Inside the Mind of: Sasuke Uchiha

by Akia and Amora

So what goes on in Sasuke's head? You're about to find out. Why does the Sharingan crave chocolate? Who are the best dressed in Konaha? Find the answers to this in more, in Sasuke's mind!

2. Fashion SHow

Chapter 2: The Best Dressed

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Lots of weird things happen in my head, yesterday i had a fashion show in my head. I had to countdown the top 10 best dressed ninjas. It was very fun.

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My number ten was:

Shikamaru Nara- i mean come on, ever heard of a haircut? And what's with the fish net on your clothes? What are you, a transvestite or something? Gawd.

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Number nine was:

Naruto Uzumaki- the orange so doesn't go with your hair, or the blue on the jacket. and what's with the whiskers on your face? are you trying to be a cat?

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Number eight:

Sakura Haruno- Your reddish dress so doesn't go with those pants you wear underneath it. And the dressish thing doesn't go good wit your eyes either, you look like a Christmas tree or something.

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Seven:

Ino Yamanaka- Yellow hair and purple clothes don't go togetehr at all. And what's with the bandages around your waist? Sheesh, weird much?

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Six:

TenTen- I liked the buns on your head but ididn't like the style of your shirt.

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five:

Hinata Hyuga- your blue hair goes good with your jacket, but you need to show more skin.

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Four:

Itachi Uchiha- you look like me so...what else is there to say?

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Three:

Gaara- The goard makes you look mysterious and the hair matches your bad boy attitude.

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Two:

Kakashi Hatake- That mask makes you look myterious. What's under it? The world may never know.

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number one! Drum roll please:complete silence. Okay fien whatever:

NEJI HYUGA!- His hair reminds me of chocolate, nuff said.

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After I annoced the ten best dressed, i heard screaming so I ran away but not before I heard bits of thier converstaion.

" Uggg, what a chocolate loving peeervert!"

" Oh i know, that mark about a christmas tree, so outta line."

" At least your hair doesn't remind him of chocolate."

" And what was with the hair comment? i got a haircut a year ago!"

" AND WHY DID HE TELL ME TO SHOW MORE SKIN! IT'S RIDICULOUS!"

" I know, he was so rude!"

" And i am not a cat! I'm a fox!"

" Let's get him!"

" YEAH!"

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I ran off after that.

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Next inside Sasuke's mind: I'm not quiet, I'm just a pervert.