Bruce was getting a cup of coffee when the elevator arrived at the floor he was on. He heard bickering.
"I'm telling you, Sherlock, you can't just go around wearing your bedsheets everywhere!" Came a man's voice with a British accent.
"Please, I wore this to the Queen's palaceand no onesaid anything." Said another guy with the same accent. The doors opened, revealing a man with blond hair and another person wearing nothing but bedsheets.
"Oh hello," said the bedsheets person who looked familiar. Bruce suddenly realized that this was Sherlock Holmes.
"Sherlock, are you even wearing pants?" Said the blond guy.
"Relax, John," Sherlock said. "Of course not."
"You need to stop wearing these bedsheets everywhere!"
Sherlock's eyes got a mischievous glint in them.
"Whatever you say, John, whatever you say." Sherlock then let the bedsheets fall from him, leaving him naked. All Bruce could do was stare in shock.
"Oh my-" John turned away, covering his face with a hand. It was at that moment that Tony chose to walk in. He promptly froze. His eyes met Bruce's and Tony couldn't hold his laughter in anymore. He started laughing so hard that he couldn't
breath.
"Oh my god, Bruce," Tony gasped out. "Your face!" He collapsed in laughter. Once he got in control, he said,
"Sherlock, put your bedsheets back on will you?" And then burst out in laughter again. As Sherlock reached down for his bedsheet, Clint walked in. Sherlock just sighed and pulled his bedsheets up.
"Excuse me, but I need to go change," said Sherlock with a fake smile. He strode past them quickly.
"Wait, Sherlock, What am I supposed to do?" John asked.
"Use your deducing skills and figure that out yourself, John." Sherlock yelled back.
John threw his hands up in defeat.
"You're officially a phsycopath, Sherlock," He said.
"A high functioning sociopath!" Sherlock yelled. "And put that in your blog, will you?"
"Have I missed something?" Asked Natasha from the doorway.
"He's my half brother. I'm not the only playboy in the family." Tony replied. "Let's go."
Bruce never needed up getting that cup of coffee.