Well, I don't have much to say, so... on with the story---------
What happened last time---------
"So where were you" Sasuke directed his attention to Sakura, with a hint of curiosity in his voice.
"What do you mean?"
"As in, where did you move to?"
"OHHHH, gotcha. My dad got a promotion so we moved to Palm Beach."
"Cool." Sasuke smirked at Sakura who saw his facial expression, but didn't react in the way he intended her to.
"SAKURA HARUNO! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE YOU LEAVE THE STATE AND I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN, THEN YOU JUST RANDOMLY POP OUTTA NOWHERE!!!" Uh-oh, wrath of the pig.
'fuck.' Sakura paled at the sound of her former best friend and tried to pretend that she didn't hear her. She really didn't feel like catching up on old times at the moment, she was almost having a normal conversation with Sasuke. At least if you could call their small talk a conversation... But knowing Sasuke she didn't really expect much.
"FOREHEAD!!!" Ino was screeching through out the halls and Sakura was sure that people in Florida could hear her. "ME, HINATA AND TENTEN HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU! WOULD IT HAVE FUCKING KILLED YOU TO CALL US? I CAN'T BELIEVE-" Ino kept rambling on as Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke all shrunk under her screaming and pulled a classic "terrified anime sweat-drop" while Naruto and Sasuke slowly inched further away from the psycho blond, but Sakura was cornered. People in the hall way tried to get to class as soon as possible to avoid the possible murder scene. Then it was almost as if Ino just noticed that she was screaming at Sakura and looked around with a confused look on her face to see that her, Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke were the only ones still in the halls. "Wow, where did everybody go?" Ino then smiled and looked at Sakura. "Oh my god, Sakura, your back! I'm so happy to see you, we missed so much!" Ino lunged forward to hug Sakura.
"Uh, good to see you too, Ino" everyone else pulled another sweat-drop.
"Psssst, PMS." Naruto whispered to Sasuke.
"Hey I heard that!" Ino took off chasing a screaming Naruto down the halls which left Sasuke and Sakura. Alone. Together...
"So..." Sakura looked expectantly at Sasuke.
"So..." Sasuke looked back at Sakura with a smug look on his face. Then he backed her up against the lockers and leaned on them by putting his arm over her head. They looked into each others eyes and Sasuke leaned down to kiss her.
'Oh, my, god. He's actually going to try to kiss me. Who does he think he is? I hardly knew this guy when we were kids!'
What should have taken seconds felt almost an hour as Sasuke was leaning down with his eyes closed. Yup, Sakura lost it.
SASUKE'S POV
'Okay, so I was slowly leaning down to kiss her, you, know, for romantic build up, and that's when I heard something. So I stopped and opened one of my eyes to see what was making that noise. And oh god, if there was ever a moment that my Uchiha pride was being trashed, it was now. Right in front of me, was this pink haired beauty that was OBSESSED with me in eighth grade, I mean, she and that Ino girl were practically the presidents of my fan-club. And what was happening now didn't seem to process. She. Was. Laughing!
"Um... Is there something wrong?" Sasuke had to stop, it was as embarrassing enough as it was, but he didn't show it on his face. He tried to act as nonchalant as possible... IF it was possible.
"Ahahahaha, no, no... Your funny..." Sakura wiped a single tear of laughter away from her eye, as she slipped out from under Sasuke and started walking down the hall. "So are you going to show me to PE or are we just going to stand in the halls all day?" Then she smiled and turned the corner, then let out another round of laughter.
BACK TO SAKURA'S POV
inner Sakura: 'CHA! Would you like some ice for that burn?!?!'
Sakura really couldn't help it. She honestly would have loved to just skip school and make out with Sasuke all day, but she had spent two freaking years trying to get over this whole obsession thing, and she found the irony of it hilarious. Actually she found the whole situation hilarious, she always laughed uncontrollably during awkward moments. Sure it meant that she was probably a lil fucked in the head, but it was part of the new Sakura.
"Come on, class is this way." Other than that, Sasuke didn't say anything on the way to second period. He just shoved his hands down his pockets and slouched in his usual stoic way while guiding Sakura down the halls. He didn't even look at her. Sasuke wasn't exactly accustomed to embarrassing moments, usually everything he did went smoothly. Sakura had already long forgot about their "almost kiss".
As they walked through the doors of the gymnasium, Sakura tried to locate either Naruto or Ino to hang out with. Sure Sasuke was okay to be around, but since he tried to kiss her, she figured that for the rest of the day he would avoid her.
"SAKURA!!!" 'Dammit, not again... ' And sure enough, Ino was walking towards her with Naruto not far behind her rubbing the back of his head while muttering curses under his breath.
"What Ino?" Sakura let out a frustrated sigh.
"Oh, nothing much, just saying hi to you and Sasuke" Ino basically purred the Uchiha's name.
"Sasuke whore." After Naruto realized what he had let slip, he slowly began to realize the he was now a dead man.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME???" Ino pulled a 180 and was face to face with Naruto, trying to suppress the murder intent that was now building up. Naruto was now staring death in the eye.
"Oh shit" With that, Naruto turned around as fast as he could, tripping over himself in the process and hauled ass.
"Uh-oh, Ino might actually kill Naruto this time." Sakura turned to Sasuke, surprised that he had actually commented on a situation in a complete sentence.
Inner Sakura: Hmmm, maybe I'm not the only one who changed...'
"AHH! It spoke!!!" Unfortunately, Sakura had accidentally lost control of her inner Sakura and she sorta took over.
Sasuke just smacked his hand to his forehead and muttered under his breath "Are you kidding me? I'm always stuck with the crazy ones." And that's when Sakura realized that he was stuck with her, considering Naruto was "incapacitated" for the moment. Sasuke stood there with disbelief and Sakura was deep in thought when some freak in a green spandex jump suit approached them.
"Excuse me my young, youthful, youth. May I (youth) ask why you are here? Youth? Because you don't seem to be (youth) on my youthful roster of youth."(god i can never get sick of that word)
"Oh, yeah! My name is Sakura Haruno, and I'm new at this school." Sakura handed over her papers.
"Great! I'll make sure that you have a most youthful time as possible at KHS." And with that, he struck a nice guy pose and seemed to be froze that way.
"Helloooooooo? When can I get a PE locker???" Sakura started waving her hand in front of his face, and when that didn't work, she started poking him, but just stood there, posed like that.
"Uhhh, he'll probably be like that for a while... By the way, my name's Temari" Sakura didn't even notice the blond until she started talking. "Come on, I'll show you to the locker room."
As Temari lead Sakura down the hall to the locker room, they crossed paths with a satisfied looking Ino nonchalantly walking with her head held high.
"Hey Ino, how did it go with Naruto???" Sakura really wanted to know.
"Hmph!" Ino didn't even stop walking, she just headed back towards the gym.
"Okay..." Sakura suddenly didn't feel like asking the obviously pissed off blond anymore.
MOMENTS EARLIER-----
"AAAAHHHHHH!!! Please don't kill me!!!" Naruto was running for his poor little life.
"NARUTO I AM NOT A WHORE!!!"
Naruto made it to the boy's locker room door and suddenly felt confident. "Heh, could've fooled me!" And with that, Naruto sped into the locker room and let out a sigh of relief, knowing that boy territory was a sanctuary for him at the moment.
"OH, YOU ARE SOOOO GUNNA GET IT NOW! DON'T THINK I WON'T COME IN THERE!" The doors opened.
"Oh shit! Are you kidding me? Ino, there are naked guys in here." Naruto suddenly didn't feel so safe anymore.
"Ha! Like I care, besides, I've seen most of the dicks in this school anyway. Even Anko's."
"And this is why you're a whore..." Naruto now pointed out the obvious. "Wait a minute, Anko has a dick?" Naruto looked dumbfounded.
"Yeah, she tapes it down..." Ino then started reminiscing.
"Oh god no! All those wet dreams..." Naruto looked absolutely terrified now.
"Yeah I know the feeling..." Ino was still lost in her thoughts. "Hey wait a minute! I'm still going to kill you!" And with that, Ino started chasing Naruto throughout the maze of lockers, not caring that she had to obstacle around a bunch of half naked guys.
"Ah! There's a girl in the locker room!"- "What the fuck! Get out of here!"- "Hey Ino."- "YOUTH" Random yells and screams could be heard through out the lockers.
"Holy shit bitch! Get the fuck out of here! You GIRLS would kill us if we were in your locker room!" That of course was Kankuro. He was the only person who was fully naked. He really should have been at least in underwear or something, considering he hadn't taken a shower and was changing INTO his PE uniform, but I guess he just decided to go commando that day.
"Relax, I just want to murder Naruto and bathe in his blood!" Ino's face started to get really evil looking.
"What was that?"
"Nothing, I just want to slap Naruto." Ino's face turned back to normal.
"Oh, okay, proceed"
Ino finally caught up to Naruto and tackled him to the ground. She gagged him with a jock strap and duck taped his mouth shut. "Okay, Naruto, for the next four and a half minutes, I'm gunna make you my bitch." Then Ino proceeded to dragging off Naruto to the corner of the locker room and doing god knows what to him.
"RAPE!!!"-mysterious screaming out of nowhere.
"Hey Shikamaru, do you hear that screaming?" Chouji looked a lil anxious.
"Troublesome..." and with that, Shika leaned against his locker and waited for Sasuke and Naruto to get there.
Well that one took me forever to write... seriously, it took like, 2 hours. I got serious writer's block so I had to resort to ending the story with Ino virtually raping Naruto. Sorry the chappies are so slow, the next one's will take up days instead of periods. So anyway... R&R and I won't have Ino rape you. Muahahahahaha... poor Naruto. Wow, this chapter really was long... for me at least, you guys are probably all like: damn that bitch is crazy- ahahahaha, she a hoe... anyways... i'll try to update at least every other day, that is... as long as i get plenty of reviews!!! muahaha!