Hey Kitty! Since we heard about your list about Rogue, me and Wanda decided to write you one for Remy.

Trust me it makes for a good read!

Lance.

Begin every sentence with "Gambit…"

1. Had the biggest crush on Claudia from Interview with a Vampire when he was young…

2. …this is why he has never missed a Kristen Dunst movie.

3. Will openly admit that ZZ Top is his favourite band and when he thinks he's alone he likes to sing Sharp Dressed Man in his underwear with a hairbrush microphone.

4. Is well aware that everyone hates it when he talks in third person and does it anyway.

5. Is a member of New York's Cajun Society and once a month holds a very private Crawfish Boil at the Brotherhood house.

6. Treats himself to a week off every year and no one knows what he does, that is until last month when we found tickets for Comic Con in the mail.

7. Has always had a thing for legs, especially legs in stockings.

8. Doesn't understand how someone as devoid of personality as Scott is the leader of the X-Men and that is one of the main reasons he won't join.

9. Doesn't want to make a move on Rogue in case Logan rips his balls out…

10. …not that Rogue couldn't manage that all herself.

11. Loves karaoke with a passion, his favourite tune being Free Bird.

12. Once beat an Irishman in a drinking contest, a fact he has told anyone who will listen.

13. Saw Rogue kick me (Lance) into that pit and still to this day idolises her and mocks me.

14. Does a very realistic Chewbacca impression…

15. ….and an Elmo impression…

16. …but his Porky Pig is practically perfect.

17. Doesn't find New York accents attractive on anyone apart from the cops.

18. Was overjoyed to find another Southerner "with legs that go on forever" in such a little town, the fact she is a mutant is a bonus.

19. Wants to own an all-mutant burlesque club with John in the French Quarter once all the mutant hype dies down.

20. Had to be looked after by me (Wanda) during a nasty bout of the flu once. The only thing that made him happy that day was you and Rogue coming to visit.

21. Watched one episode of Doctor Who with David Tennant and suddenly he was all hair gel and a British accent until we had a mini-intervention.

22. Wore black nail varnish all the way through his grunge years.

23. Can't understand the point of Aquaman.

24. Thinks Batman is just a miserable version of Iron Man.

25. Has never once regretted singling Rogue out in battle…

26. …in fact he thinks she's the only one worth fighting…

27. … and he has admitted that several of his fight moves are just so he can straddle/ pin Rogue and vice versa.

28. Has an obsession with oral hygiene which includes a vast selection of floss, whitener, tongue scrapers and specialist toothpaste. The theory behind this is how "in your face" a lot of villains and foes can be.

29. Enjoys smoking! There, we said it. However he has made a point that he would cut back or give up depending on a certain mutant's preference.

30. Waxes his chest. No lie…

31. …has on occasion helped me (Wanda) wax my legs…

32. …same goes for Tabby.

33. Has an original copy of Alice in Wonderland that belonged to his great great grandmother in a safety deposit box in New Orleans.

34. Has only ever done drugs once and went on such a bad trip he never went near them again. No one's entirely sure what happened but he did once mentioned angry talking playing cards.

35. Prefers vanilla ice cream to chocolate even though it makes him boring in most peoples' eyes.

36. Used to have a pet cat called Jemima…

37. …and a rabbit called Flopsy….

38. …and a lizard called Bob.

39. Got very excited with the Rogue advice from the list you sent.

40. Has endurance contests with John whenever they get bored. This has led to numerous kitchen fires and the occasional still-charged knife and fork come dinner time, that explains the number of fire extinguishers in the house in case you've noticed.

41. Can use a whip, in a very sexy Indiana Jones-type way, however nowadays only really uses it to grab stuff out of reach and no one's all that sure where he picked up the talent to begin with.

42. Has gotten everyone in the Brotherhood house to agree that Rogue would look good in a Merlotte's uniform from True Blood, especially the shorts.

43. Doesn't give a shit about Rogue's mutation, and wouldn't mind getting knocked out by her on a regular basis.

44. Has always thought of himself as a modern-day Rhett Butler.

45. Is no where near as scary or menacing as he likes to make people think, trust us we've seen the empty moisturiser pots… an the home waxing kits.

A/N

Decided to make this a bit of a series since it got a few favourites and reviews. High five for multiple references! Not sure who do to next, any suggestions?