Chapter 2: Can't make this stuff up.

"… I really can't believe this." Shinpi said out loud, but more to himself than anyone else. Currently he was looking at the (what was supposed to be-) battlefield. Of which consisted of nine unconscious 13-year old bodies, all piled on top of each other." I forget- how did this happen?" None other than the Third Hokage asked as he and Shinpi looked on at the pile. "Well, it happened like so-"

~Flashback~

"Okay! Now that we are all here, I can explain this test. You see this-" He held up a bell for all nine to see," Your goal is to get this bell off me within twenty- four hours, manage to do that, and I will allow the privledge of becoming my apprentice to the lucky winner!But fail to get this bell, and, well- good luck back at the academy! Mwuhaha- Hahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Shinpi yelled as he started the timer on the watch he carried on his person and lept off into the distance, followed by six over eager and nervous girls that didn't want to fail.

"Hm. If I was honest with myself, I would have thought that the Hyuuga wouldn't have been fooled that easily." Shinpi said as he stepped out from his hiding spot of under a genjutsu. "Though I'm not surprised to see which three weren't fooled." Shinpi said as he was engulfed in a moderately sized fireball. " Damn! I should have gotten that bell first- aw well, can't be my sensei if he's dead anyway." Sasuka muttered to herself as she looked down at the ashes of the ground. 'Wait-' "Sorry to disappoint ya-" Shinpi said as he appeared behind Sasuka, "But it'll take a LOT more than a spark to take me down." Shinpi said as Sasukas' eyes widened and she jumped back. "But I'll gladly show you a REAL fire if you won't mind!" Shinpi yelled as he did the same handsigns as Sasuka did.

"KATON: GOUKAKYU NO JUTSU!"

Shinpi and Sasuka yelled out at the same time, both blowing out fireballs. But it was easy to see whos would prevail. "Shit!" Sasuka muttered as she made to roll to avoid it, Shinpi was about to go over there to kick her while she was down (Both figuratively, AND literally) but he found moving was incredibly difficult. "Oh yeah, I forgot about her-" He said as he suddenly found hundreds of bugs on his person."… and her." He muttered as he sensed Sasuka get up and run at him and gave him a round-house kick to his temple. Only to melt into mud. "Uh oh, we were compromised before we even came up with the plan. Troublesome." Shika muttered to the cloaked girl beside her as she and Shino ( I'm not going to change her name because it's actually a girl name too, but the meaning of the word kinda made me go 'WTF!?', look it up.) jumped down next to Sasuka. " Oh come now, Doe-chan, your plan was compromised YEARS ago!" Shinpi said as he appeared in front of them. " Though I will admit, that was clever, but now that I'm aware of where your loyalties lie, this has made it that much more difficult for you." Shinpi said as all three of them gritted their teeth. He was right." But I can't say no to cute faces like those, so what say I give each of you one chance to get off a jutsu on me!" Shinpi said as he put his arms out, making it seem like he was allowing them a free move, but they knew better. They looked at each other and nodded, before going through some handsigns.

"Kagemane no jutsu!"

"Katon: Hosenka no jutsu!"

"Kasumi jusha no jutsu!"

That last one caught him off guard. Since when does an Aburame know genjutsu? Especially one straight out of the academy!? But it got worse when multiple copies of the three girls surrounded him and that was when the gloves came off. He started to dodge some of them, but he couldn't dodge them forever. It was ingenious really, send out multiple fireballs, and under the coverage of the shadows of said fireballs, come out multiple strands of shadow stiches, then add in the fact that he doesn't get enough time between the attcks to cancel the genjutsu, and he doesn't know know what is real or not. Suddenly, a fireball comes at him as he dodges a tendril of shodow, and he braces himself for unbearable heat. But all it does is explode on his back, sending him off balance towards the ground. 'The fu-that wasn't hot at all! At anything, it was mild! So either she is new to the technique, or she's not aiming to kill. Latters highly unlikely, but she would've used a technique she's familiar with if she was aiming to deal damage, so why-' "GH!" Shinpi grunted as multiple little bitings over his body stopped him from moving, thus allowing him to get hit with more fireballs, in turn resulting in more bites over his body, making his supply start to dwindle down slowly. "The fu-" he muttered as he tried to move. Didn't budge. 'So THAT was there game! Hide Kikai inside the fireballs so that when I eventually got hit, I would stop at realizing what was wrong, thus allowing themtime to hit me even more, and not allowing me escape! They truly are a step above the rest- prodigies… just like my old sensei…NO! I won't let them turn out like that!' Shinpi thought as he heard the tell tale sign of a boulder coming at him.

'Meh, I'm kinda tired of this, so I'll end it in one E-rank jutsu… this should be good.' Shinpi thought as he waited for just the right time…NOW! He suddenly disappeared from the spot, confusing the other eight as they wondered what happened… it was also then that they saw that their view-point of the demolition of their 'Sensei' had changed to where they saw a rolling Choji( Again, girl name, look it up)coming at them at mach 2 speeds. It didn't help that he appeared behind her and kicked her to move her even faster at them. Choji rolled into them and they all took a mile long trip into a huge boulder, that, while stopping them, made the pain even worse. It didn't help that the boulder broke and landed on top of them, knocking them out. Suddenly, Shinpi appeared before them, face calm… before he broke out into a laughing fit. Eventually, he stopped by taking a deep breath and rubbing an imaginary tear from his… headband. "Eeeeeeh, I haven't had that much fun since the war. So I guess I'll help them out- just this once." He stated and did some handsigns.

"Doton: Iwa wa kurin' appu."

He said as the rocks suddenly jumped up and threw themselves back together behind him. " I honestly never expected for them to corner you like that." The Third stated as he walked up from behind Shinpi "Eh, they didn't corner me, I was assessing their skills. The six that followed my clone didn't exactly stand out, they may have been above average, but those three…" Shinpi said as he got a distant look in his eyes. The Third sighed as he put a hand on Shinpi's shoulder. " I know-" "No- no one does." Shinpi muttered harshly as he took the hand off his shoulder and turned around.

~End Flashback~

"Ah, yes, now I remember." The Third spoke as if for hearing it for the first time. "We really should get a new Hokage- one that doesn't forget as easily-" "WHAT! WHO ARE YOU? WHERE'S MARGARINE WITH MY BUTTERSCOTCH PUDDING? WHERE-IS-THE-PUDDING?!" The Third screamed as Shinpi sighed. "Exactly." "KONOHAMARU! IS THAT YOU?! GOD, WHAT HAS YOUR MOTHER BEEN FEEDING YOU-" "THAT'S ENOUGH OLD MAN!" Shinpi yelled as Sarutobi blinked and looked around. "Huh- oh yes, Shinpi! So-How'd the test go!" "I TOLD YOU 5 TIMES ALREADY HIRUZEN! AND I CAN GURANTEE THERE AIN'T GONNA BE A 6th!" Shinpi yelled as he started to walk away. " Seeing as how none of them got the bell, I'll be taking my ass out of this village-" :I wouldn't be so sure of that." Shinpi turned around quickly, feeling the smirk on Hiruzens face before seeing it. He looked at where Hiruzen was pointing, and froze when he saw what he was pointing at. It was of Shika standing, being the only one conscious, and also the only one with a bell.

"…FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Everyone in the village was startled from their daily tasks by the enraged howl to the heavens, and prayed for whatever person was going to be at the receiving end of that howl- not knowing they were praying for their hokage, the acclaimed 'Professor'.

Original Jutsu:

Doton: Iwa wa kurin' appu-Earth style: Rock clean up!

Rank: C

The user pieces together broken up shards of rocks and can form them back into any shape the user pleases.

And done. Sorry for not updating this sooner, but my lifes been hectic lately. Got hospitalized, needed to go through surgery, been down with Nmonia, brother deleted all my files on word… so yeah.

I will try to update the next chapter by next week, but at the rate I'm going, it'll probably be later. So sorry. But, good news is, while I was hospitalized, I got back into Pokemon! Go Pokemon X! Rate and Review! Thanks!