Noodle made her way into Murdoc's Winnebago, making sure not to step on any "special items" he had in there. She saw at least three pairs of women's underwear hanging around, but quickly decided to ignore it turning to Murdoc as he made himself comfortable in his favorite chair. "Don't be afraid pigeon. Take a load off!" Noodle scowled but did as Murdoc asked and sat in what looked like the cleanest spot there, the couch arm… "Now...We need to talk." Noodle stopped looking around the vehicle long enough to glance at Murdoc. His expression was….serious. Odd for Murdoc. Besides being pissed off he was almost never serious. "Alright Murdoc-San what is it?" Murdoc sighed setting his feet atop of his round table top.
"First of all. It's Murdoc. Just Murdoc. None of that 'San' shit." Noodle was confused." But Murdoc-San that's what I use for everyone. It is a formality." Murdoc took his feet off the table and slunked forward staring at Noodle. "Well I wanna be informal with you. Entirely informal." Noodle arched her eyebrow situating herself more comfortably on the arm of the couch. "I-informal but Murdoc-Sa-" Murdoc stood suddenly making Noodle jump and forget what she was gonna say entirely. He made his way towards her in slow strides. When he finally made it to her he leaned forward just inches from her face.
"Muuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrdooooooooooc." He said slowly, as if he was teaching a small child to speak. "M-Murdoc…" Noodle stammered out, a bright red spreading fully across her face. "Good." Murdoc smiled but did not back away. "Now second." His face returned to serious. "Don't hang around 2D alone." He said. " But Murdoc-Sa-...Murdoc… 2D is my dear friend! Why can I not hang out with him?!" Murdoc growled pushing Noodle down fully on the couch and crawling on top of her. "Murdoc! Sto-" Noodle was cut off by Murdoc's lips. They were slightly cracked and his mouth tasted so deeply of liquor that Noodle felt she could get drunk from the kiss. Noodle's own lips soft and her mouth tasted like pizza. (Because she just ate some earlier I'm not gonna be ridiculous and say she tasted like strawberries and sunshine or some shit.) Noodle pushed Murdoc away wiping her lips with her sleeve. "H-how dare you!" Noodle stood up and made her way out the Winnebago.
Murdoc grabbed her wrist holding it tightly. "Wait.." He managed out. (Noodle had thrown him off the couch pretty hard) Noodle forced his hand away and ran away as fast as she could. She'd never been so embarrassed in her life! When she made it to the garage door and into the kitchen there stood 2D about to open the door. His hand outstretched to where the knob would be if Noodle hadn't been there. "Noodle!" 2D's hand quickly retreated and went to scratch the back of his head.
"What's up?" 2D felt worry surge through his body as he saw the look on her face. She had a beet red face and her eyes looked as though they were about to water, she had a frightened look as though she had been caught doing something bad. "Toochi-San I have to go…" She spoke attempting to slip past 2D's shoulder. However, 2D wasn't going to let this off easily. "What's wrong luv?" 2D spoke in a soft voice blocking Noodle's way out. "Nothing is wrong Toochi-San. I just have to go out for some air is all." Noodle's voice was wavering. Her lips quivered but when she noticed 2D was looking she bit them. Just as 2D was about to console her the door to the garage opened once more and out appeared Murdoc in all his deeply tanned glory. Noodle flinched either from fear or surprise or maybe even both. 2D glared in Murdoc's direction. "About that walk Noodle. I'll go with you." 2D took Noodle's hand passing a smirk Murdoc's way and walked quickly out the front door. Murdoc slammed his fist against the wall letting his hair fall over his face and his teeth grind together. "Dammit…"