(I don't own IZ No ZADR and here's where things get tricky with new characters the Canadian Silent Hunters Leader is loosely based of my own character but I assure you things won't be friendly with the main characters even if I would love to hug them all if I met them in real life. I'm not against ZADR big fan of it actually but it would get in the way of the story line perhaps I'll write an alt universe of my alt universe just to write some)
Zim had insisted on coming along so they had to borrow a shuttler from supply to carry all of them plus the supplies Gir was sleeping on the floor and ghost hung from the ships roof, Dark booty had wanted to meet them in the early morning, the sun hadn't even fully crested the horizon yet they waited in a field just outside NASAPLACE, finally dark booty showed after code phrases given they dropped the invisibility cloaking which had improved since the megadoomer.
"Wow a real Irken ship and a real Irken a pleasure to finally meet you Zim. We had better get going even though it's early morning here our contact will be going to bed in a couple of hours" "I thought Western Canada didn't have that much of a time difference" "She's a bit of a night hawk" "Vampire?" "No something else altogether you will see when we get there"
They all piled into the shuttler and rose into space; Dark booty gave them the coordinates
N49 36'00.0 W114 26'00.00 and the sped off to the North West.
Descending back into Earths atmosphere they raced along grassland and were approaching mountains veering towards a pass they passed over wind generators their massive blades slicing the air, soon they were among the mountains and were greeted by a horrible site half a mountain was gone its rubble covered the valley a human highway cut through the middle vehicles sped along ignoring the massive destruction they passed through, too soon they passed the rubble field tuning into the mountain range they landed high in the mountains.
"Stay in the shuttler Zim" Dark booty said "Why should Zim Stay Put Zim has every Right to Be Along!" "The person who we are about to meet hates Irkens and with good reason, so it's best I just introduce Dib first then if she's willing to listen maybe you could meet her if you want" 'HURUMPH!" Zim sulked, now I'll call her
AAAROOOOOO
A dark Shape flashed against the moon circled the clearing once and landed in a deep patch of shadows "it's actually supposed to be pronounced AAAWWWRRROOOOO but close enough" a tall lady stepped into the moonlight wearing a long black duster black jeans and a grey sweater even though she was tall she didn't fit the normal skinny frame type that most tall lady's were, no she was broad shouldered and although she was not over muscular she looked like she could hold her own in a brawl "So what's this I hear about a impending alien invasion and why do you need my help?" Dark Booty pushed Dib gently forward "this is agent Mothman also known as Dib he is heading up the defense of Earth, Dib this is agent WolfWings" "I go by many names" she paced forward bent down went to shake Dib's hand stopped, she growled "you stink of Irken", before Dib could blink there stood a massive werewolf with equally huge wings in front of him, the beast picked him up by the head and gave him a good sniffing over, despite Dibs fear he decided to fight he started squirming and actually managed to accidentally land a punch on the beasts nose which got him dropped, fearing repercussions he fled to the invisible shuttler, WolfWings had turned back human "It's alright boy, I won't hurt you, but I would like to have a good talk with you and your friend who's in the shuttler with you, "Wait you can see past the invisibility?" "How else would I know that it's an Irken shuttler instead of a cruiser" When both Dib and Zim was standing before her and Zim was introdused. "Now Why Should I help out considering this defense plan involves Irkens?" "What do you have against Irkens anyway?" Zim asked
"Perhaps it is best if you know my story. You aren't the first Irken to visit planet Earth, I'm sure you know this Zim but your friend Dib won't. Irkens traditionally send out explorers to find planets that would be suitable for conquest. They usually travel in teams of six. I was out camping with friends deep in the mountains when a long range explorer team landed nearby, a long range team consists of 12 explorers, needless to say we were all captured. Like Invaders Explorers will capture and experiment on local life forms, I tried feeding them misinformation about Earth telling them about paranormal and mythical creatures, to my dismay they did find some and they thought it would be funny since I was so helpful in finding these creatures to do gene splicing experiments on me using the mythical creatures. They wanted to create the best killing creature ever nearly indestructible and unstoppable they did their job to well, I escaped and killed them all, unfortunately not in time my friends didn't survive the experiments done on them. I burned the bodies." "Did you destroy the base too? Is that what caused that mountain's destruction?" "Heh no. humans caused that slide in the early 1900's over a hundred years before the Irken explorers arrived"
"That's not the end of my tale I didn't destroy the base I used it to prevent other Irken explorers from coming here soon Earth became synonymous with death in the Irken empire hundreds of years passed until a invader showed up unfortunately most of the bases equipment was no longer serviceable all I knew little Irken is that you were here not where exactly. I never would have expected you to come to me"
Zim was visibly shaking "the great devourer I never thought, it was supposed to be only a scary tale told to little Irkens to keep them in line, they told of a off limits planet it's name lost to history where Irken explorers went too far in their experiments and one of the experiments ate all of them and any Irken that followed." "Yuck are you kidding me? Irkens taste bad I threw up after just tasting their blood in the rampage. Now that you know my tale why should I help you?"
"The Dhahmons are coming" Dib said
If she had been in her wolf for Dib would have sworn that her hackles would have raised and all her feathers lain flat, he never expected to see fear in this formable lady "That is Dire news indeed. An Irken invasion I can handle no problem but Dhahmons. I'm in even if it means working with Irkens we can't let the Dhahmons here they can and will eat ever thing. I caught one once snaking on one of the Irken explorers it got to the new encampment before I did. It wasn't pretty. I'll tell you this they are dammed hard to kill even if you had all of Earths defenses it will be a losing battle".
"The Irken Empire will be helping our armada is on the way and we have already received supply ships" "Help? Help themselves to Earth is more like it." "The Tallest promised that Earth would be a free nation in the Irken Empire with Humans as full members of the empire" "If it is true than that is truly incredible. However" she picked up Zim by the head he went still and quiet "if it proves to be false, I will be the destruction of the entire Irken Empire if the Dhahmons aren't" she put Zim down "I'll go relay the message to the tallest" he said and scooted of as fast as he could to the shuttler. "We have supplies for you, and would you be so kind as to pass on the info to the other Silent Hunters on this list" "Of coarse, I know why you came to me fist, the rest wouldn't trust this without my approval as I've got the most reason to hate Irkens."
Agent Booty went to direct the sir bots on unloading the supplies leaving Dib alone with Agent Wolf Wings "I don't know how you managed to become were-Irken but I'll tell you some things being were-anything will increase your lifespan the changes replenish the T-cells. Hang on to your humanity being two things can skew perceptions overtime so keep in human contact as much as possible. And I'll tell you one thing I found very useful Irkens go still like a kitten picked up by the scruff of the neck when they are picked up by their head, that's why they have great respect for taller beings, the second reason is most Irkens don't survive missions, all Irken children are put in the army or if they are good enough invader training, it takes someone canny to survive long enough to become tall. Now had you gone still when I picked you up that would have proven that you were an Irken masquerading as a human. Even a human too frightened to move will give subtle motion, most don't like being picked up that way and even frightened will squirm. I congratulate you on fighting." "Uh thanks contact us when the other Silent hunters are ready to receive their shipments."
(End chapter 2: I had wondered why a supposed unknown planet would come up on Zim's screen with it's name and why The tallest knew things about the planets they were sending invaders out to. simple they sent the explores in.
Yes the coordinates are real they will get you to a town called Blairmore Alberta. It's in a small mountain pass which has several small coal mining towns; one town named Frank was almost completely wiped out when half of Turtle Mountain fell on the sleeping town in 1903 the vast rubble field is still visible today)
