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This is an Omake story!
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Grammatical errors and Typo's are inevitable...I made some! be warned~
Chicken Soup for Daemon Spade
(Chapter two)
And so the kids went to do their tasks...
Gathering Fire woods…
"Ryohei-sempai, where can we gather fire woods?" Takeshi asked as he rolled his sleeves in preparation for his task.
"I EXTREMELY DON'T EXTREMELY KNOW TO THE EXTREME!"
"Ha-ha, how about the forest then?" Takeshi suggested pointing at a distance.
Ryohei looked at the direction and grinned. "OKAY EXTREME FOREST LOOKS LIKE IT HAS EXTREME FIREWOODS! LET'S GO THERE TO THE EXTREME!"
"Okay!" Takeshi stated cheerfully.
The two then picked the ropes and the axe they needed for tying and chopping the woods…*right beside a pile of newly chopped firewoods.*
Kyoya who saw everything since he was graciously near the window can't help but twitch at the two boys' idiocy. He just let them tough…it's two less herbivores, a favor on his part.
Meanwhile the two were on their way to the forest…
Catch a chicken…
Spanner can't help but twitch with annoyance as he watched Enma running away from the chickens. "You are supposed to be the one chasing them and not the other way around!" He stated a little frustrated.
"But look at the claws! The claws are scary!" Enma stated with fear "and the beaks! They are going to peck me to my own death!"
"You're exaggerating…" Spanner can't help but sweat drop.
"Whatever...waaaahhhh!" Enma was about to run away faster when he so uncutely tripped over his own two feet. What a blessing in disguise, he also managed to catch a chicken from the embarrassing moment.
"Hey! I caught a Chicken!" ah the pride of a young boy….
"Good! Now let's take the guts out and take the feathers off or maybe not. Yep just leave the feathers. Cut its throat and let the blood flow out, chop the chicken into many pieces…."
"What? We are going to kill the poor chicken?" Enma who had grown rather fond with the chicken after a few seconds of holding it tried to protect the chicken from Spanner and his…was that a knife? Uh oh!
"I thought you hate Chicken?" Spanner asked as he tried to inch closer towards Enma.
"Not Arturo! He's different!"
"Arturo? You even game the chicken a name…are you nuts? Is that even a boy?" Spanner sighed "Just surrender the chicken and it'll be over even before you realize it."
"No!"
"I'll make the chicken's life end as less painful as possible"
"No!"
"I'll give you one of my only sweets left"
"No!"
"I said give it to me!"
"No!"
…and so, the tag war over the chicken started~
Sit and Behave… Lambo style!
"Lambo-sama's going to behave and not annoy anyone! Gyahahahaha!
A few seconds later….
"Gyahahahahaha! I'm the awesome Lambo and you have to serve the awesome Lambo! Be Lambo-sama's slaves!"
*Mukuro twitched*
*Hayato glared*
*Kyoya looked like he wanted to 'bite' the cow to death*
*Tsuna sighed with defeat*
*Shoichi let out an awkward laugh*
*Chrome giggled… with strain*
…yep, Lambo, he already annoyed everyone present at the moment.
Washing vegetables, vegetables and vegetables?
Everything was going on well with both Chrome and Shoichi… after all; they just have to wash some vegetables. Maybe peel and slice afterwards…nothing hard.
That was until they came up with one problem…
"Chrome, was tomato a fruit or a vegetable?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"I D-don't know"
"…"
"…"
"Should we still wash it?"
Gathering condiments with the skylark and the illusionist
"Just to show how much more of an awesome than you person I am…I will find more condiments, kufufufu"
"Hn. You mean this?" Kyoya placed his hands beside the rack full of condiments that was oh so conveniently placed beside him. He was giving Mukuro the mocking smirk.
Mukuro twitched. "I now hate you more than ever."
"The feeling is mutual."
*glare*
*glare*
*glare*
*glare*
Boiling Water! and keeping Jyuudaime out of Trouble!...
"Jyuudaime just sit there, relax and let me do the job!"
"Hayato…I want to help!"
"Jyuudaime you can help me by sitting and not doing anything!"
*sweat drop*
"I can help you fill the pot with water" Tsuna stated in a question.
"Done!" Hayato stated rather proudly…
"Well I can help you create fire!" Tsuna asked rather hopefully
"I won't let you get a single burn! Jyuudaime!"
"Can I at least help you with something?"
"You can do the stirring later Jyuudaime!"
At his young age, Tsuna can't help but stare at his friend with disbelief…stirring? Really?
…iOiOiOiOiOi…
"We should now get going in time for lunch" Giotto stated as he and his fellow guardians minus Daemon who was sick and Alaude who again made his ultra disappearing out of the blue magic trick, stated as he bowed with respect at the man who owned the weapons shop they had just visited.
"Thank you Primo" The man bowed down.
"I just realized something…" Lampo stated rather lazily…
"What?" Asari asked
"Who was cooking lunch?"
Giotto's eyes bulged with worry. "The poor kids…They must be getting hungry and there's no one there to give them the delicious juiciness of a home cooked meal!" He ran off back to their Mansion, completely forgetting that there was a carriage waiting for them.
"He's over exaggerating…" G stated with annoyance before shouting "Damn it Giotto! We have a ride for Pete's sake!"
A few seconds later, Giotto was running back…
"Thanks G for reminding me" Giotto hoped inside "What are you waiting for? Get inside!" Giotto stated with a rush. Lampo lazily stepped inside and was soon taking a nap. Asari laughed and decided he'll share seats with the coachman. Knuckles did a quick safety for the incoming journey going home before stepping inside. G glared at his best friend before he too stepped inside.
…iOiOiOiOiOi…
"Now what are we going to do?" Tsuna asked while holding a stirring spoon.
They all looked at each other…
"Kufufu….just dump everything inside the pot!" Mukuro made a quick stop glaring at Kyoya to answer Tsuna's question. He then proceeded back to what he was doing earlier.
"But the ingredients all have different cooking time!" Hayato stated.
"But it would still cook right?" Chrome asked.
"Yes it will" Spanner stated still holding the chicken. Enma just sat near the door, sulking for the death of his new found chicken friend.
"Then just drop everything and let's get it over and done with." Kyoya stated. "I need to bite a pineapple to death."
"Oya..that's insulting" Mukuro twitched.
"Hn. Admitting he's a pineapple" Kyoya smirked at Mukuro. Mukuro glared.
"Wait. Where's Takeshi and onii-san?" Tsuna asked with worry noticing two of them are missing.
"Forest" Kyoya stated without a single care.
"What are they doing there?" Shoichi asked.
"Firewoods."
"The stupid baseball freak and the idiot boxing weirdo gathered firewood in a forest when there's already chopped firewood outside?" Hayato asked with disbelief. Kyoya gave a grunted sound in reply which actually mean yes. "How stupid are they?"
…iOiOiOiOiOi…
"What if we get lost?" Takeshi asked while dragging a whole bunch of fire wood!
"NO! WE EXTREMELY ARE NOT GOING TO GET LOST!" Ryohei shouted with extreme fists!
"okay!" Takeshi gave a thumbs up.
The two never realized they've been rounding the exact same spot for almost an hour now. Yep! they are lost...
…iOiOiOiOiOi…
"Let's put everything in then" Spanner stated as he put the sliced chicken in.
"Eh... Are you sure we don't have to take the feathers out?" Shoichi asked as he stared at the chicken with feathers still stuck.
"It would melt and it would give the chicken a nice aroma." Spanner stated back. He sounded so sure of himself.
"Okay then." Shoichi placed all the vegetables next.
Mukuro placed the condiments. Half of every available condiments there is. "Kufufu. Sure nice we have a big pot."
Chrome who was supposed to add just a spoonful of salt, accidentally added the whole bottle. She just decided to fetch the bottle back.
Kyoya added the apricot jam. He just wanted too.
Enma added the blueberries whom he mistook as gigantic blackberries. He then went back to crying about his chicken friend.
Lambo was able to put his half eaten candy before anyone can stop him.
Tsuna added the Espresso powder. Reborn adds espresso to everything and the teen eats it with gusto. Maybe adding espresso with the soup will make it taste even better. It will, right?
Mammon who was secretly watching over the kids can't stop from giggling. She then added ketchup, without anyone noticing before disappearing completely.
"Papa Giotto and the rest would be hungry by now too, right?" Tsuna asked.
"Yes, Tsunayoshi" Kyoya answered the younger kid.
"Good thing we made a large pot!" Tsuna smiled.
"I think it's cooked." Shoichi stated. "But the feathers never melted!"
"That's fine. It's still edible." Spanner said without a care. He then walked towards Enma who glared back at him. Spanner handed out a feather. "Here. Take it for remembrance." It caused Enma to cry harder...his poor Arturo was diminished to a single, lone feather.
…iOiOiOiOiOi…
The Arcobaleno Teens are currently having the stroll around town…
"Look at that fountain!" Luce pointed out rather excitedly as she tagged at Reborn's suit.
Reborn stared at the fountain. What was so special with the fountain?
"It looks so old!" Luce giggled.
"Of course it would look old. We are in the past, Luce" Fon stated calmly.
"Oh yea…right" Luce clapped her hands.
"There's a weapon shop there!" Colonnello pointed at a nearby shop with excitement. "I want to see those old fashioned guns they use at this era!"
"We should get home" Verde stated being bored out of his own will. He thinks everything was so unscientific.
"I think we should stay here longer" Mammon stated, appearing out of thin air besides Skull who had run towards the ever calm Fon.
"But the kids…" Luce stated with disapproval.
"They are trying to cook soup and they're like putting a bunch of unnecessary things" Mammon told everyone. "Do you guys even know what they're doing. They added a whole bottle of salt! and they even put blueberries and apricot jam! one more thing! Who adds Espresso powder on soup?" Everyone gave Reborn a glance who smirked then stated "might as well try that later". Luce gave him a 'no your not!" look.
"Are you sure they're making soup?" Colonnello asked
"Yea...they might be having some poison cooking game or something" Verde nodded with agreement.
"No, it was soup. Something about Daemon being sick with a flu...and oh, Lambo also dropped a half eaten grape candy with his snot still attached on it, so I would worry If I where you" Mammon held her hands out afterwards. "Now you must pay me for the information"
"Oh! right then..." Luce stopped worrying in an instant and completely ignored Mammon "Let's stay here till Dinner time!"
"Let's go visit that weapon's shop! Kora!"
"Damn it guys! give my effing money!" Mammon growled out as she followed her friends while stomping her feet in a childish manner.
…iOiOiOiOiOi…
"We're here!" Giotto rushed inside only to see the kids all waiting for them patiently inside the kitchen.
"We cook soup for you guys!" Tsuna stated happily as he tagged at Giotto's cape.
"That's nice but for us only?" Giotto asked.
The kids nodded. "Our sempai's are not yet here and they might take long and we already ate a lot of sandwich so we're not hungry!" Chrome explained.
"Take a seat! Servants of Lambo-sama" The cow child stated giddily "Lambo-sama helped to!"
"Okay" The guardians stated as the sat at the table. Giotto can't help but gulp. Why was his intuition acting crazy? Did something happened or would happen? He then realized why when Lampo opened the lid to uncover...the soup?
The first generation paled...Are they supposed to eat that? They looked at the gore-soup, the name they had all agreed with, in silence then stared at the kids who are all sporting a puppy eyed looks. Except Kyoya who just stared at them blankly. Alaude knows better tough.
Look like they really have to eat the soup. That is if they don't find a way out of it...
...to be continued...
Finally, I did an update~
Ah! Typos...xD!
Thanks for reading!
next chapter: Escape Plans^^