YESH SECOND CHAPPIE RE-WRITTEN!!!!!!!!! Lmfaoo! I am clueless on how to continue this fic but I know it won't be any longer than 10 chappies (actually I'm guessing)
Still don't own Naruto……
Talking
Thoughts
Inner
Flashback
Emphasis
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Tenten glared at Naruto with so much intensity even the authoress is surprised his head didn't blow off. "WE KNEW THAT WE MEANT FOR WHAT GENIUS WHAT????" she screeched in a high-pitched voice that sounded so un-like her.
"um…" As usual a clueless Naruto "figuring out what's wrong with her?"
Tenten's eye twitched violently as she clenched her fists and shook furiously obviously trying to keep away from the urge to rip out Naruto's skull.
She took a deep breath "we knew that," she congratulated herself on staying calm "we meant what do you want us to do."
Naruto being well…Naruto answered in an obviously stupid reply "I just told you! I need help!"
And so that was the end of Uzumaki Naruto.
Nah I'm kidding he lived but Tenten nearly choked him to death.
"OUR YOUTHFUL FLOWER PLEASE RELEASE NARUTO'S NECK!"
Lee amazingly managed to pull Tenten away from Naruto.
And Naruto actually did something smart for once.
He ran away.
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As Naruto ran away he bumped into an emotional girl. Nope, not Sakura.
Worse.
Hyuga Hinata.
Just like every other girl in Konoha innocent sweet Hinata was having her period.
"Hey Hinata-chan! There's-"
Hinata glared at him. "Hey Hinata-chan? Hey Hinata-chan!?! You just knocked me down and all you can say is HEY FRIGGIN HINATA-CHAN??????"
Naruto gulped in fear. "S-sorrry H-h" Hinata didn't let him finish.
"TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE!!!!" She punched his face and sent him flying.
Naruto flew through the sky and landed in one of Jiraiya's favourite places.
The Bath House. (a/n is that what it's called?)
Naruto was thrown out with several bruises. He rubbed his black eye. He looked up with the eye he could still see with and squinted "Sakura-chan?"
Sakura stood an evil aura surrounding her "Naruto." She said darkly.
Naruto gulped again wondering what the hell was wrong with every girl in Konoha.
"I leave you for like 5 friggin minutes and you…you…BECOME PERVERTIZED!?!?!"
"No…see" Naruto tried to explain. Sakura came running at him and Naruto ran away screaming at the top of his lungs.
"SORRY SAKURA-CHAN!! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!" He wailed.
Suddenly Sakura stopped. Naruto (too scared to look back) continued running.
Of course Naruto did (eventually) look back and saw Sakura standing still.
He slowly approached her.
"Sakura-chan?' he took another step closer.
She tackled him into a bear hug "I'm s-so s-s-sorry Na-Nar-Naruto-kun" she stuttered ashamed "I m-made y-y-ou s-sad" she cried onto his shoulder.
"You didn't make me sad." Naruto tried to calm her wild sobbing down.
Sakura tightened her grip on his shoulders digging her nails into his skin "You're calling me a liar." She accused.
"No…I…didn't" he tried to explain but Sakura slapped him.
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" she screamed.
Naruto stumbled back as she continued "oh look at me I'm Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura is a liar" she mimicked.
Naruto got up and started walking backwards as Sakura cracked her knuckles.
"Sakura-chan you don't have to do anything irrational…"
Sakura huffed and turned around on her heels stomping off.
"Sakura-chan I'm sorry." He said apologetically.
Sakura turned around and stared at him her face calm all of a sudden "Don't worry Naruto-kun I'm fine!" She smiled at him her eye twitching like crazy.
Naruto nodded "Are you sure Sakura-chan cau-" A little sky blue ball came and stopped by Sakura's feet and both stared at it (wow a blue ball! So interesting!). An adorable 6 year old boy came and looked up at Sakura shyly (obviously awed by her beauty XD).
"Excuse me Miss." He looked up at her with hazel eyes "may I have my ball please."
Sakura smiled at him and reached down for the ball but stopped. As if possessed she glared at the little boy "what am I? Your servant? I think not! Get your damn ball yourself." She kicked the ball sending it flying to Oto (where it knocked out Sasuke :P).
The boy's hazel eyes filled with tears "Sakura-chan that wasn't very nice." Naruto said truthfully.
She glared at him now. "So what? You're taking his side??" You don't even know him!!" she punched Naruto. Naruto rubbed his sore face and followed Sakura apologizing to the little boy for Sakura.
"Sakura-chan!" he called. As he chased after her he walked by Kiba who had witnessed the whole event. "Hey Uzumaki!"
Naruto turned to Kiba "what?"
"Is Sakura ok? She seems kinda…" he tried to think of a word to describe her behavior 'crazy? Stupid? Messed up? Mentally unstable? Yeah mentally unstable works.' "mentally unstable." Kiba finished satisfied with his choice of words.
Sakura came up behind him "who exactly is mentally unstable?" Kiba turned around with a look of horror. The look of horror didn't last because Sakura sent him whizzing through the air with a kick. "That'll teach you to call Haruno Sakura crazy!"
"He called you mentally unstable" Naruto corrected
"Shut up."
Naruto whimpered terrified as she sped off.
"I should probably find out what's wrong with her…" his voice trailed off as he saw a sign for a new movie "later…" he mumbled to himself running inside the theatre.
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Kiba moaned and woke up. His forehead immediately creased with worry and terror. 'I have to warn Tsunade-sama!!!' He limped up running off 'HARUNO SAKURA HAS GONE CRAZY!!!!!!'
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yesh chappie 2 re-written! I had only written 2 chappies when I lost interest so…ALL OF IT'S BEEN RE-WRITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmfao I will actually continue this. I'll try to update before the end of December… (I said try!!)
Anyways please review and thanks for reading:D