Concrete Angels
I don't own the chipettes or chipmunks,I-I'm just going to cry in a corner now. WHAAAAAA!
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Claire was getting very annoyed of Brittany and Melissa bickering,still she tried to stay calm.
"Girls," she said calmly,"this is a funeral,try not to fight,and say your good-byes to Dave.Were about to barry him in like 5 minutes."
"Okay." The girls knew Claire was right.
Alvin's stomach all of the sudden started to hurt.
"Claire I don't fell so good."
"It's okay Alvin,you can have some pepto when we get home."Claire said sweetly.(you know whats going to happen, HES GOING TO FART!)
The baronial soon began. Everyone,even Chris Crocker was crying,even though he was crying about the Brittany thing,but he was still crying. glared down at the hole in the ground with a coffin in it,she gently tossed a rose down and it smoothly hit the coffin sad music was playing while the hole is slowly getting filled with dirt.
Na na
Na na na na na
I miss you
Miss you so bad
I don't forget you
Oh it's so sad
I hope you can hear me
I remember it clearly
The day you slipped away
Was the day i found
It won't be the same
Oh
Na na
Na na na na na
I didn't get around to kiss you
Goodbye on the hand
I wish that I could see you again
I know that I can't ooooooooooooh
I hope you can hear me
Cause I remember it clearly
I've had my wake up
Won't you wake up
I keep asking why
And I can't take it
It wasn't fake it
It happened you passed by
Now you're gone
Now you're gone
There you go
There you go
Somewhere I can't bring you back
Now you're gone
Now you're gone
There you go
There you go
Somewhere you're not coming back
The day you slipped away
Was the day i found
It won't be the same
Oh
The day you slipped away
Was the day i found
It won't be the same
Oh
Na na
Na na na na na
I miss you
The tombstone was already placed on the ground and it was neatly caved into the words:
Dave Seville
1963-2008
A fragile soul caught in the hands of fate.
R.I.P
Claire slowly took the chipmunks and chipettes back to the car. She had to stop by Walgreen's to get Alvin some pepto.
"Uh,oh" said a worried Alvin "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Alvin and he farted,it was very loud for his small chipmunk body.
"EWWWWW!"The other chipmunks and chipettes screeched. Melissa grinned evilly and pinned Brittany down.
"ALVIN!", she yelled "Give Brittany a beef stew!"
Jeanette started chanting"BEEF STEW! BEEF STEW!"Soon all the chipmunks were chanting,well except Brittany and Simon,they wanted no part of it.
"Okay," Alvin pointed his butt to Brittany's face and started to fart uncontrollably.
"GROSS!GET OFF ME IM GOING TO SUFFOCATE!Brittany pleaded,but it didn't work Alvin didn't stop.
"Simon,whats up with you?" asked Eleanor when she saw the look of Simon's face.
"All this is so sick I want no part of it."
"Suit yourself." Eleanor said in a non-caring tone.
"GUYS!" they heard a fimmilar voice,it was Claire."Let go of Brittany NOW! and apologize too."
Melissa rolled her eyes and let go off Brittany."Sorry," she said sarcastically.
Thats it for chapter 2!Just so you know,a beef stew is when you fart on someone's face to toucher them.ROFL!I don't own "I miss you" by Avril Lagvine.