Me: hello welcome to chapter two

Riku: she felt like being a moron, so she turned this one shot into many one shots

Me: ummm... yah

Riku: Nexlei does not own Kingdom Hearts or any of the other random refrences.

Me: but i do own this cup of coffee (holds up coffee)

Riku: r-a-n-d-o-m

Me: whatever on with this story

Styrofoam Cups

Roxas stared at the red can from across the room. His eyes radiating concentration and his nose scrunching up, in frustration. Bo he was not having a staring contest with an inanimate object… that would be silly, instead our buddy Roxas was attempting to harness his nonexistent telekinetic powers and move the small can of Coke to the table in front of him… with his mind.

Yes Roxas was lazy. Well when it came to getting drinks anyway. He glared at the can as if he was mad at it for not moving to him. He was really thirsty after all. But as always Roxas's laziness won out and he stubbornly refused to move from his position at the kitchen table to get up and walk all the way across the kitchen to get the drink. He didn't need it… that's what he told himself.

The can was taunting him (in the most taunting way a can could… it is inanimate after all). He wanted to drink the sweet and fizzy drink so bad… so so so bad. So thirsty he was. So lazy he was…

Just to inform you, Roxas was not the usual lazy type that sat around all day, and never did anything for the betterment of anyone. He was not fat, and he did not sit on the couch all day watching the same game show rerun from the seventies over and over. No, that was not he. His laziness was very selective.

And it just so happens that we have caught him in a lazy mood. So here we have it… a blonde boy staring at a can.

I guess that his would be a good place to end our little short story, since the author too is feeling rather lazy, and she has already clearly described what Roxas was doing and why. But the important part of this short story is not in what Roxas was doing during that one lazy moment it was what will happened next.

By what will happen next of course I meant when Axel suddenly burst through the door, snapping Roxas out of his lazy stupor.

"Hey Roxas," Axel said taking a seat across from him at the kitchen table comfortably, as if he owned Roxas's house himself.

"Hi" Roxas said, "would you mind getting that soda for me," Roxas said pointing at the can of Coke that lay across the kitchen.

"Like hell… it's your house and I'm a guest," Axel pointed out, leaning the chair back on two legs and attempting to balance himself.

Roxas sighed and finally gave in, he heaved himself off his spot on the chair and got the soda while the 'guest' spontaneously knocked himself and the chair strait backwards (note to children leaning back on two legs of a chair and trying to balance yourself with out holding on to anything will end in a disaster… trust me).

"So buddy how have you been, we haven't had a chance to hang out to much since you got back from camp a week ago," Axel started, picking himself and the chair off the ground.

"Axel… we saw each other every day since I got back," Roxas commented, shaking his head at his friend's exaggeration.

"Yes but we haven't don anything… flashy…" Axel said, meaning that he was in a pyro mood. Nothing new really.

"I can't today," Roxas said with a sad look on his face, he did enjoy the flashy-ness that always came with his and Axel's schemes.

"If you are skipping out on me because you arranged a phone call with that Namy-noodle what's her name girlfriend that I have yet to meet, even though I'm your best friend…than I hate to have to say this to you but your whipped"

"It's Namine, and no, mom is making me help with Larxene's stupid party, because of that prank we pulled last month" Roxas said, after taking a drink of his soda. Larxene was Roxas's sister; she was a year older than him and thought that he was 'a little brat' (not the most creative way to insult you brother… but she will work on it for the future). Anyway, last month, Roxas and Axel had thought it would be fun to reenact some crazy old protest for something or other by burning his sister's underwear in a fiery pit.

It was made of that freaky synthetic stuff that sparks when it burns… it was quite the show.

Well anyway, now the lazyish boy was being forced to help out with his sister's party. So it would be he who would be the slave dog running around, and buying all of the preparations needed for the party from the supermarket… the dullest place on earth (unless you're a starving hobo).

"Aww that sucks," Axel said, thinking of a way to go around this situation and possibly still have an interesting day.

"Yes," Roxas said.

"I know… I could come to the supermarket with you and we can buy a loaf of wonder bread… and than set it on fire in one of the carts in the parking lot," Axel declared like it was the most brilliant thing in the world… he declares things like this for all of his ideas… even the dumb ones.

"No that would be just stupid, and if mom found out…" Roxas couldn't finish the sentence in fear of his mother's punishment.

If it were any other person reacting to the idea of being punished by a parent in that way… than one might suspect child abuse… but not in Roxas's case, he was simply afraid of being sent on stupid, boring and time consuming errands… again… for that was the worst punishment for a person like him.

The two sat in silence for a minute trying to think of a way to still have a fun day. It was than that Axel had a revelation.

"Roxas… you sister's favorite soda is root beer right," He asked in a cheery voice that clearly had something behind it.

"Yes, ummm poison is not an option… no matter how dreadful my sister can be… I'm not that evil," Roxas said, both excited about the new idea Axel was about to tell him, and terrified at the same time.

"Styrofoam cups," Axel said as if it was the meaning of life, or the answer to some big question (what came first the chicken or the egg? Why styrafoam cups of course).

"Ummm what exactly do we plan on doing with the Styrofoam cups?" Roxas said expecting some sick answer that would make him regret drinking his coke.

"Serve the root beer," Axel snickered.

Yes he had finally cracked, Roxas thought, Axel had gone off his rocker, and he had lost whatever marbles he had had to start with. How on earth was this going to be entertaining?

"So were going to be waiters," Roxas said confused

"No, your going to be buying the supplies right… so when you do get Styrofoam cups instead of plastic or paper," Axel said sill not explaining fully.

"WHY," Roxas shouted with a short temper.

"Well, I learned in science class that there is a certain non-harmful- to- drink acid in root beer that causes it to eat right through Styrofoam…" Axel declared happily.

"So my sister and her friends are going to drink it and than think that they are being killed by the acid in the cups," Roxas said catching on, "and panic".

"Yes," Axel said smirking.

"Brilliant," Roxas said.

So it was decided between them that they would play this prank on poor unsuspecting Larxene and all of her friends. Oh it was good to be a prankster… so fulfilling… anyway…

Supermarket

Axel went with Roxas to the supermarket, just for the sake of feeling like he was in on the action of the plan, even though that the plan actually required no sneaking around like there usual ones, it was still somewhat exciding walking down the isle past the paper and plastic cups, and than proudly placing the Styrofoam ones next to the five bottles of root beer.

It would be an interesting party, and Roxas had of course asked his parents if Axel could hang out with him upstairs later that night so he could see the brilliant effects of there plan too.

"Its not to late for the wonder bread idea," Axel said as Roxas pushed the cart filled with party things past the bread section.

"Moron," Roxas said to his friend knowing that Axel would not rest until they eventually did burn that wonder bread out in the parking lot… maybe in another chapter.

The Party

Yes I skipped a few hours, but nothing really interesting happened during that time except for some decorating and several staring contests between Roxas and Axel.

One by one all of Larxene's guests arrived. It was a relatively small party compared to some, it only had about twelve guests.

Roxas and Axel were sitting diligently by the root beer and styrofoam cups. They knew that they had to have perfect timing to cause mass panic.

If it was only one person who thought that they had just drunk poison than it would be nowhere near as fun as confusing an entire group of people. The disorder that their antics would soon cause would go down in history.

So the plan was to wait until all of the guests where there, than to pour all thirteen drinks (twelve guests plus one Larxene equals thirteen… Roxas's lucky number) into the cups and serve them on a tray all at once to the guests.

Based on a test run that Roxas and Axel had preformed, they had around forty five seconds to get all of the drinks out before the acid ate through the cups.

The old clock in the living room chimed eight times just as the last guest arrived. Roxas gave a small nod to Axel and lined up all of the cups for easy poring.

Axel unscrewed the top of the bottle and poured all thirteen cups to the top with root beer.

With a smirk Roxas lifted the tray that the drinks sat on and carried them to the living room, handing them out to all of the guests as quickly as he could (sometimes it seemed forcefully).

Roxas had handed out all of the cups in under thirty seconds. Axel than handed him a Styrofoam cup filled with root beer that he had poured while Roxas was handing out the other thirteen.

The boy's smiled at each other and clinked their cups together with the word cheers, said, and than they each chugged their cups until there wasn't a drop left.

"Five… Four…three…two…one," Axel counted down, literally half a second after that, there was a complaining voice on the other side of the room about a defective cup, than another, and another…

Larxene, not being too stupid, figured that it was almost impossible that all of the cups be defective, so she quickly lifted up the cup to get a good look at the bottom, to see where the leek was.

What she saw made her gasp… not a girly little weak gasp… but a WERE GOING TO DIE gasp. At the bottom of her cup she saw a small hole where the leak was… but it was SPREADING… the cup was getting eaten away.

"T-t-the drink… its got ACID," She dropped her cup, which cleanly broke apart on the floor after being weakened by the root beer.

All around them, the teenagers were screaming, and shaking in fear. Roxas and Axel found this to be a good time to practice there acting skills, as they put "panicked" faces on and began running in circles like headless chickens moments after there head was cut off.

At some point someone must have called nine one one. The ambulance and police came with there flashing red lights and sirens, it of course only scared the teens even more… one even fainted… the funny thing is that it was a guy… named Lexaeus.

"We are here to help you everyone calm down," A police officer said as he led some of the teens to an ambulance waiting in front of the house.

A while before the police arrived Roxas's parents, had herd the commotion and came down expecting to be giving Roxas a lecture... but instead they had walked into a display of chaos curtsey of the "poisoned" teens. The look on there faces... if only words were able to describe it.

Meanwhile Roxas and Axel were pretending to be panic stricken and were both fake hyperventilating as if they had some kind of breathing problem. The paramedics and police guided him and Axel to an ambulance since they too had been "poisoned".

It had to have been one of the most glorious pranks ever pulled…

Hospital

Roxas and Axel lay in two hospital beds with their hands behind their heads as if they were the kings of the world. Of course if anyone was to come in they would fake believe that they were going to die (Roxas had even managed a few fake tears for some of the paramedics).

"We should get an Emmy… or an Oscar… or whatever the name of the award for best actor is," Axel proclaimed happily.

"You would think that the poison experts would have figured it out at a glance… but I guess not," Roxas said referring to the slowness of the experts… well Roxas figured that when you are faced with such a big problem such as life threatening acid in soda, than sometimes you are too busy looking at the small things that you miss the big truth. Wow Roxas's thoughts actually made sense… he had to tell Namine. He smiled to himself.

The door creaked and Roxas and Axel turned their smiles to death scared frowns. In walked a doctor with a smile on his face… a smile that made you think that he was about to tell you that unicorns and fairies actually did exist. Yes it was obvious that this guy ether had too much coffee… or was high.

"Great news… Root beer always eats through Styrofoam like that because of a non harmful acid in it… so you're not dying," The doctor said. His smile made sense now… it was the kind of smile he gave to the people who thought that they were dying but actually weren't.

"Hurray" Roxas shouted trying to sound gleeful, and happy, like he didn't know a thing. Axel smiled what he wanted to be a smile of relief… They had fooled everyone again.

a/n Hello readers. About the styrofoam cup thing... i'm not sure if it actually works. But i have heard about something like this actually happening and people thinking that they were poisoned. So i wrote about it. i will be turrning this story into a bunch of funny one shots. I hope you have enjoyed it. Review... please (don't make me beg).