Disclaimer: Don't own Ben 10. Yep.
Author's Notes: I got nothing, anyone want a cookie?
An Interesting Day
So right after that I walked into the living room. I was immediately greeted:
"Go away" by my lovely sister Gwen
"Hiya" by that weird girl who's name I can't remember so I call her uh... IzzyWhatever...yeah.
"Hi," By Zuzu...
And then it just had to happen; yep the stupid pants fell. Then the stupid boxers with the pink bunnies showed. Why the heck does Grandpa even have this? Then IzzyWhatever just has to make it worser by making fun of me,
" HAHAHA!!OMG PINK BUNNIES?! YOU'RE SUCH A SISSY LOSER!!"
Can you believe it? I saw Zuzu blush, and Gwen gave me a weird look, probably thinking
Why the heck are you wearing that?
I stared at the girls, frozen. Finally my brain woke up.
MOVE IDIOT!!
And I ran as fast as I could till- I tripped over my stupid pants. Gwen and Zuzu went to help me up. And Izzywhatever just stared at me, blinked then was laughing her head off.
She touched my hand...Zuzu. Okay probably not in love of course, but to help me up. But still.
"Are you okay?" she asked.
"I-I-I'm o-okay th-thanks"
"Guys look he's blushing like a red tomatoe!!" Izzy just had to butt in.
But come to think of it now, I probably was. Zuzu and Gwen just glared at Izzy. Hahaha, serves you right!
"Can't you be a little nice?" Zuzu asked her.
"I could. But that's no fun," Izzy said in a fake innocent voice.
"Sigh what'll we do with you?"
While they were talking, I made a quick get away, and ran off to my room. Before anyone saw me.
I'm safe in my room. A big sigh of relief. But just then I hear knocking on my door. I look under the door to see who the heck's knockingon the door. It's Zuzu!!
What do I do? What do I do?!
Open the door smartness!
Right.
So I open the door. Sigh sweet and crazy Zuzu Crazel! She's so pretty! And then she was right about to tell me something . Suddenly I hear someone yelling,
" ZUZU CHECK THIS OUT GAARA IS DOING A FUNNY DANCE ON TV!!"
And guess who it is: Izzy. Man why does she enjoying ruining my life?
Zuzu hollered down,
" I'll be there in a second!!"
Then she turned to me,
" Sorry bout IzzyPuff, you know Isabel? She's kinda cuckoo-cuckoo."
So that's her name Isabel..hmm. Kinda? I say she's more like insane!
"Yeah I know."
" Anyway I came up to ask you..."
"What Is It?!"
"Well's there a dance on Friday at the old barn at the edge of town and..."
I know this was pretty stupid. And I probably didn't gain any points in the smooth catagory. But I was pretty excited and I jumped and yelled,
"YES!!"
And Zuzu was pretty nice about it. She didn't give me a weird look. Instead she was giggling!
Than that crazy Izzywhatever started yelling again,
" ZUZU GET DOWN HERE!! YOUR MOM PICKING US UP-NOW!!"
"Uh-oh. Well bye see you tommorrow!!"
And then she...she KISSED ME on the CHEEK!! I didn't think THIS would ever HAPPEN!! And it happened on the same day she asked ME OUT!!
And did I say something cool like those guys in the animes? Well...
"Uh okay."
Man I need serious help with the girls. Maybe that crazy girl was right. I probably do look like a red tomatoe. Well at least right now. And like an idiot I slammed the door in her face.
"Um okay then! GOOOOOOOODBYE!!"
She giggled and said,
"Oh okay then! See you tommorrow!"
I walked over to my bed, and sat on it. For like5 minutes, I swearI was in some weird trance. I just sat at my bedand stared at the ceiling. I guess I was shocked. You know my brain was trying to figure out if I really was awake, and if all that was really just a crazy dream. The only reasonIgot out of it was because some idiot was banging on my door.
"WHAT?"
I yelled.
"Ben it's your mother and she wants to talk to you!!"
It wasmy dad.
Oh great! I just hoped it wasn't what I thought she wanted to talk to me about.
I walked to the kitchen.
"Yeah what?"
" I heard Zuzu asked you to the Old Barn Dance"
Easedropper. I rolled my eyes.
"Yeah so?"
"Do you like this girl?"
Crap, I was right!It was what I thought.
"Whoa,whoa!! Don't tell me you're giving me the "Talk"!!
"Hmm, well.."
"NOOOOO!! Just stop right there, PLEASE!!"
"You're going to need to grow up,Ben!"
Oh come on! Are you serious?
" Grandpa told me already!"
" I know but you need a flashback."
" NO I DON'T!!"
Then I sat there on a chair in the dining room-defeated- Her telling me about the Birds and Bees. Ew yuck. God, whybirds and bees?
I was twitching a the whole time. Man why do grownups do this crap? When it was finally over I RANupstairs, grabbed a bunch of comics, and got that creepy talk out by reading a guy slapping a guy with a fish, and another about this hero saving his city.It was cool. But not as cool as me doing it!
But then I stopped, because Zuzu poped up in my mind! Boy she'spretty, her asking me out today was the best that happened. I can't wait until tommorrow! Not that I like school.
Hehe I do the same thing too. When my mom does that.Anyway hope you enjoy!Expect quick updates. We wrote this on papper so all I have to do is type it!! Hope you're enjoying it out!!
IzzyPuff Out
