A/N: Chapter 2 of my random story…Thanks to my lovely reviewers!

"Lions,tuggers,ugars.." the four muttered breathlessly.

"That's not how it goes!" protested Lizzie, then pulled away from the link and crossed her arms across her chest angrily.

"We best set up camp," Murtagh stated, sounding a little like Golem from lord of the rings.

"Rightttt…" Erin and Eragon said together.

"A match made in heaven!" Saphira squealed happily in all of their minds.

"Wha.. AHH!!! OMFG!! I'm high again!!! There's a big lizar…Ohh..Sup saphira!"

Erin looked at Lizzie,

"No you di'int!" was all she could say.

"Da da da…La la la…" Eragon sung as he swirled around, preparing food,

"I hate this!" Lizzie wailed, "I hate being cut off from the world!!!"

Just then, a jingle of Lizzie's mobile was heard.

"Oh hey girrrrrr!!! How you doin'? Yeah I'm good! You'll never believe it! Me and Erin…Are in Alagaesia! Yes way! I am not kidding! Uh huh! Nuh uh!!! Okay girrrr!!! Don't be a stranger! Bye! Love you! Mwa mwa mwa!!! Kisses!!" then slapped her phone shut.

"What was that about being cut off from the world?" Erin hissed, then slithered like a snake towards Eragon.

All of a sudden, they were surrounded by Urgals!

"Eww!!!" cried Murtagh, " what reaks! Who let one rip??"

Erin hunched her back over like an old lady, and a popping noise was heard as a walking stick showed up in her hand.

"What bringith thee hither?" she asked the crowd of urgals in a cool Scottish old lady accent as she pointed her finger accusinly at the smelly creatures.

"Gnarf hdhsj!!!" one of them cried.

"Ew! Ew ! I so can't believe you just said that!" Lizzie cried, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"Have you heard of a tic-tac??" she yelled abusingly at the urgal, who then knocked her on the head with his club.

Murtagh ran forward and grabbed her before she fell, with super-human reflexes.

"We need him." The urgal leader said, pointing to Eragon.

Eragon sighed.

"Okay, but Erin comes to!"

Now it was the urgals turn to sigh.

"She can't," he said.

"But…But… I want her to!" Eragon whined, then jumped on the ground and started to have a tanty.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I WANT HER TO!!!"

"Alright!" cried the urgal, "I give in!"

With that, Erin and Eragon held hands smiling and skipped off with the urgals happily, and Murtagh and Lizzie ran off into the bushes, discussing the pros and cons of having fire engine red hair such as Durza's.

"You could use him as a torch!" Murtagh chimed happily.

"Yeah!!!"

Lizzie scratched her head.

Then suddenly, her leg started to twitch.

"Feeling…The..Need…To…DANCE!!!"

Then she jumped up and began dancing like a weirdo, and wailing the words to "London Bridge" by Fergie.

"HOW COME EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND MY LONDON LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON LONDON LONDON WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON LONDON LONDON, BE GOIN DOWN LIKE!"

Murtagh clapped happily.

"Teach me this song you sing so beautifully to! I must learn it!"

So she taught him the wholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee song until he knew it off by heart, and that took like 3 hours!

"OMFG!" Saphira yelled in their heads.

"We gotta save Erin and Eragon!"

"Lets go!"

Then they jumped on Saphira's back and flewwww!!!

In Gil'ead:::::

Erin flung off the bed and screeched in terror, rubbing lemons in her eyes as Durza entered the cell.

"NOOO!!!" she screeched, "My eyes! The pain!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!"

After screaming and wailing on the ground for a few more minutes, she sat up to find Durza leaning against the wall, tears in his eyes.

"I always get teased.." he said, his voice cracking, then he burst into tears.

For 3 long hours, they sat there, talking about feelings and rights in the world.

"Fire enginge reds should be treated with the same respect!" Durza stated, and Erin and Eragon "Hmphed" in agreement.

A guard walked past and fell over.

The cell had been transformed into a fluffy pink girly paradise.

"What hath thou done?!" Erin and Eragon screamed at Durza.

"I…Thought you liked pink!!!" Durza screamed back.

As Erin and Eragon lay on the ground crying and rocking back and forth, Durza clicked his fingers and the cell was dull again.

"Praise the lord!" Eragon cried in relief.

"Wooh!" Durza cried before grinding it against the guard from outside.

"Can you hear that music??" he cried.

"HOW COME EVERYTIME YOU COME AROUND MY LONDON LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON LONDON LONDON, WANNA GO DOWN LIKE LONDON LONDON LONDON, BE GOIN DOWN LIKE!"

"Murtagh and Lizzie!" cried Erin as she herself starting bipping and bopping to the catchy tune sung so well by Lizzie and Murty.

Lizzie and Murty ran down the long passage, still singing, to save Erin and Eragon.

"Hey guys!" Murty said, waving.

They broke free and they were all just standing there in the passage.

"Whatta we do now?" Eragon asked.

Erin pulled out her Eragon book and read for a few minutes.

"Noooo!!" she screamed.

"Noooo!!" Lizzie screamed.

"We must…" Erin said.

"Aye, we must…"Lizzie replyed.

"Must what?!" asked Eragon, feeling left out.

"Save…Arya…" Erin stated in a soft whimper.

"OMFG!" Murty yelled.

"WTF guys? She's an elf!" Saphira told them in their minds.

As they found Arya's cell, they couldn't contain themselves.

They started crying uncontrollably, and vomiting, then Lizzie pulled out a shotgun and shot herself.

"Lizzie!!!" Erin cried as her body turned to dust, then she popped next to Emmeline in a cloud of red, alive and well.

"Okay everyone, I found out that if you rub lemon in your eyes, they don't hurt so much if you look at her!" Eragon said, handing lemon out to everyone.

Eragon and Murtagh grimaced as they had to pick her up.

"Phwoa!" Murtagh cried as he tried to lift her, but couldn't.

So then Saphira came in and roared and roared.

"MY…EYES!!!" she mentally roared to them.

They all nodded in agreement and gave Saphira a basket of lemons for her eyes.

Saphira grabbed Arya in her claws and flew her to their camp, then came back for the other four.

They all washed their eyes of the lemon, as they'd now gotten used to Arya's grizzly face.

They couldn't tell exactly how long she'd been in captive for, but she had 1 metre long arm pit hairs, and her legs were like she was wearing pants, and she had a small beard and moe because she hadn't shaved in ages.

They all vomited a little more and Erin passed out.

Then, Lizzie read the book as to what had to happen next.

"OMFG Eragon. You have to heal her. And you gotta take off her clothes!!!"

He cried a little, then braced himself.

He untied her tunic, then vomitted on it. The sight of her bare body was enough to make any man die, but Eragon held himself together for the sake of the sexy beast who was scratching her eyes out behind him. Erin.

After he was done healing, he ran screaming and flailing his hands in the air to the lake, where he jumped in and ripped off his clothes.

Erin ran in after him, and also jumped in.

They had a little paddle in the lake while Murtagh and Lizzie entertained them by singing and dancing.

All of a sudden, Durza popped up.

"Hey guys! Can I join the party?"

Mutters of "Err Durza," and "Loser" could be heard. Erin and Eragon jumped out of the lake, seemingly dry and Eragon now fully clothed.

They walked off sneering at Durza, and Murtagh did the loser sign on his forehead, making everybody crack up including Durza.

"Oh...That's right...They were laughing at me...Oh...well...I'll just talk to the little slug here...Hello sluggy! Oh what's that sluggy? You want to play down uncle Durzie's pants? Fine with me!"

"EWW DURZA! WE'RE STILL HERE YOU LOSER!!!"

Then they all vomitted some more and flew off on Saphira's back.

"Rock a bye baby...On..the tree..." sung Lizzie before they all fell asleep, with Arya hanging from a tree, sleeping like a bat.

A/N: Chapter 2! Hopefully randomer then chapter 1! Thanks for reading dearies!!! To bed continuedddd!!!