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"Truth or Dare"

"How the hell did I get into this?" A questioning Batman asked

"Oh C'mon, Bats. It'll be fun. Just answer the question Flash asked!" Superman said while patting Batman on the back.

"Get your hand off my bat cape; you're getting non-bat hair grease all over it."

"Truth or Dare, Batsy" Flash asked again leaning closer to the not-so-happy billionaire.

Batman looked over to John, Hawkgirl, and J'onn "Were you guys bribed too?''

"He threatened to take away my Oreos" A whining Martian replied.

"That's in humane, Flash" Superman said shaking his head in disgust. Flash rolled his eyes then turned back to Batman.

"Stop changing the subject!"

"Ok, fine, Dare" the caped crusader answered.

The Flash smirked and said "I dare you to prank call Dick."

"Ohhhhhh" Aquaman yelled before being punched.

"No way, he's Nightwing now… if I were to call him it would disrupt his-"Bruce was cut off all the sudden by Diana.

"How typical of a man, to not except a challenge and cower." She stuck her nose up like the proper 'Princess of Themyscira' that she was.

Batman blushed under his cowl and shook his head rapidly from side to side. "NO! I'm not like all the others!" He whined like a child pleading to Wonder Women who was scowling at him pitifully.

"You'll see. You'll all see." He walked over and picked up his Bat-phone before dialing Robi- no Nightwing's number.

It rang a few times on Bat-speaker phone before the familiar voice of Dick Grayson filled the room. Aquaman stifled a laugh before being punched.

"Hello?'' The former Boy Wonder asked innocently."

Bruce calmed himself and replied in an eye- wideningly accurate rendition of Barbra Gordon's voice, "Hey Dick, I need to talk to you about a, ahh, kind of important matter."

"Oh sure thing Babs, whatever ya need" Came the cool tone that was about to get a lot less cool.

"I'm pregnant"

This time all the Justice leaguers (except for Diana who was to proper to partake in such a disgraceful activity) stifled their laughs. Aquaman got punched. On the other line Dick was silent. For a really long time all they heard were the alarms that signaled that a nuclear explosion was going on.( But they never listened to those anyways.) Finally they heard Nightwing's voice on the bat-phone.

"Bruce, you do know I have caller ID. I got it installed after the incident…"

"I'm Batman" And with that revolutionary thought, Batman hung up.

"What was the incident?'' GL asked

"Not, the incident. The incident." Bruce glared.

John tried again. "The incident?"

"The incident"

"The incident?"

"The incident"

Aquaman was the next to try, "The Incident?''

Batman rolled his bat-eyes, "No, lower case i, you flubberstick." Then Aquaman got punched.

"I am batman, and I shalt go next" Batman yelled in triumph, holding a bat-sword that appeared out of nowhere into the air.

"NO!" Diana shouted "I am a princess, I shalt go next!"

"That's not how the game works!" Wally shouted back at her. She stuck her face into his face and questioned him saying, "If I do not get my way your lower intestine will not work!"

"It's okay" Batman answered dreamily while looking up at Diana. "She can go."

The princess as she got back in her seat and prepared to ask the world's most important question. Bruce smiled warmly at her, Diana slapped him, and then punched Aquaman.

Settling in her seat, she straightened her bracelets; reapplied lipstick, flat ironed her hair, ate dinner, and then asked,

"J'onn, truth or dare."

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