Fire Emblem Fates: Busted

As far as I am concerned, someone bring up a different title for the story. Yeah don't think it fits that well. Anyway, this is long overdue. It was supposed to be out last weekend but I ended up being really busy. Expect the next chapter next weekend. If this does not end up happening, expect the weekend after. Anyway, heads up I am breaking the 4th wall here(no wonder Kojima loves breaking that wall) and making multiple references(love doing that too) . Oh, and I'm also making Xander seem like the bad guy. Not going to seem like it at first, but it will eventually dawn on you how. Why you ask? Don't like him that much. Anyway this chapter is in Lazward/(SPOILER)Inigo's POV in third person. Tried it in first, but didn't really work out to well. It's rated T for some implications, so run out if you can.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem or any other licensed item listed in the story. If I did, then more people would die on the Revelations(primarily people I don't like (cough Gunter cough).) However the game is already ALOT like Game of Thrones(you are probably not going to here me shut up about that show/book series. It's addicting after a while. Plus new season coming up) since they kill off so many characters.

Busted Chapter 2

Lazward, the man that was supposed to be with his newly wed wife, was not happy by the looks he had when he walked around camp. As such, the reason of this if the fact that Xander called him in to help him with the new guest they found earlier, by which, treating him to lunch. Little did he know, that this would quickly become a day of chaos. Not just for him or his friends Selena and Odin, but for the army.

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'I can not believe it,' Lazward thought as he was going towards Prince Corrin's personal dinning room in this strange, castle area that's magically in the middle of the goddamn nowhere. 'I'm supposed to be with Orochi, having a very romantic day, dinner, AND promised myself to give her the best night of love making ever. Now I need to have to reschedule my entire honeymoon. WHO, IN NAGA'S NAME, RESCHEDULES A GODDAMN HONEYMOON!' Lazward sighed. Taking it out in his brain will not help his case at all. Right now he needs to focus on the task on hand. Bring some dessert to the lords and their guest. However, when hearing this, Lazward was angry that he was being treated like a butler. However, Jakob and Felecia were busy tiding up the mess hall, while Flora was helping in the medical tent. Good thing Jakob had the food ready to be brought there, so Lazward didn't need to waste his making some stupid-but very delicious looking- ice cream.

Lazward then thought about the last few years. They came to this world to save it, and now they are. Odin, Selena, and him. No, not them. Owain, Severa, and himself, Inigo. Lazward smiled. It felt so good to think about those names, yet he can't say them for if he or the other two do, there would be a chance of them being compromised. But that's not the worst part. The worst would be them explaining were they come from, what they did, and why they are here. Lazward- no, Inigo was done with it. Inigo has finally moved on from his parents death. When Lazward set off those fireworks(which he secretly stole the recipe from Laurent to try and impress more women. Good times), Inigo realized why his parents did what they did, and secretly prayed to Naga-who was in a entirely different realm- that his parents were together in death.

Lazward then thought of two things: 1. Why did they make the kitchen so far from the private quarters. And 2. the three's current situation. They each served respectable lords: Lazward to Prince Xander, Selena to Princess Camilla, and Odin to Prince Leo. They each liked them: Xander put a vast amount of trust on Lazward AND Pieri and consider them best friends, Camilla respected Selena's competitive streak, and Leo respected not only Odin's skill with magic, but his skill with a sword too(no suprise: Owain was a skilled swordsman back in Ylisse).

But they all put some concerns with their actions: Leo over Odin bizarre behavior(also no surprise), Camilla asked multiple questions to Selena about her choice to marry Subaki(which, in all honesty, acts a lot like Severa's mother), while Xander has been known to bring a bottle of strong alcohol whenever Lazward complained about his problems, as it was a constant, and rather annoying, thing. But this also directs back to the Nohrian royals: Leo is not all too social, Camilla has had about 3 therapists to help with her obsession over Corrin, and Xander was a little too patriotic about his country(including the communist side of things); however none match Xander's most recent action, which is so dark it is not to be mentioned, committed in the name of some man named Captain Kirk.

However, Lazward's favorite part about this entire thing, was that finally took his father Virion's advice. Lazward was not Inigo in disguise: Lazward has matured to not flirt as much(but he still does, and the occasional complain about failures) and had wisdom on his side to cheer people up. Also, after he got married, he followed suite with his father and decided to never flirt with another woman. Except in Lazward's case, it was the occasional flirt.

Lazward had just arrived at the private hall, making him leave his thought's and past, and preceded to inside. From outside he can tell that Xander was busy telling a story. Hearing Arthur's name mentioned, followed by multiple laughs, suggested it was on poor Arthur's bad luck. Lazward then set the cart near the table and preceded to grab the bowls of ice-cream(which still looked very appetizing. Perhaps he should get some on the way back) and handed them out.

"There is no way the man you speak has that bad of luck."

If Lazward was afraid, then he doing a good job at not showing it, as he recognized the voice immediately. Robin, the head tactician of the Sheppards, and the man who married Inigo's first leader and childhood friend. 'There is no way it is him' Lazward thought, trying to reassure himself. Yet when he caught a glimpse of the guest as he brought his dessert, there was no mistake about it. Same white hair, same old coat, and most of all, a Levin Sword strapped to his side, Robin's signature sword. 'Oh I'm dead. Orochi, I'm very sorry that we did not have the time to have sexual intercourse and to start a family, but I just ran into one of the scariest Sheppards.' And right he was; Robin, when he was mad, was known to yell for hours on the subject at hand. Given the fact that he was not a people person, it was easy to make him mad when you were near his tent during the war. The only people that have not faced his wrath was his own wife and daughter(even the females he liked didn't get off as easy as them. What he has a soft spot for women. And the people from the future).

Ryoma, once he was calmed down, spoke up. "Alright why don't you share something about your self?" Corrin then turned towards Robin. "Yes, Robin, we don't know about your self to be honest. Do tell us something." 'Oh gods he already told them his name!'Robin then smiled. "Well I do have the ability to pretty much say some things that are true but I'm not true it would work right now as I'm a little rusty." Xander smirked. "Do use this ability to tell us some things." 'And we're all dead.' What Robin truly meant was that he was a very skilled eavesdropper, and gathered a lot information on every one this way. He usually did this when he was absolutely sure about something and called for them to come meet with them, claimed to hear some things, and confirmed the crime on that person. The only time this has failed was the first with Stahl(Robin was trying to guess what food Stahl wanted. Stahl actually wanted anything that was not from Sully). He even had a spy to help him out for god's sake(they say whenever the spy goes back to Robin, you hear a faint clanking of moving armor). And whatever Robin had on the three, it was going to keep them busy long enough to talk to Inigo, as right now he was sure Robin recognized him.

Robin then spoke the thing's that would surely end Lazward. "Corrin based on the symptoms you told me, your wife's not sick, but actually pregnant with another child. Congratulations. Ryoma, Xander removed the Star Wars VII from the theater. Xander, Ryoma's engaged to your youngest sister." 'Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu-' And all hell broke loose. Corrin took a moment to take that in. "Another child..." he faintly murmured. "Another child. Another child. Another child! ANOTHER CHILD!" Corrin quickly went to the entrance of the hall, opened, and just like,everyone was seemingly there. "EVERYONE! AZURA'S PREGNANT AGAIN! I'M HAVING ANOTHER KID!" And you can hear everyone screaming. "Wait till I tell her this!" Then Corrin ran off, leaving the two future kings in a death lock with one another.

"You married my little sister!?" Xander looked like he was going to strangle someone, particularly the Hoshido prince. However, Ryoma looked he was going to straight up kill Xander. "Never mind that. You took out STAR WARS?!" "Yes will that's not important as the fact that yo-" "NOT IMPORTANT!? THIS MOVIE IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVIES EVER, IN ONE OF THE SINGLE BEST FRANCHISES IN HISTORY! AND YOU'RE SAYING IT'S NOT IMPORTANT?!" "Yeah will Star Trek is better!" If Ryoma had the ability to use laser vision, now would have been a good time. "You take that back." Xander returned the same look Ryoma was giving him. "No, I won't." Ryoma looked at him harder than before. "Yes you will." Xander then gave Ryoma a snobby look. "You know, for all I care, Han Solo could die in a pit and I w-" Just then Ryoma push Xander's head on the table the table, preceded to punch his perfect face, and then grabbed his entire body and threw the Nohrian prince out the window. Ryoma then climbed out, then the two commenced what will forever be known as the Duel of J.J. Abrams Best Movie Franchise that he did not create, or JJABMF for short. Well considering the fact that the Ryoma's wedding with the Nohrian princess was considered one of the best and Star Wars VII was released, we already know who won.

While this entire affair happened, Lazward just stood there like a moron while Robin finished his ice-cream. And the other bowls too. "You know, no one should leave a perfectly good bowl of ice-cream out." Robin then put the bowl down. " Now, Inigo we can get talk-" Just then the door barged open. "Hey!" 'Oh gods Severa, run towards Subaki and tell him you love him before this. Please. I've already made the same mistake.' "What's going on-" Selena however trailed off mid sentence. Robin then smiled. "Great. Two out of three morons are here. Now the talk shall truly begin." 'Please don't yell. I beg of you.'

Cliffhanger! Alright a couple things need to be addressed. The Robin in my mind is not particularly a social person, and is stricter than in game. He does, however, have a soft spot for women(that he likes. Sorry people. Tharja's not one of them.) and opens up to the future children more than the people in his time line. Why I'm saying this? I may have story related to Awakening and I thought that if that does happen, then you should have some background information. Oh, and 20 imaginary dollars for anyone who guess's the spy. Like I said, this take on Inigo is different from others; he sees Lazward and Inigo as different people, which might explain the alternation of names. Why I did LazwardxOrochi? Because I personally feel like it's one of Lazward's under appreciated(even though it one of the better ones) supports, and I personally like it(as I'm doing this on my first Revelations file). And SelenaxSubaki does not really need a explanation if you spoiled yourself with the game.

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to get myself a desktop waifu.

Jakob: Sir, I apologize, but the files for the program are, well, taken down.

What?

Jakob: There are not there anymore.

Gods dammit why did I not find this thing out until the links were taken down.

Jakob: Because you don't keep up with time.

Thank you Captain Obvious. Until next time I guess.