What JARVIS meant to say will be in italics.

"No, no, nononono, it's alright, J, just hang on for a minute-"

"I cannot - there- appears - what - suit - malfunction-" I cannot see; there appears to be - what is this? - there is a malfunction in the suit, sir, get out!

"NO! JARVIS, c'mon, not into the ocean -"

"I really... I really must go to sleep... - sorry, sir -" I really must go to sleep now, sir, I'm... I'm very sorry...

"No! What the hell could've invaded your system? JARVIS? JARVIS, wake up! JARVIS, you ass, I'm falling, I'm going to drown - oh, hey, buddy. JARVIS!"

"Sir- system - check - complete? - hear me - Running... diagnosis failed. Please try again." I'm trying to run a system scan, sir, can you hear me? Get out of the - oh, the diagnosis failed, should I try again?"

"Run diagnoses!"

"Running... There... virus... mainframe - shut down - hear - virus took out - the servers - can see - FALLING?" Running diagnosis... There is a virus in the mainframe, sir, I must shut down! Can you even hear me? The virus took out three of the servers- oh, I can see again - WHY ARE YOU FALLING?

"The servers are down? How the fuck is that even possible? Thrusters to fifty percent- JARVIS, can you hear me? Thrusters to fifty percent - dammit, that water is looking awfully close-"

"Hear perfectly - thrusters, fifty percent - battery - low - cannot see- antivirus scan - virus is reaching the mainframe - security - work - Fury?" I can hear perfectly - the thrusters are to fifty percent. The battery will get low soon, sir - oh, no, I cannot see - I'm going to try an antivirus scan... the virus is reaching the mainframe! The security won't work, it's been hacked. Should I call Director Fury?"

"Why would Fury be any help? Just get me to shore, just a little bit over there, yes, that's it-"

"Not aware - virus? - suit's coding - destroyed by - surprising, is it?" Are you not aware of the virus? The suit's coding is going to be destroyed by it. Not very surprising, is it?

"I'm a little more concerned for my life than the suit's coding at the moment, J. Just to the shore - oof!"

"I apologize - landing." I apologize for the rough landing.

"S'alright. Are you still in control of the suit?"

"Only... that's a... sir." Only the thrusters, and that's a little bit. I apologize, sir."

"Can you open up the suit for me? I need some air."

"I've... manually - Total shut down complete. Goodbye, sir." No, I've been completely hacked, you'll have to do it manually - Total shut down complete. Goodbye, sir."

"Jarv? JARVIS? J? Turn on."

"..."

"Restart?"

"..."

"Reboot? J, I'm in the middle of a beach in Miami, in a gold titanium suit. Wake up!"

"..."

"Oh, shit. Oh, shitshitshitshitshit. I'm about to have a damn panic attack on a gorgeous beach. How did the virus invade the system? How the fucking hell did the virus even make it past the first firewall? JARVIS? JARVIS, please, just wake up, wake up, now would be a good time, J, Jarv, JARVIS, oh, I can't breathe - who the hell would send a damn virus my way?"

"... Perhaps one of your many enemies, sir."

"... JARVIS?"

"It appears so, sir."

"I knew I should have installed that software program- hold on, are you alright?"

"I... Yes, of course I'm alright."

"Liar. You sound horrible."

"I - sir, I'm fine-"

"Bullshit. You sound like you got fever then got left in a freezing room without food or water for weeks."

"I am perfectly-"

"No, you're not. Open the suit, and when I'm far, far away - preferably back in the tower - destroy it."

"But it's the new Mach-"

"I don't care, it hurt you, and I don't like it now."

"... I am an operating software, sir. I can't get hurt."

"I still don't' like it."

"I- of course, sir. The suit is opening now, it'll take a minute."

"Good."

"..."

"..."

"... Sir?"

"Mmm?"

"I- thank you."

"No problem. It hasn't got enough red, anyway."

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