Here you go. Another chapter to satsify JasperAlice fans! :D I can't imagine. 11 reviews?? And this is just the beginning!

Here is another chapter of 'Alice In Chains' and I hope it's as good as I intended to make it. Okay, let's start this chapter before I spill out the entire chapter's contents in the author's note. Boy, I'm like that. Boring and tedious.

There JasperAlice will be there soon. And on my profile, you will find an EdwardBella idea that had been bugging me for a while so there you go. :D I do not own Twilight or anything. I just own Jasper...okay, I don't own Jasper either. So what?

Chapter 1 - Edward In Anger

I've never seen a boy who wants to kill me before.

He had this sorta got a half crazed, vampire-boy, gonna-kill-you-know look on his face as he walks towards me. His walk was so stiff that I keep staring at him as he walked. Don't make fun of him, kids. He had gotten a rare disease called Let's Kill Jasper and his symptoms were anger and hate for Jasper because idiot Jasper was talking about Alice Cullen as his wife. Edward walked towards me, his eyes locked to mine as I wondered if he's on drugs, too.

I really wanted a dose of heroin.

At least when I die, I'd die thinking about banging that Alice girl.

His eyes widened with anger as he grabbed onto my body and started to shake me constantly. "Edward!" the doctor exclaimed but he didn't stop. He just shook me hard as he demanded things that slurred together like: pony, rainbow, and pretty flowers but then, I realized that he really wasn't two years old and that he was actually threatening to rip my head off if I didn't stop. Didn't stop what? The only thing that was bad in me was the thoughts of banging his sister.

Edward threw me towards the bedside, let me hit my head on the wall and I breathed in and out.

"If you ever think about my sister like that again. I swear..."

Hi, Daddy.

Like I needed a lecture from him. My dad didn't talk to me this way.

Carlisle walked towards me and put his hand on my forehead to test for my temperature. I shook him off. "Just let me get outta here, doc. I see I'm not wanted here."

Carlisle shook his head at me. Like he cared. "Edward, please, he knows Alice."

"He thinks that Alice's his wife!"

Carlisle sat beside me on a chair. His hand was on my arm and he stroked it gently. "What did you remember before any of that?"

"We were fighting." I gasped. I could feel my face turn bone pale and I could feel as if my lungs couldn't hold in any air at all. My heart was speeding and my head pounded even more. Okay, I knew I had a brain and a heart. That was a good way to die, right? I shook my head. "Not with this psycho around. Where did you escape from? The CIA and FBI are looking for you."

"Funny, idiot," Edward retarded, sarcasm dipped in his tone. "Just stop thinking about my sister, okay?"

"Yeah, yeah. Like that would happen. If you could control what I see, I'll bet you'd make me see how you'd kill me. If you will kill me, do it now. Why not? I basically only remember Charlotte and Peter...and...Alice..." I stammered, thinking about how Alice looked like. Her devine beauty. Her beautiful golden orbs. Her short pixie hair glistening black. Edward looked like he'd slap me.

Boy, some crush I had. I felt like I've known her for a while.

And everything started to go hazy.

Carlisle jumped again, held my shoulder so I'd stay in place. "Edward, he's crashing!"

Crashing?

I could hear voices of beeping. Beeping. Beeping.

Edward held my shoulders so I'd stay in place while Carlisle - hazy, hazy, hazy. Man, watching Peter eat worms was easier. Not this! Not freaking this. And I felt Edward press me down onto the bed, not in anger, but so I'd stay in place - even better. It was either he was getting tired or it was because I was struggling and hurting myself. The beeping didn't stop. I felt like I was in a computer lab with a messed up computer.

"Jasper?"

Her voice. Sweet. Devine. Perfect. Honey-glazed. So far away.

"Jasper? Where are you?"

Heaven. God, take me away!

And everything just went black, but the beeping went regularly again. "I think he's in a coma." Carlisle's voice ragged through my head.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah," Carlisle repeated. "Jasper, can you hear us?"

Yeah, yeah. I can hear you. Loud and clear. Would you stop screaming?

What the hell?

It was all black.

And better than Edward looking like he was trying to kill me.

"I can hear that!"

Oh great.

Alice...

She was standing there, an umbrella in her hand and it was raining, raining, raining.

And I was a sleazy drunk there, looking at her like she was the most beautiful thing in the world. Take that, Charlotte! There were girls that looked better than you. But then as Alice walked towards me, I felt my heart stop. As corny as that sounded, I felt like I'd drop dead from shock. She was walking to me. And boy, she looked good, smiling and grinning. She was skipping, dancing, perfect. "Jasper?"

That voice I heard before everything went black.

Beautiful.

(Boy, I was lame.)

"Jasper? Where are you?" She was still holding her umbrella.

A sign of abodement. A sign of insecurity.

"Hell."

Because there's no room for me in Heaven.

(A boy can't get any lamer than this. Is this what I can't get a date?)

Everything was still black.

And I bet he can still hear my thoughts.

"I can."

Didn't he ever sleep? Didn't he ever go home?

"It's morning."

Oh great. He can hear my thoughts and he came here early morning. School?

"It's Friday."

Had I really been out for--

"Two days."

Will I wake up?

"You don't find that this entire 'I can read your mind thing' is kinda odd?"

No. I saw you do it before, cheese ball. It's nothing new.

"What?! Dad! He says that he knows that I can hear his thoughts!"

Another chapter and hopefully, it's good.

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