FFX Deaths My Way
I'm still pissed that only one person reviewed! Aw well….. anyways! Here is chappy 2 which BTW will be much longer dis time
Disclaimer: I don't own FFX or FFX-2, if I did, then Lulu would be dead, Yuna would be my slave and Rikku would be my wife.
CHAPTER 2
Yuna was starting to regret what she had suggested. It was now night – fall in the Macalania Woods and she was scared shitless.
Yuna: why the hell did I offer to start off in the forest? sigh well at least I'm fall away from Auron, who started at the Agency and Kimarhri who started at the spring, where me and Tidus got bu-sy. For Christ's sake he forced me to kiss him! Fucking pervert….
Yuna walked on further through the dark lonely woods, bored as hell with a sleepy expression on her face when she just realised how serious danger she was in. She stopped, gasped, pulled at her hair with both her hands and said:
Yuna: oh shit! Kimarhri is so close to me! What am I gonna do? Okay, just don't panic, Yuna. Just remember Lulu's totally un-related yet somehow helpful in this bizarre situation, advice.
Yuna Flashback
Lulu is talking to a seven- year- old Yuna with a serious tone in voice saying:
Lulu: remember Yuna, if you're confronted by a giant blue kitty with a broken horn in the woods, after agreeing to stage a survival competition, just kick him where the sun don't shine.
Yuna: alright I'm calm now and I'll ju-
She was interrupted by the tapping on her shoulder by Kimarhri.
Yuna: oh god!
She swiftly kicks him right in the baby-makers and runs like hell.
Kimarhri slowly recovered, got up then ran after the little nut-kicking bitch.
Yuna was well ahead of him, so unfortunately (for her) when she realised this, she decided to take advantage of her distance, and when Kimarhri was close to her, she jumped up a tree, out of his reach.
Yuna: ha-ha! You canna catch m-ugh!
Yuna was yet again interrupted, this time by the huge Katana slicing off the top part of her head, her hair flew off and hit the ground, and you could see her brain.
She had a sickening expression on her face, she was trembling, then she fell to her knees, revealing Auron, behind her, in a swordsman stance. He watched as trembling again when on her knees, then after about 5 seconds, fell sideways on to her left, eyes open, blood spilling from her mutilated cranium, tongue sticking out, dead.
To Auron's great surprise, Kimarhri sighed with ultimate relief and said in a rather gay and high pitched, raspy voice:
Kimarhri: oh! My god! Like, you have like, saved me from that total be-atch! Thank-you! My good man! But… I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill ya now , that's the rules, right? Aw poo! You were such a nice guy!
By now, Auron had ran far, very far, Kimarhri hurring after him off in the distance of the woods.
There may be only be two people left, but believe me, there is long to go….
Well that the end of chappy 2 , still a bit short, but still longer than chappy 1. hope yall all enjoy and PLEASE review. Will update soon.