Arceus was watching some television as a nurse Audino approached him, with the Pokemon God turning his head to face the nurse.
"Yes, random Audino, what do you need?" Arceus asked as he took a sip of his orange juice.
The nurse Audino touched her fingertips. "Well, my particular Nurse Joy is getting gassy again... can you help out?"
Arceus rolled his eyes as he faced Audino. "Let me guess. She has a farting problem." He stated, his eyes lowered.
Audino nodded, beginning to explain her plight as Arceus closed his eyes, forming the picture in his head as the scene transitioned to a flashback, somewhere in Unova, Nurse Joy was trying to pull out a couple of different Pokeballs out of the vent, accidentally releasing loud brassy farts as she blushed.
"Oh my... excuse me," Nurse Joy stated as she began fanning the air, blushing at the deep pitched tuba toots she was farting out of her pink nurse uniform, not meaning to stink up the Pokemon Center. "I guess those poffins aren't meant for humans..."
"What? Poffins are for everyone!" The Nurse Audino seen earlier in the story before stated as she approached the gassy Nurse Joy. "It's not the food's fault that you happen to be gassy! You've been farting for three days straight!"
"Well, I guess that's true." Nurse Joy commented as she let out a fart so loud, it shook the entire Pokemon Center, making the human Pokemon Trainers and their weakened Pokemon run all out of the Pokemon Center, with it being west of Driftveil City.
"Goodness! Control yourself!" The Audino stated as she placed her hands on her face, trying not to breathe Nurse Joy's farts in.
"It's kind of hard to do it when you got some problems like this making things complicated!" Nurse Joy snapped back as she farted once more, letting out a wet poot. "...although now I might need to go check myself..."
"Hey! Don't leave me hanging! I can help you!" Audino stated as she followed Nurse Joy to the bathroom, having realized that she did not have a nose.