Morning came with it's ever shining glow. Lincoln wakes up with a stretch and smile on his face. "Man yesterday was crazy." he grunts popping his neck. "Twas still the best night of your life twas it not." a mysterious figure questions while rising up only to smother the right side of his face. "Oh yeah the greatest. But still, how did you even get up here in the first place Melvin." he pondered scratching his head. she responded by hugging his torso then resting her head on his chest. "All will be explained in do time my love. But for now.." she says pushing him down to his back getting on top of him. "I YEARN FOR MORE!" she finishes seductively in a whisper. "W..wait Crease..wait..its morning...plus we have school today." Lincoln tried protest. But all she did was feel up his chest and bite his neck gently. Though he tried to resist her mentally, he was too powerless to deny her physically. "W..wwhat if one of my sisters come in." he ached with love in his eyes. "W..wwee could get in serious..." Suddenly, his room door flew open. "Wakey wakey little bro." Luna sang holding a plate of pancakes. "Time for schuuuhaaa...haaa...huuhoooooo...WOW she stuttered surprised to what she just walked in to."Wait...Luna I can explain." Lincoln panicked looking for an excuse.
"Umm...duhh...Melvin you tell her." he demanded. Getting off Lincoln and out of bed, she stood to her feet. "Well..." Luna taunted teasingly. Out of nowhere, Melvin grabbed her hugging her tight. "So your my new sister-n-law right? Awesome!" she squeaked happily. "Dang it." Lincoln mumbled. "Come again love?" Luna asked slightly confused and terrified putting down the pancakes. "She basically welcomed herself as part of our family." a voice plainly stated. Looking to his left, he flopped out of his bed screaming. "DANG IT LUCY, would you stop doing that. I want to live to see my teen years. Thank you very much!" Lincoln bantered holding his chest. "Life is nothing but a cold, unforgiving mistress while Death is the sublime afterlife awaiting you with open arms." Lucy poetically soothed. Yet, everyone else just stared at her. "Dark." Luna stated. "Cold." Lincoln added. "Beautiful." Melvin mused getting questionable looks from them, except Lucy giving her a smile. "What, girl tells it like it is." Lincoln had to agree slightly when she put it that way. "Well..whatever. What is she doing here in the first place? Luna asked demanding answers. "Well..ye see" Lincoln rambled. Then Lucy stepped in. "She didn't want to say goodbye to her beloved, so she came back around 12:00 to stay over." Lucy finished explaining.
Though Lincoln was thrown completely off guard, he dicided to go with it. "Ye..yeah...yes, that's exactly what happened." he spouted. "Huh..well look at you bro." Luna slurred. "Went from second base all the way to a home run that fast." she teased tasseling his hair. Hearing her say that sent weird signals. "Okay first off, watch the turkey tail. Second, that's something I'd inspect Lynn would say." Lincoln pondered. "Who's Lynn?" Melvin asked. "An energetic, athletic, Egotistic and allowance begging beast whum I love." Lucy blankly put. However, Melvin still wasn't getting it. "She's Lincoln's feith oldest sister and the family's cocky sports star." Luna inscripted. "Anyways, hurry up and eat your breakfast. You know Lori won't wait forever." she informed putting the pancakes on his desk. "Roger and thanks for the pancakes." Lincoln said smiling. "I didn't mean the pancakes dude!" Luna teased with a wink while heading downstairs.
While Lucy and Melvin started blushing, Lincoln felt a little conflicted. "Okay..so if not the pancakes, than what is it?" he asked puzzled. Hearing him ask that made both the girls laugh. "What?" he asked confused from chuckling. "Nothing except..you're clueless love. Melvin insisted. "Indeed you are dear brother." Lucy agreed while heading for his front door. "Wait Lucy before you leave, how much does Lynn owe you?" he questioned. "About ten dollars; how much does she too you?" she countered. "Twenty but there's a ten spot in my game draw for you." he generously donated. "Consider that a thank you for saving our butts." he stated. "If only you knew." Lucy muttered. "Say what?" Lincoln asked. "Nothing." she soothed existing closing the door behind her and making her way downstairs. "All will be clear soon dear brother. I just hope for your sake it is true love." Lucy stammered to herself with a worried look.
"And now that she's gone and we have no more distractions." Melvin slayed pushing him back to the bed ripping off his shirt. "I must feast!" she slurred licking his nipple. "SWEET MOTHER OF SAVVY SOMEONE SAVE ME." Lincoln pleaded in ecstasy. Suddenly a loud banging came from his door. "Lincoln...Lincoln? I know you're in their Lola screamed. "I will not have my perfect pageant attendance ruined by your laziness so CHOP CHOP!" she demanded. "Right sorry, be right out Lola!" he yelled. Lincoln was relieved to see Melvin claim off him. "Saved by the brat." he thought to himself. "Well, you heard the lady..better do what she says and get dre..gmmmff." he was interrupted by her lips. "she may have saved you this time." she insisted groping his lower area. "SWEET SALLIE STRUTHERS! Lincoln screeched while shivering. "But, later on at school...During lunch...in the janitor's closet...you! she finished swirling her tongue in his ear and groping harder. Suddenly Lincoln's eyes went crazy as he started sweating.
Lincoln's inner thoughts
MAMA SAY MAMA SAW MAMAKUSA! MAMA SAY MAMA SAW MAMAKUSA! MAMA SAY MAMA SAW MAMAKUSA! MAMA SAY MAMA SAW MAMAKUSA!
As Lover boy stud in his bed critically stammering. Melvin retreated to the window opening her exit. but before she could take her leap of faith, Lincoln grabbed her shoulder, turned her around and kissed her passionately. "See you at lunch babe!" he said as he watched her jump out the window to the driveway. "Wow..give Lynn a run for her money why don't ye." he suggested impressed by her endurance. With his window finally closed, Melvin started cheering and skipping down the block. As she made her way to school, she kept replying the last comment Lincoln said to her over and over again.
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See you at lunch Babe!"
Suddenly she stopped walking as she started floating down the the sidewalk. "HE CALLED ME BABE!!" she dreamed heavenly with hearts fluttering around her.
Meanwhile back at the loud house, Lincoln and the rest of the gang were once again packed like sardines in Vanzilla. But before they headed for school, Lori blew her whistle. "Alright Ladies before we head off to misery, let me literally be the first to say congratulations to Lincoln on getting his first girlfriend!" she announced as the girls started clapping and laughing. "She's not my girlfriend." Lincoln protested. "Oh yeah, then what do you call this!" Lana asked showing a recording of them on the living room couch. "How..how did you get that?" he questioned. "Oh I have my ways big brother, I have my ways." she slammed. "No I mean how'd you get a phone?" he asked. ..Really...that's what you're concerned about?" she asked. "Can we please just get a move on?" he begged red faced. "Geez lover boy..wanna suck face with her that bad?!" Lynn snarked. With all the embarrassment, Lincoln just wanted to end it all. Pray to the heavens to strike him down. "Alright alright dudettes." Luna stated. "Let's lay off Lincoln for awhile." she insisted. "Thank you." he said happily. "..So we can be even worse when we get home." she says chuckling. "LUNA...WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!" he screamed. "Sorry lil-bro, maybe on your side, but I'm still your sister." she says getting high fives from everyone else. " Dang it." he snorted lumping in the car seat. During the journey back to school, Lincoln couldn't stop thinking about what Melvin said to him.
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"Later today...at school...during lunch...in the janitor's closet...YOU!"
"I don't know if I should be excited, intimidated, or sexually frustrated." he said to himself. Though looking down, he got his answer. "...never mind."