a mischievous grin on her face. By that time, the whole fellowship was there watching her, save for Frodo and Sam.
"Gandalf?" Merry said, eyes wide. Gandalf's eyes narrowed.
"Make sure that she doesn't get away," Gandalf said, walking over to the river. Legolas, Boromir and Aragorn leaned down to grab her, but she rolled off the rock and began to run. Pippin tried to grab her leg, but she jumped to avoid his sliding body.
"Listen, be reasonable!" She yelled, running further into the forest.
"Reasonable? You know how important that ring is!" Boromir responded from behind her
"But it's not-" she began, but Aragorn grabbed her arm, coming at a different angle then Boromir. Legolas dropped down from the trees above them. She began kicking and struggling, but Legolas grabbed her legs, and they carried her back to the camp. They arrived at the same time as Frodo and Sam. Sam groaned.
"What did she do?" Frodo asked, eyebrows raised.
"Fro foe! Show them the ring!" She insisted. He looked skeptical.
"Why?" He asked.
"Because they think that I threw it into the river!" She screamed. Frodo hesitantly put his hand to his neck and pulled out the ring. "See? I didn't throw it into the river!"
"Then what did you throw into the river?" Legolas asked.
"Well, you see Leggy, as I was trying to tell you while you were chasing me, it's a replica of the ring. They sell them in my world. Now, remember, Sauron doesn't exist in my world. So it doesn't matter that we're making replicas. Oh, you can let go of me," she said, anger filling her. They dropped her, and Gandalf walked over.
"Everything seems to be settled," he concluded.
"Not everything," Spoon growled. She motioned for Boromir, Legolas and Aragorn to come closer. When they did, she slapped each of them.
"Now it's settled!" She laughed, and walked away. "Bet you've never been slapped by a girl before!" Saying that, she walked into the forest and disappeared, deciding that it was best to go back into her own world until the three she had slapped cooled down.
A/N: I hope you liked it! Just to clarify, Spoon had planned this, and she purposely threw the ring into the river. I'll try to update soon!