End of story one. If you wish to continue, please read story two. (If you do then in my opinoin you have good taste in stories.)
Mini story #1
Gypsy's origin, Gypsy's mom is a worrier?
At Ed and Al's house, Gypsy was skimming through the closet and found a big box that says: Don't ever open!
She opened the box and found home movies.
Gypsy's origin
Cool that's me, I wonder what origin means?
Operation baby killer, Cici the deviant
Mistletoe oh no!
cool I'll show Tamaki!
She found Tamaki in the living room eating a bone.
Tamaki: Hi my little Rouge, wha-cha up to?
Gypsy: Hey Tamaki remember in Episode one, almost the very end we had that flash back about you and me?
Tamaki: You mean when we were at the movies and you fought off those nasty crows? I loved that scene!
Gypsy: Well yes, and no, I mean when we first met.
Tamaki: Oh, but of course that's when I met my wonderful companion, you!
Gypsy: Right well I wanted to tell the readers why we didn't put this one tinnie Winnie little part of the story in. I was a little bit upset. When they said they didn't have room left because it was already long, and had to cut some parts out like this one and two others, and probably much more….. so sit back and relax and maybe something would come up.
Then the light went out and the movie screen went down. It counted down: 5, 4, 3,2,1. The screen played. It showed a car driving at a top speed of 60 mlph, he threw a black trash bag out the window. The bag wiggled and out came a pregnant cat. She started limping on the icy, cold snow. She'd been half beaten and bloody, her half dead body broken trying to find a place to have last litter. Then she collapse near a lake that was close to a farm where herds of sheep, pigs, cows, and dogs roomed, a rooster crowed to greet the dawn.
I look like her. Thought Gypsy.
I need to make it somewhere, anywhere and then after I give birth I'll visit that lake and end it. End my pain, end my suffering. Thought the female cat.
Then she picked up her legs and walked to the barn door and collapsed. She scratched weakly at the door.
The female cat: Please let me in!
She said in weak voice. Then there came a voice from the barn.
Male voice: Go away No Solicitors!
Female voice: But Bingo she's sounds like she's weak, and plus it's really, really cold.
Bingo: No, I need a good explanation Jewel.
"Bingo? Jewel? That sounds like my Parents!" Thought Tamaki.
Voice 3 female: Mooohh come on Bingo, that's so unfair to make her wait outside in the cold for an explanation!
Male voice 4: Bessie's right, it's unlike you!
Bingo: That's beside the point Aztec! We don't even know her!
The female cat: You want an explanation, fine I'll give you a Fucking explanation! I'm Fucking cold, I'm Fucking tired, I was Fucking beaten to death, my master and my mate were total assholes, and I'm Fucking giving birth here!
There was whispering in the barn.
Jewel: Well, what are we going to do Bingo?!
Bingo: I don't know,… Fine she can stay but she better not be a cat!
Jewel: I'll be laughing if she is a cat.
Bingo: What was that?!
Jewel: Nothing, nothing.
Then they heard a thonk behind the door. They turned to each other and opened the door.
Jewel and Bessie: (Gasp) Oh my God!
Bingo: She's a Fucking cat!
Jewel: Is that all you care about?!
Bingo: Yes!
Jewel: Well you're so heartless!
Then Jewel went out to help the cat in. She put her in the warmest part barn.
Jewel: This is the warmest part of the barn.
The female cat: So, you saved me and my litter, as for that I thank you.
Jewel: Oh, no problem we're all family here.
Jewel: So where did you come from and what is your name sugar?
The female cat: I came from the back end of Detroit, where it's every cat's nightmare, I hate kids in Detroit. They ether shoot, put bags of sand on our feet, or torcher us. My name Stella.
Then she felt pains in her stomach.
Jewel: Stella!
Stella: It's ok, I've given birth before, I felt this pain before.
Jewel: I know, I've been through it too, I guess it's been awhile…..
Stella: Can I ask you something, I'm dying and I want my babies to be safe, can you raise them for me?
Jewel: oh, hun that's asking too much and….
Bingo, Bessie, and Aztec listen to the Whole conversation.
Bingo: And the answer is No!
Jewel: Bingo!
Bingo: Listen Cat, we don't know you, and we don't raise cats!
Stella: Please, I'm dying you bastard, if I die and my children aren't safe I'm coming after you.
Bessie: Ya go girl!
Aztec: Wow, she put you in your place!
Bingo thought about for a second.
Bingo: Fine, but don't blame us if they turn out, like they're confused on what they are…. Cats!
Stella: Fine…. Just promise me they'll be safe.
Bingo: Fine!
She gave Birth to 5 Kittens, 3 female, and 2 males. All 5 looked dead and broken. Stella looked at all of them and sobbed.
Stella: All that for nothing?! I can't fucking believe it! I should of killed myself when I had the chance.
Then one of them moved. It was a tiny orange kitten with a ragged ear. Stella smiled and sighed.
Stella: Well at lest you made it my little one at least I got to know you . But the sad thing you won't know me.
Then she licked her on the nose. She got up and hobbled out the barn.
Stella: Thanks once again my new friends for doing one last thing for me before my death, Aztec, Bingo, Jewel, and Bessie I bid you good day!
And she left to lake. The next day the farmer came out to his front porch, there was a trail of blood leading up to the barn door.
The farmer: What the HELL?!
He found a young kitten by Jewel, he thought it was weird that Jewel was nursing a stray, then he noticed the blood went back out and he followed the trail to the lake, and saw a body of the cat in the lake.
The Farmer: That poor girl, I don't understand what you went through, but whatever it was I hope you're at peace.
He looked across the lake and plans, the wind picked up and a piece of newspaper hits him in the face. It said Rochester pound needs kittens!
The farmer: So, this is what you want, ok after your kitten becomes 3 weeks I'll send her there.
After 3 weeks the farmer he took her to the Rochester and they took her in, he got over 300 for her. Then he saw two boy's coming out of the pound.
The man with the hat: Howdy Boys!
Ed and Al: Hi!
The man with the hat: Nice… uh weather we're haven'.
Ed and Al: Yeap.
They opened the door. And he left. The movie ended and they started the next.
Mini story #2
Operation baby killer, Cici the deviant?
Alex went to school and felt a thing for Misty. He was with his friend about Misty. Alex dropped of a letter by Misty's locker. He got to first hour where Misty, and her guard dog Envy was.
Alex: So, do you think I have a chance with her?
Chris: I don't know man, I heard some bad rumors about her!
Alex: Like what?
Chris was about say something, but he was rudely interrupted by John.
John: I heard she's a bisexual slut. She slept with so many Men and Women over several times.
Alex: Well what should I do?
Chris and John: I don't know man.
Then he got home. His sister was in the kitchen and stopped and looked at him.
Cici: Oh, what's wrong with you?
Alex: Do you remember a girl named Misty?
Cici: Yeah she's the girl that slept with a handful of those men and woman right? Why? You don't have a crush on her do you?
Alex: Well…
Cici: Oh, my God you do! My big advise to you don't ever hook up with her, promise me you won't! She hurt me!
Alex: How?!
Cici: When she got into a fight with my friend Imonie and Desiray, she threaten me and said I was next.
Alex: Well don't worry I won't date her, I promise.
Cici: Oh, Alex invite your friends over for tomorrows planning of destroying Misty's life!
The next day all of Alex's friend's came to his house to plan what torchers for Misty. Timmy wasn't listening to Cici or Alex. He was paying his attain to Alex's dog Nugent.
Timmy: Who's a good dog?!
Nugent was so happy to see Timmy. He loves playing with Timmy.
Nugent: Man, Timmy is soooooo great!
Alex: Alright we all know Misty right? So how are we going to ruin her life?
They gave off blank stares.
Cici: How should we do it, oh I know…..
Cici's plan
Cici: We'll go to the nearest voodoo priestess, and see what she has, then I want you to go to the prom with her.
They went to the Voodoo priestess. She was a heavy set African- American that was in the middle of sacrificing a chicken.
Timmy: Hey, why do you chop the head off of a chicken?
The Voodoo Priestess: For food, what do you guys want?
Alex: We want something that would teach someone a listen.
The Voodoo Priestess: Yeah, who?
Alex: This slut at school.
The Voodoo priestess: Well whatever's in the shop.
Alex was intrigued by this. Alex looked all around her shop.
Alex: A voodoo doll, voodoo charms, Ohh potions!
Alex pointed to the bottle in front of him.
Alex: What's that?
The Voodoo Priestess: Oh, that? That is the curse, but I should warn you…
Alex: Will it do the trick?!
The Voodoo Priestess: It will and more, but I should warn you the last person wanted to get back at his wife, he made a grave mistake…
Alex: I don't care, as long as it gets the job done.
The next day at school, ( this was before he sent the letter) he went to locker number 300 he thought it was Misty's, he played the oh my locker is stuck game with a janitor. He left the potion in the locker. After a few days he sees Misty happy and healthy. He went back to the priestess.
Alex: What the hell it didn't work!
The priestess: You have to give it to the next full moon.
The next full moon nothing happen to Misty, the next day rumors spread like wild fire saying someone went Missing and they found wolf fur near the town. Alex went home, and felt bad for the person he put " The Curse" on.
Alex: I can't believe I gave that potion to the wrong person! Well I better ask someone about where Misty's locker number is when I send that letter, and I need someone that takes pictures.
A week before Prom Misty was surprised by a camera guy staking her house. He took a picture of her half naked and plastered it on a bill board near the high school. Misty got in embarrassed.
Alex: Mission one completed.
Then Prom came, he took her on the dance floor. Then he offered a drink to Misty, she took it and drank it. Then she collapsed, he took her along with his 4 friends and have their way with her. After 2 weeks Alex and Cici got into a verbal fight with Misty. Then Cici got an idea, she recently bought a banana from the lunch line, she ate the banana and threw the banana peel on where Misty was going to be. Then Misty turned and fell.
Mini story #3
Mistletoe oh no!
it was December 24, 2011. And Misty and Envy was invited to Misty's Aunts Janda's house. Misty was really excited to see Her Aunt, Uncle, her two cousins, and most of her friend Jen, which was her Aunts friend.
Misty: Oh, Envy I can't wait for you to meet Jen!
Envy: Jen?
Misty: She's not really related to us, but she's a good friend.
Envy: So, what time does this thing start?
Misty: Tonight at 6:00. We need to get ready.
Envy: But it's only 3:00 p.m.
Misty: I know but it gives me time to bathe, get ready, and you need to help me with my hair and make-up.
Envy: Well, let's hop to it.
Misty went upstairs, before Misty got into the shower, she turned on the radio and was listening to last Christmas.
Misty: Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Misty was shampooing her hair.
Once bitten and twice shied
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Merry Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying 'I love you', I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kiss me now, I know you'd fool me again
Then Envy heard Misty singing, he was intrigued by her voice. He went up there and waited for her in her room.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Then Misty thought about the last person she ever loved. John her cousins friend. But the last she heard she had girlfriend a skinny girl, with big boobs, and total fake bleach blond hair.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
A crowded room and friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me, I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
Then Misty thought about Josh, Cory, Brandon, John, Reed, Roy, Franky, Matt, Jake, Alex, and Brad. A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A girl on a cover but you tore her apart
Maybe this year
Maybe this year I'll give it to someone special
Cause last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
She started to tear up.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
And last Christmas
And this year
It won't be anything like, anything like
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Then Misty turned off the shower head, and got out. Then Misty came into her room to find Envy crying.
Misty: Sugar, what's wrong?
Envy: Your singing, that was beautiful, mommy how come you never told me you can sing?!
Misty didn't say anything as she sat down on her bed. Envy sat down behind her and started branding her hair. It took maybe an hour to get ready, Misty was wearing a blue dress with sparkly dress demands, and blue dress shoes, Envy wore a black tux with blue tie, black shoes, and nice cuflings, and he wore his hair back like a gentleman. They left at 5:00, when they got there Misty was talking to Jen. Envy went into the restroom.
Jen: So Misty, who's that handsome devil, you were with. He seems like he's from Asian Descendant.
Misty: He is, he came from Tokyo, Japan… He came to us by the exchange student program.
Jen: Oh, so is he your boyfriend?
Misty: Well…
Then Aunt Janda came into the room.
Aunt Janda: Ah, Misty the person I wanted to see, so the other day I got a call from a secrete admire, for you.
Misty: Who like Ted Bundy, Jeffry Dummer, of Henry lee lucus?
Aunt Janda: Oh, sure like I'll invite a rapist, or a person that likes dead things into my house.
Then Dave and Ronda show up.
Dave: Hey, Merry Christmas all you Guys and Ghouls!
Misty shows her Dave.
Aunt Janda: Well, ok… at least he's not a rapist.
Misty: Well, thank god!
Then Joel, Hannah, Steven, and Shane comes into the room, then Envy comes into the room.
Dave: Hey, I never saw you around here before, what's your name?
Envy: Envy, Envy Ray Hatochi.
Ronda: That's interesting, so are you named after a sin that what you are or…
Envy: Well my real name is…
Then the door opened up to let in a pale freckled figure in the door, it was Misty's worst nightmare. It was John, Misty's sixth crush. But she also is mad at him for breaking up with her through Face book, then blocked her on face book, and what really draw the line John got drunk and burned him in the shoulder.
Misty and Joel: Why the Fuck are you here?!
John: Oh, what you don't want me here, I'm so insulted. Especially from my Brother from anther mother, and my Girlfriend.
Envy looked at Misty, then Misty got pissed.
Meanwhile in Misty's wonder land at the insane asylum a weasel with one eye was rocking back and forth sucking his thumb. Then he thought about a plan that might finally get him out of the insane asylum.
The weasel: For 7 years I put up with this now!
As he thought.
The weasel: I must find a way out of here, before I'm going to speak in rhyme!
Then he went by the bars and hit his head. Then somehow he went through the bar and acknowledged he was out of that jail cell. He rushed out and caused some havoc, he found a computer. He signed onto a name of Buck Banister Wild. He opened up the profile of John and what he was to Misty.
Buck Wild: Well old chum, it looks like you're at the end of line with you mate…. So you were in a relationship, then broke up with her, then you burned her cousin, mate you should be locked up… better yet I'll do this instead.
Then He tapped into nervous system and he typed this in the computer.
Misty: I'm not your girlfriend, in fact you broke up with me on face book, then blocked me, oh, and I love this one, if you can't face me like a real man and get your current Girlfriend to fight your battles for ya, oh that's right I befriended your girlfend!
Then John backed away with a awkward laugh, and the whole party ohed, awwed.
Misty: Then I thought to myself who in their right mind would want to date your sorry ass?!... you know to tell you the truth, I would feel sooooo bad for them.
Then John looked down.
Misty: I guess this means I won, see John the good thing about being me is that you won the battle but I won the war, and for these reasons:
I won the people's trust by being nice and understanding, while you force them to believe you into doing something that they don't want to do.
You are a sniveling, conniving, disgraceful rat that lies, and I don't need no two timers in my life so excuse me!
Let's go to the other room Envy!
Then Misty Went to the other room with Envy. Misty heard cheering after she left. In the other room Ed(Amy) and Hannah were playing apples to apples, then Joel came into the room and sat by Misty and Envy.
Joel: So, was that the truth about John?
Misty: (Sigh) Yeah, every last bit of the truth.
Joel: I'm so sorry that he hurt you, I knew I should told you everything about him, before you meet him, but your probably mad at for not telling….huh?
Misty: I'm mad, but not mad at you, I'm mad for being the last one told, but it's not your fault, it's only his fault, I mean what " Friend" "Accidently" gets drunk and burns an enisle "J" on a friend's shoulder?! If that was me I would of said you crossed the line!
Joel: And another thing why is he here? You know I hate Japs!
Envy: What?!
Misty: Joel!
Hannah comes in to the room.
Hannah: Joel your a racist!
Misty: No shit Sherlock!
Hannah: Your out of your mind Donnie!
Misty: Do you mean The Big Lebowski?
Joel: Yeah, you know why too, think about Pearl Harbor!
Misty: Joel!
Envy: To clarify this not all Japanese people did that, I wasn't even born yet, so why are you picking on an innocent person?!
Then he got up and walked away.
Envy: What the hell was his problem?!
Misty: I…I'll be right back I have to talk to him.
Then Misty went to find Joel, then she ran into John.
John: Look Misty I'm a changed man, I'm going to concealing, what can I do to prove my undying love?!
Misty: One get out of my way and let me look for my cousin, and two leave this place and never come back, in my life or my cousin's life, so that you won't hurt my cousin anymore, or me for worrying about him…. You don't belong in this fruits basket.
John: Wha? What are you talking about a fruits basket?!
Misty: Never mind I forgot you're juvenile delinquent! Now if you excuse me I need to find my cousin!
Then Misty pushed him out of the way. She found him in the family room.
Joel: Why did you bring him here? You know how I don't won't his kind here.
Misty: I- I had no choice Joel, your mother invited him.
Joel: Well, there's something about him that I don't trust.
Misty: If you're implying that I have a thing for him, I don't he's just a friend nothing more.
Joel: Oh, I thought he's was your boyfriend?
Misty: No, but if you tell John I'll kill you. Because I don't want him to know that I'm single.
Joel: I'll keep your secret, plus I know he's no good for you.
Misty: Thanks.
Then she gave him a hug. Then after a while Misty was sitting under the Mistletoe not knowing it was there. Then Envy on one side and John on the other side comes into the room. Then Envy spies John.
Envy: I got to get to Misty before John.
John: I got to get to Misty before that bastard from Japan, gets to Misty.
The rush for the prize is on. So they jump attacked each other. Misty got nervous. Envy and John were exosted. Envy reached up to Misty.
Envy: Misty, please you know he's a cheating scum bag!
Misty: Yeah, I know, John I'm sorry but you are a scum sucking sleeze bag.
Then Envy grabbed her and kissed her. They go home and the next morning she pondering about what that kiss was and went to Envy and she asked him what was the kiss for.
Misty: What was the kiss for?
Envy: well I was trying to save you from John.
Misty: thanks.
Envy: Oh, and there was a mistletoe.
Deleted scene #1
Misty's nightmare
Misty was in the middle of nowhere by herself. Then a black cat crossed her path, she kept on walking. Then a flock of crows turned into a flock of ravens that were chanting "Never more!" then the ground shook violently and the earth opened up and a 50 foot red and black snake with ram horns, slowly came up from the ground. It opened its mouth and said
The snake: Amodiosss come with Amodiosss and I'll show you your eternity!
Then he opens his mouth to showed two poisonous fangs. He gobbled her up without poisoning her she was falling forever she saw fire all around her, then an orange came flying towards her it stopped and spun around and showed it's ugly little face. It had Hitler's mustache and a German accent.
Misty: Oh, my god you're, you're….
The orange: Zhat iz correct! I am an orange, and I'm Aldof Hitler the mozt naztyezt guy ever zince Jack the ripper and Don Alcapone! Hey have you heard thiz joke? Uh hum… kock, knock….
Misty: who's there?
The orange: Banana. Knock, knock.
Misty: Who the fuck's there?!
The orange: Banana. Knock, knock.
Misty: This is getting fucking annoying.
The orange: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? Ha ha ha!
Misty: OH GOD I'M IN HELL!
Then without a doubt a white wolf with a green hair saved her.