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Due to the summer heat, I got dehydrated and was feeling totally sick a couple of days ago, so I couldn't update. But when I looked at all the loving reviews I got, I felt all better. Also, it took me a while to update because I was trying to make the chapter long and better, so it took time.

And millions of hugs and thanks for the sweet as strawberry people who reviewed and supported. I really did feel loved and cared.

Advent Star: Thanks for the sweet review. Yeah, Kai is really cute as a wabbit, I know.

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Death-fire-Angel: Cool nick. I am so happy you enjoyed it Kitsune-chan, your review was like totally supportive.

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Theindra: Arigatou very much for the review. Yeah, that snooty self of his is what makes him even cooler or hotter.

And Also thanks for the people who took their precious time and read this lil ol' story!

Chapter two: "Holy Mackerel!"

The girls are being..well, girls and they are acting like some mommies and talking to the beynimals, atleast two of them are having a good time with this crap.

"Who is the wittle cutie pie...yesh you are, yesh you are." Mariam baby-talked to Maxy and nuzzled her nose with his.

"And who is the one with a cute lil' band on his furry head...yesh you are, yesh you are." Yes this is Mariah nuzzling her face into Ray's face and Ray still has his band on his head.

"Who is the one with stinky fur and a stuck out tail. Yesh you are yesh you are." Hilary picked Tyson up by his tail with an amused expression on her face.

'Satan's woman.' Tyson's vein twitched.

"And have we forgotten about our cute lil'..." Hilary's face faulted when she received a 'have-you-lost-your-mind' stare from the Rabbit. "Ok, fine, be that way," Hilary said indifferently.

"Hilary, have Kenny told you how long is it gonna take for him to concoct a whatsoever that is." Mariah asked.

"Well, no but he..." Hilary shreiked as once again Kenny came out of nowhere and jumped up three foot high with something glowing green in his hands.

"YES, YES, YES, I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT! MUHAHAHAHAHA!" Mariam and Mariah screamed and hugged each other, both shivering from fear.

"Oops, I am sorry..."

"KENNY! For goodness sake, STOP DOING THAT!" Hilary was prepared with a Kendo stick in her hand when she heard the sudden outburst of noise.

"It's alright girls. it's only Kenny." Hilary gently said to her girlfriends who were still shivering, all huddled up in a corner and were scared to death.

"All I wanted to say was that I have finally made up this reverse formula that will change the animals back to human." Kenny said placing a conical flask in front of everyone. The girls and the beynimals went Oooooh at the glow. Suddenly Kenny's eyes were hooded ( Then again, they always are ) and he had a dark purple gloomy aura around him." But if any and I mean ANY mistake occurs...we could have to suffer adverse circumstances." He said in a husky voice.

"BARK! BARK! BARK!" Max barked while jumping with joy.

Translation: It's funny and glowing green.

"Thanks max...MAX! NO! DON'T...IT CAN HAVE ADVERSE EFFECTS!"

Too late. Maxy jumped up and like a ninja snatched the flask from Kenny's hands.

"EVERYBODY DUCK!" Hilary screamed and everybody did. Unfortunately, the beynimals were too close to Max that they couldn't make in time.

POOF!

Kenny, Hilary, Mariam and Mariah jerked up after it got clear and gasped at the sight.

A cat with rat ears and a fluffy tail like a rabbit. IT BARKED!

A puppy with extremely short rat feet which were causing him to shiver at his place. IT SQUEAKED!

A rat with extra-large rabbit ears, atleast for him they were and four triangles printed all over his body. IT MEOWED!

A rabbit with blonde hair, huge soles in his eyes and a rat tail instead of his fluffy one. IT...NEIGHED LIKE A HORSE? Where did that come from.

The girls fainted and Kenny smacked his forehead with a wall.

"This is even worse than being brainwashed by an evil duck!" Mariah cried sending a shower of tears over everyone. Kenny was stomping towards the somewhat mutated Max with dark purple current emitting from him. The mutated Max huddled up in a corner and jerked his head desperately from Kenny to Hils and Mariah , then from the beynimals to Mariam.

"YOU DEVILS! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAXY!" Mariam growled as she picked Max up while Kenny pulled out his hair.

"Soooooooo, now what do we do?" Hilary asked sweatdropping at seeing Mariam cradling Max while Kenny was at the end of his wits.

"I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO! THROW EVERYBODY OFF A TWENTY FLOOR BUILDING!" Kenny said like an evil maniac.

"Take a chill pill Kenny...KENNY!" Hilary screamed as she saw Kenny holding a knife under Kai's neck."Oh I am going to murder him now! Muhahahahah!" She jerked to their side and snatched the Rabbit from Kenny's frurios form...not as furious as Hilary's. But! the Rabbit is so not a weak animal. It jumped out of Hilary's hands, gave Kenny a death glare and in slow motion, jumped on his head and...SCRATCHED THAT EVIL LOOK OFF HIS FACE...LITERALLY!

Kenny screamed in horror.

"OK! ENOUGH CRAZINESS! Yo, Kenny, gimme that Milk of son of Sapphire's caller's tonic..."

"Milkomonosphericallistonic...and there are only a few drops left...it won't work now! it only works when it's concentration is more than the...hey!" Hilary snatched the flask and dropped it over the beynimals, they were back to their normal animal forms.

"NOW! GO! CONCOT! AND DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE TILL YOU'RE DONE!" Hilary screamed right into his ears.

"Yes Ma'am." Kenny weakly replied and darted out.

"Like eew!" Mariam commented as she picked Max up. "Girls, all the beynimals are covered with that milko...mu-nn-u...spheri..whatever that was." It was true. Ray was having the hardest time of all, having long hair was really troublesome.

"Simple solution...LETS GIVE EM' A BATHY WATHY!" Mariah chirped and the reaction of our beloved beynimals:

Ray and Max fainted. Tyson cursed. Kai gave a questioning glare.

"Excellent idea!" Mariam nodded and so did Hilary.

"Well, then what are we waiting for. In the bath tub we go." Mariah chirped and scooped Ray up in her arms. "Yay!" Mariam followed her behind like a jumping bean. "I will...uh..be there in a minute." Hilary weakly said and turned to the dynamic duo, The rat and the Rabbit. Well, they were both dynamic in different ways; Tyson would rather jump in a gutter than having a bath by Hilary and Kai...well he won't even let anyone touch him, let alone give him a bath!

'Ok, I will go for Tyson first.' And with the speed of light, Hilary snatched Tyson. Considering his size and weakness, he only mumbled a few curses and vowed to have revenge for this later.

Now the MAJOR problem, Kai. Eventhogh Hilary could apply the same tactic on him, but the consequences may be deadly. But, there is a mild chance, that Hilary being a girl wouldn't be so much vulnerable to Kai's deadly moves. So she sneakily creeped upto him and lowered down.

"Kai!" Hilary thought he was asleep and can't blame her. He.Had.His.Eyes.Closed. He slowly opened them, it appeared he was well aware of why the hell is Hilary acting so sweet.

"All you gotta do is jump in to the bath tub and have fun." Hilary tried to act as much as persuasive as possible. She sensed that Kai isn't going to move for about three more hours so she stood up and sighed. Atleast, she was successful in persuading or snatching...whatever...Tyson. Kai looked at her retreating back.

'What is this, can't she even give me some time to think?' So now we know, our pheonix prince Rabbit was contemplating on this matter.

Hilary felt a tug at her feet, she looked down and beamed to see the milkomonosphericallistonic covered Rabbit had his arms opened, he wanted to be picked up. The heavens must be falling! But they were not and this really was reality. It took Hilary a couple of blinks to realize that The Kai Hiwatari wanted to be picked up.

'My arms are hurting me! And she couldn't be patient when I was thinking.' It soon hit Hialry that she had been keeping him waiting for a bit long now so she stammered.

"Oh, I am sorry, I didn't quite get that." She CAREFULLY scooped him up, he felt a bit ticklish by the way she was holding him, but there was no way, absolutely no way he could let his pride fall any more! This was enough! No longer will he let his precious pride be degraded. This was the last.

But not with what fate had decided for our cute wittle wabbit.

"Yay! The tub is ready!" Mariam clapped as she demonstrated the full of soap bath tub. "Ok, boys...uh...beynimals! In you go!" Ray and Max jumped in, sending huge waves to crash upon the fragile forms of the girls and soapy water all over the bathroom. As soon as Hilary entered the bathroom, Tyson jumped out of her grasp and straight into the bath tub.Regardless, the distance being atleast six feet or so. But the dumb dude did this acrobatic act and resulted in crashing to a wall just above the bath tub and slimed down into the bath tub, finally.

"HILARY BECAREFUL THERE IS..."

WHAM!

Hilary was on the floor, with Kai inches away from her face. He jerked up and crawled back with so much fear as if she were poisonous or something. After all, it was a matter of his damn pride, ofcourse. Though Hilary was still in la-la land to realize what had just happened.

"Sorry Hils, I tried to warn you, but the bathroom had soapy water all over." Mariah stammered and helped Hilary up.

"Now I am one hundred percent sure that God hates me." Hilary mumbled as she got up but a smile crept it's way on her face as she saw Max, Ray and Tyson splashing water playfully at each other. But Kai was still thinking hard about letting his pride degrade or not. But he did not have enough time as Hilary picked him up and gently dipped him into the water. He received splashes and slaps of the water. This was so stabbing his reknowned trademark anti-socialist self.

The girls picked the beynimals out, all soaked wet and were awestrucked. Ray was having a hard time keeping his hair out of his eyes and also he was feeling way heavy with all the fur. Max kept blinking his huge, totally adoreable eyes to rinse out the water that got into his eyes and Tyson kept benting from side to side to get the water out of his tiny ears. Kai vigorously shook his entire body to get dry. Totally a site to have you in awe.

"All clean, let's get you all dry!" Mariam exclaimed and went out of the bathroom followed by Mariah and Tyson. Hilary was about to walk out when she realized one of them were missing so she scanned the bathroom and found Kai resting on the bathroom floor, breathing heavily. Because, while in the bath tub, Ray, Max and Tyson were splashing so many waves that Kai was practically under water all the time. Hilary smiled weakly and went over to him.

"Are you breathing ok?" She asked followed by a giggle.

'Talk about ironic, I can't get enough oxygen here and she is giggling, stupid girl.' He jerked up,( miraculous recovery ) and walked out the bathroom door. Hilary sighed and followed him out, too.

Mariah was air drying Ray cause his long fur would be tangled if she did it with a towel. Mariam was drying Max with a towel. He popped out from underneath it and gave a happy 'Woof!' Mariam couldn't stand his cuteness and kissed his pink and cold nose. Tyson had really short hair so he just stood there, watching his friends getting dried. Hilary picked him up and blew her minty breath at him and that was enough to make him dry. Suddenly, there was a large growl, one that said 'I-need-food!' And it was ofcourse, Tyson.

"Poor thing, they all might be hungry." All the beynimals were clutching at their bellies.

"I know! We'll order pizza and..." Mariah got interrupted by a low whack on her head.

"Pink brain! They are only animals, they can't eat all that, it'll get their digestive systems destroyed." Mariam informed.

"She is right, but we don't have any dog, cat, mouse or rabbit food in the house. We will have to..." Hilary's eyes widdened. "No way."

"What is it girlfriend?" Mariam sensed the sudden change in Hilary's tone.

"Uh..it's like..uh..Kenny said not to take the guys outside...and we would have to go outside and pick up food and.."

"Oh Hils, Kenny says alot of stuff to do, it's even not logical so forget what he said. Besides, we can't make animal food, can we?" Mariah said. Hilary contemplated and then said. "Ok, but we have to be very very careful not to lose them." Hilary said seriously.

"You got it!" Mary and Mariah said in unison.

Here you go! I tried my best not to make it a horrible cliffy. So how did you like it, hate it...just let me know. REVIEW!

Here's a summary for the next chapter:

The girls all shop for the beynimals and then somehting terrible happens at the store. Tyson gets into the sack of another lady, while trying to save him, Max gets lost and some kids take him home, Ray tries to save Max and ends up being chased around the town by dogs and Kai gets lost, all because of his crabby attitude. What will the girls do?

The more the reviews, the more I feel loved! SO pwease..pretty pwease review. Ok will you review if I get all the beynimals to hug you! Or a Kai plushie and his face paint! Hehe.